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Guest Gino14

The incompetence of that is staggering.  Might as well ask me if I could beat Captain America in a fight.  If I said yes do you think he'd sponsor me for an MMA career?

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Guest Gomez

He's a deer in the headlights.

 

He preaches a long term vision and prudence, that's just resulted in him not making ANY decision at all, hoping we'll limp to survival again.

 

Seems like he has no balls whatsoever to make any decision. Mustn't get off on Ashley's nipple clamps like Lambias did... *ALLEGEDLY*

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Guest chopey

I rember when we were in trouble years ago and the massive, brave decision was taken to give an SOS to Keegan to save us.

 

Wimpy, gutless Charnley just fiddles as Rome burns.

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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-offered-services-champions-league-9188813

United’s managing director Lee Charnley asked Carver three questions – could he handle the criticism, keep the team up and win back the dressing room. The head coach, who did not offer his resignation on Sunday or Monday, answered yes to all three and that satisfied the demands of Charnley, who is also under pressure after admitting to “mistakes” that have pushed Newcastle towards the brink of a relegation fight.

 

:mackems:

"brink"?
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"You s*** like?"

 

"Nah"

 

"Ah right, crack on then"

 

Spot on.

 

Football club management strategy straight out of Monty Python:

 

    Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

    Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?

    Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?

    Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?

    Sir Lancelot: Blue.

    Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go.

    Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge]

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"You s*** like?"

 

"Nah"

 

"Ah right, crack on then"

 

Spot on.

 

Football club management strategy straight out of Monty Python:

 

    Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

    Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?

    Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?

    Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

    Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?

    Sir Lancelot: Blue.

    Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go.

    Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge]

 

I can just imagine Remi Garde's interview now:

 

Charnley: What s your name?

Garde: Remi Garde of France

Charnley: what is your quest?

Garde: to manage Newcastle

Charnley: what is your favourite colour

Garde: Blue! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Guest firetotheworks

Not that I doubt Charley is a petty little tit, but NUFCStats have got history for listening to nonsense itk stuff.

 

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