Mick Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 “You need to have a stable character or you are going to find yourself in trouble. Football intelligence is different, but Paul Gascoigne would have found it far harder in today’s game to have been Gazza. Says the twat who has just served a 3 game stadium ban for nutting an opposition player, oh the irony. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Send this man to the lunatic asylum already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/mp9TKV8.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cannot believe some of his quotes this week. Generally always think I couldn't detest him more, but he proves me wrong regularly. Those quotes are fucking outrageous, I'd go into a fucking massive rant about the fact I'm from a fairly rough area in Wallsend yet have been well educated at school, college and then University but I just can't be arsed. Alan Pardew is an absolute fucking prick, and it kills me that some of our support are too thick to see that. Ironically enough it'll be the thickest of our lot that lap this up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cannot believe some of his quotes this week. Generally always think I couldn't detest him more, but he proves me wrong regularly. Those quotes are f***ing outrageous, I'd go into a f***ing massive rant about the fact I'm from a fairly rough area in Wallsend yet have been well educated at school, college and then University but I just can't be arsed. Alan Pardew is an absolute f***ing prick, and it kills me that some of our support are too thick to see that. Ironically enough it'll be the thickest of our lot that lap this up. Agreed. It's actually starting to get to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The bloke is just an insult to earthly virtue and harmony. Everything about him is offensive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Can't fucking stand this man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 this latest series of quotes fucking beggars belief man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 There's some potential there if the Chronicle actually put some f***ing effort in. Aye, it looks like one of Swelley's photoshop jobs. QFT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Nothing Pardew says ever surprises me - he is a con-man, a one-trick pony manager and unfortunately for us, extremely lucky to have been head-hunted by another from the Know-nowt-about-it Dept, Lambsarse. Once in, Ashley soon found he was a yes-man who suited his purpose and so he remains at SJP for the foreseeable future. Nevertheless, how those fans who lap up all his laughable comments keep putting up with him is beyond me - and I thought I'd seen everything I could see where NUFC are concerned ; getting kicked out of the FA Cup by a non-league side in 1972 and turning Barca over at SJP in 1997 with everything else in between. There is NOTHING, in all those years, that compares with the idiocy of some of a large percentage of our fans these days. Pardew's hilarious comment about middle-class youngsters at Southampton is straight out of the Dr Goebbels' propaganda school(i.e. if you tell a lie big enough and often enough, it becomes the truth). Has this clown forgotten about the stars the NE USED to produce...? People like Milburn, the Charltons, Norman Hunter, Colin Bell, Howard Kendall, Mortensen etc etc etc..? Oh, yes, THEY were REALLY middle class, weren't they..!!?? Oh, and another thing Mr P....they weren't THICK either - unlike you..... This man is an insult to NUFC, along with the malevolent jelly that owns the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The irony of him saying we need more 'intelligence'. You couldn't make it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I like how he keeps saying we need to get more intelligence in them like its petrol in a car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 He really has outdone himself this week. Just a constant flow of utter cack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I'm completely gobsmacked by those comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 This man is a proper cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 This fucker adores Southampton like. Someone better remind the twat they sacked him back in league 1. I love how he obviously panicked and had to throw in the lline "I'm not saying all geordies are thick" The irony of this idiot who can barely speak English, telling our youngsters we need to "put more intelligence into them"like an injection or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Just bought a new house and I got talking with the TV aerial engineer who is also a supporter. He said he has met Pardew 2 or 3 times. Apparently our great leader has a "party trick" which involves lifting up skirts to see what underwear is on display. Bit of a lad our Alan by all accounts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cannot believe some of his quotes this week. Generally always think I couldn't detest him more, but he proves me wrong regularly. Those quotes are fucking outrageous, I'd go into a fucking massive rant about the fact I'm from a fairly rough area in Wallsend yet have been well educated at school, college and then University but I just can't be arsed. Alan Pardew is an absolute fucking prick, and it kills me that some of our support are too thick to see that. Ironically enough it'll be the thickest of our lot that lap this up. Yup. Can insult the area very plainly to its face, and still have 50-odd-thousand turn up and not turn on him in the slightest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 To be fair, when he mentions intelligence I don't think he's wanting the players to go out and get masters degrees. I'm all for the players acting more intelligently on the pitch, I just struggle to see how Alan Pardew is the man to teach them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Just caught up with the last few pages....... He's got a winning mentality. Looking to defend and nick a win is certainly not his style He is going 'put intelligence' into the young players. Nice one, Alan. Part of the double act that has killed football for me after 30 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 To be fair, when he mentions intelligence I don't think he's wanting the players to go out and get masters degrees. I'm all for the players acting more intelligently on the pitch, I just struggle to see how Alan Pardew is the man to teach them. He's going to put intelligence into them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 To be fair, when he mentions intelligence I don't think he's wanting the players to go out and get masters degrees. I'm all for the players acting more intelligently on the pitch, I just struggle to see how Alan Pardew is the man to teach them. He's going to put intelligence into them. Is that the line he uses on the ladies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Squirt his intelligence into them. "Yeah, intelligence Gabby. Intelligence." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 You can do it put your back into it. You can do it put intelligence into it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cannot believe some of his quotes this week. Generally always think I couldn't detest him more, but he proves me wrong regularly. Those quotes are f***ing outrageous, I'd go into a f***ing massive rant about the fact I'm from a fairly rough area in Wallsend yet have been well educated at school, college and then University but I just can't be arsed. Alan Pardew is an absolute f***ing prick, and it kills me that some of our support are too thick to see that. Ironically enough it'll be the thickest of our lot that lap this up. Which rough area you from? You a nice boy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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