DJ_NUFC Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 What a slimeball. And cry me a fucking river, Derek. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Will no doubt be outsmarted again by Bagpuss at the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Should dye his hair black and get into Gary Numan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Just wanted to pop back in to say he's still a pole smoking, bullshitting, tactic-less, surrender monkey, just fuck off! That, is, all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Just wanted to pop back in to say he's still a pole smoking, bullshitting, tactic-less, surrender monkey, just fuck off! That, is, all! I often fight the urge to come in every day just to leave some such message and leave. It feels good to get it out, and just to let the world know that you think he's still a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Chris Hughton's sacking at Newcastle came as a surprise to many but I was told that Pardew had been working on Ashley for months by hanging around the Ritz casino and gambling with him until they'd formed some sort of friendship. Suddenly, he's the Newcastle manager. Gonna have to get myself down that casino with my shirt on and Football Manager resume in hand, maybe I too can get a cushty job at the club Considering he's given Pardew and Kinnear a job you'd be lucky unless your a talentless cunt of the highest order, dredged out from a river of pure scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Should dye his hair black and get into Gary Numan. Here with Graham Carr, signing no one he likes, sucking Ashley's bell end, It's the only way to live ignoring Carr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Just wanted to pop back in to say he's still a pole smoking, bullshitting, tactic-less, surrender monkey, just fuck off! That, is, all! I often fight the urge to come in every day just to leave some such message and leave. It feels good to get it out, and just to let the world know that you think he's still a cunt. You two protest too much. Secret Pards sympathisers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Should dye his hair black and get into Gary Numan. Here in my car I set my sat nav for south gonna fuck off for good and shut my big mouth in cars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bhay5cscmaeoqjy-large-e1393434112157.jpg Where's your "Pardew Out" tats? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Why would anyone want that bellends name permanently tattooed on their body? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Should dye his hair black and get into Gary Numan. Here in my car I set my sat nav for south gonna fuck off for good and shut my big mouth in cars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Taking spirit from the SAS apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 The guy is a cornball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-reveals-taking-spirit-6751389 Alan Pardew reveals he will be taking spirit of the SAS into last 11 games of the season 27 Feb 2014 07:20 It's Who Dares Wins as the Premier League hits the final straight, reveals Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew Share on printShare on email 2014 Getty Images Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew Alan Pardew has revealed that Newcastle United are taking the spirit of the SAS into the final 11 games of the season – starting at Hull City this Saturday. And the United boss has suggested to his team that it could be a case of “Who Dares Wins” as the campaign hits crunch time. Pardew’s team are ranked as outsiders to qualify for the top six this season with odds of 66/1 available from some bookmakers. Newcastle could close the gap to just two points to sixth place if they beat the Tigers. But there should be plenty of incentive in the last 11 matches. Especially if Manchester City defeat Sunderland in the Capital One Cup final, a result that would activate sixth place as a Europa League spot. Yet seventh could yet turn out to be an additional Europa spot too. Indeed, if Man City also make it to the FA Cup final and play either Arsenal or Everton in the Wembley showpiece, it could open up an extra slot depending on final league positions in the top six. However, after Newcastle’s poor recent run, Alan Pardew has come out fighting. He said after seeing off Aston Villa at St James’ Park: “I had somebody who was very special visit me from the SAS. “He gave me a little medallion and I thought ‘I might need a bit of that getting out of the stadium’. “So I put that in my pocket.” United completed their first Premier League double of the campaign by beating Aston Villa on Sunday. Villa were also the first team United managed to beat on their travels this season in the top flight. Now Pardew hopes it can spark another run of good form after a poor start to 2014. Newcastle have six away wins in the bag and are two victories away from levelling the eight they picked up in the 2011/12 season, when they finished fifth. With six games on the road to go this season, Pardew said after seeing off Villa: “It was a key moment. “I am hoping that trend continues – like it did after the first away win. “Villa have always been fortunate for me as a manager. Sometimes you have those moments.” Regardless of United’s troubles in 2014 they have sold out the away end at the KC Stadium on Saturday. There will be 2,500 fans making to the journey down the east coast. Pardew believes the Toon Army played their part against Aston Villa, and feels they can once more against Hull. He said: “The last 15 minutes the crowd got involved. “And we got ourselves in a position to win the game – and then we won it.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Can we get a real manager now? You know one who doesn't need an SAS medallion as part of his pre-game preparations? For goodness sake. What planet is this clown from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 He never dares, he always reverts to sitting deep. Its his default setting. Who dares wins my arse. The man is a complete arse and feeding the muppets who lap this up. Serioulsy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Hopefully the medallion was actually a small land mine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 he gets worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 What the fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Save Alans Season. too late bye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 He never dares, never ever, when have we ever played daring football in his time here? NEVER EVER, he as clearly been told to say this by the media team in the back ground to make it sound like they are going to give it a go. Kick off at HULL...11 men behind the ball. The man is an epic fraud. Its getting hilarious now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Knowing this silly cunt that probably means Shola and Steven playing up top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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