Darth Crooks Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 He's smug because he now knows come what may he won't lose his job whereas it was in doubt in his mind a month back. Thanks to Ashley being Ashley and the majority of fans at the ground being idle mutes he knows he can carry on bullshitting his way through the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 "Obertan was key in the season we finished 5th." "We played well at Spurs last season." Massive If he said the first bit about Obertan that's right up there with the worst things he's ever said. Almost matches "Thank god we're not in the Europa League again." “This is a player that played a big part in the season when we finished fifth. “He’s not been the same since that year because he’s had injuries and he’s in and out. He’s a confidence player. “When he has confidence he can be unplayable at times. He’s created the moments for us at times.” His exact words re Obertan. He was absolute garbage during 11/12, as he has been the vast majority of his time here. What a moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Pardew was on the radio last night claiming the league was of a higher quality this season. He's trying to make out that he isn't shit, it's the league being better than normal. I'm envious of how he can say stuff like this with a straight face "The entire league is better this season, except us, we're still shit!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 obertan he's not even trying anymore man, just making random shite up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 He says he hopes Spurs can't match our energy. I wish he'd STFU. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 He says he hopes Spurs can't match our energy. I wish he'd STFU. this is a prime example of unadulterated waffle that comes out of his mouth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The gutless interviewers who never ask a tough question, I mean it must be part of their job description. The entire media circus the revolves around football is pale and wan as fuck. Are other sports the same? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The gutless interviewers who never ask a tough question, I mean it must be part of their job description. The entire media circus the revolves around football is pale and wan as fuck. Are other sports the same? Cricket certainly isn't, don't think American sports are either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 We've been saying for a while that this wouldn't happen over here. Sports media feasts on terrible managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 We've been saying for a while that this wouldn't happen over here. Sports media feasts on terrible managers. My god, just think if Deadspin got hold of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 We've been saying for a while that this wouldn't happen over here. Sports media feasts on terrible managers. My god, just think if Deadspin got hold of him. There would at least be laughs. Even ESPN would find meat. If an NFL coach was this bad, Jaws would do an hour of game film analysis and be like Even Gruden would find shit to hate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Just re watched the highlights of the Arsenal 4-4 for the first time in ages, seeing this cunt celebrate the Tiote goal has ruined what was one of my favourite NUFC moments. He's managed to ruin my memories Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 If nothing else he's introduced me to the feeling hate, and for that I don't thank him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Once he goes it would be good to put all NUFC fans through that Men In Black memory-wipe device so we completely wipe out his existence. Same goes for Ashley, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7999016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Alan I'm glad to hear you aren't losing sleep let me tell you I fucking am. I can't believe how much i hate someone I've never met. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7999016 Christ, playing in Europe is difficult for all teams except for Spurs, he's lost the bastard plot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 But United’s boss bristles at talk that his players aren’t good enough to make an impact on the Premier League I agree with him on that opinion. There's one major reason they're failing to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Once he goes it would be good to put all NUFC fans through that Men In Black memory-wipe device so we completely wipe out his existence. Same goes for Ashley, tbh. I'd gladly volunteer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The brain wipe should never happen, so we never make the same mistake again, Lest We Forget. This is assuming we ever manage to rid ourselves of the horror we find ourselves in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The brain wipe should never happen, so we never make the same mistake again, Lest We Forget. This is assuming we ever manage to rid ourselves of the horror we find ourselves in. We'll probably be making the "same mistake" immediately after with whoever the next incompetent shithead Ashley decides to appoint is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. The other managers will want him to stay as long as possible so they can take 3 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ahFj-fe-UHI/T_nNLGMhMhI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ZgO67XWJNbw/s1600/nseven_londons+calling.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 "I sleep better than one or two in this room." I like alan nao. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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