TRon Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 It's no wonder he doesn't have time to do much football coaching, he must spend hours coming up with such fantastic bullshit to reel off week after week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 It's no wonder he doesn't have time to do much football coaching, he must spend hours coming up with such fantastic bullshit to reel off week after week. Disagree; it comes to him naturally IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10790266/Arsenal-v-Newcastle-United-Alan-Pardew-admits-his-future-is-on-the-line.html Asked whether his future was in doubt ahead of the trip to Arsenal on Sunday, Pardew replied: “Possibly. When you lose five games as Newcastle manager, you’ve got to expect criticism and speculation about your job. That comes with the territory and I accept that, but I’m confident the team is in a much better place this week than it has been. We need a big result in our next two games and I like to think we can get it. “The short-term run we are on has clouded the picture, but we can’t get away from it. You live for the moment in football.” f*** OFF Atrocious football for two seasons with the odd mini run of games where we picke dup points. The man should be a politician. It really sounds likes he's going, there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'd like to think Ashely gives enough a shit to identify the peanuts in the shite and peddle the cunt this summer. We've had 2 purple patches in the last 18 months and it's been pretty horrific for a sustained period. Manager needs to fucking go, man. He's responsible for results and performances on the park and it's been fucking wank for ages. I know I'm preaching to the converted btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Where are we in a table between Boxing Day and after Palace? I'd look but I'm on my phone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 12th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I take it all back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Our record since drawing at Anfield taking out Feb & Nov of last year: P 54, W 16, D 7, L 31, Pts 55 I know it's selective stats but tough, those two months are more out of line with our true form rather than this run of 5 losses he's on about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 People really do buy his bullshit like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 People really do buy his bullshit like. Completely OT - you ok like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 People really do buy his bullshit like. Completely OT - you ok like? Thanks for asking mate I'm ok, too many clashes going on between us all at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 People really do buy his bullshit like. Completely OT - you ok like? Thanks for asking mate I'm ok, too many clashes going on between us all at home. Not prying, an 'aye' would have been fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 People really do buy his bullshit like. Completely OT - you ok like? Thanks for asking mate I'm ok, too many clashes going on between us all at home. Not prying, an 'aye' would have been fine. It's alright, said in the chat thread anyhoo, not exactly a secret like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. Like Pardew could use a Jedi mind trick. Jedis are honorable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his s*** to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. because for a lot of people, I fear it will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. Because it'll confirm top-half. And people who only look at results and league tables will think we've done ok this season. I can imagine the bullshit he'd come out with if we sacked him despite finishing 9th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Most of the Sith were Jedi before they turned to the dark side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. He's not that daft, he realises that the 46 points Remy accumulated fairly early on has guaranteed him a respectable finish. In any other situation the disastrous run of results since the new year would have seen him under far more scrutiny. Even now though he must be sweating that he's got two probably losses out of the next three to add to his record breaking run of losses in this division. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 The thing is that there's a good chance that the useless plank will get nowt from the last 3 games, however he's then got a bit of breathing space in the summer potentially. It's a shame the pressure didn't start earlier (as it rightfully should have) because he'll only have had to deal with it for a month, tops, until next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Most of the Sith were Jedi before they turned to the dark side. I find the Dark Jedi more in touch with this situation than someone outright Sith. Though I expect the Expanded Universe will just be tossed aside now Disney owns everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 The thing is that there's a good chance that the useless plank will get nowt from the last 3 games, however he's then got a bit of breathing space in the summer potentially. It's a shame the pressure didn't start earlier (as it rightfully should have) because he'll only have had to deal with it for a month, tops, until next season. You do have to wonder why Ashley hasn't just binned him off if he really doesn't rate him any more? We heard all this end of season assessment bollocks at the end of last year. How come Man U didn't wait until the end of the season to get rid of Moyes? Maybe because they really did want shot of him and used the first available chance to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 So if we're generous to Pardew and say he picked Demba Ba as his signing, that would mean letting Pardew sign the players he wants as a 1 in 4 thing. Ba Obertan Elliot Colback Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. A win resets the "consecutive defeat counter" that enables him to say "this short term thinking is damaging us. Nobody was complaining when we beat Shit Team X in injury time six games ago" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why does he think a win will just make everyone forget what has gone before? I still remember we were awful in the games before the Crystal Palace win. We were also awful in that game too. The only difference is we won. When he is spouting his shit to the media someone should shout "You weak minded fools! He's using an old Jedi mind trick." He could say the moon was made of cheese and the media wouldn't call him on it to his face. Because it'll confirm top-half. And people who only look at results and league tables will think we've done ok this season. I can imagine the bullshit he'd come out with if we sacked him despite finishing 9th. The Soccer Saturday panel today were saying "in the first half of the season, we were all wondering if they could break into the top four" Maybe you should have tried watching some of it lads, then you wouldn't have succumbed to mental illness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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