B-more Mag Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Really don't get the duck face thing. Yeah I'd absololutely smash Daisy Duck and Donald is a spawny cunt but that's a whole new issue. I'd be a little reluctant due to the risk of abrasions from feather-friction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 1 seems to have been underrated, clear winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Yeah I wouldn't touch any of them even after 10 cans TBH. Number 1 is showing to much side bra, I like things left up to the imagination. Number 2 is doing the duck face and her boobs are too big. Number 3 is rocking a black strap watch (so 2011), and the grey dress reminds me of our turgid away kit. Number 4 is on the edge of the photo and clearly not the dominant female of the pack. I regularly bang better than that TBH, but to each their own. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Your dressed up dolls don't count! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why do we still have a thread for this prick? When you excise a cancerous growth you don't want to keep looking at it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikenewcastle Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why do we still have a thread for this prick? When you excise a cancerous growth you don't want to keep looking at it. Aye, can't we just forget about him for a little while? Obviously we can gloat all day and all night when he inevitably messes up at Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 It's his fault. He didn't have to turn up at a festival looking like a shit Roy Orbison/terminator. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why do we still have a thread for this prick? When you excise a cancerous growth you don't want to keep looking at it. It's hard to forget the cancerous growth when people keep shoving it in your face and telling you how much better off you were with the cancerous growth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Got a bit pissed last night and went to town on Pards to a few Palace fans. They were saying I was talking bollocks at first until I pulled out a load of stats from all his managerial roles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 It's as natural as going for a piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 One of my colleagues is a Palace fan, loves the bloke and thinks they are going to finish in the top 4 this season. Insufferable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 One of my colleagues is a Palace fan, loves the bloke and thinks they are going to finish in the top 4 this season. Insufferable. Can you please forward me this individual's details. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Deuce man, I thought you were better than that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Deuce man, I thought you were better than that. I am, the most adventurous I get is missionary in the dark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Lost an academy player to Borussia Monchengladbach. Never heard of him but I hope he's the greatest of all time and Pardew is hated because of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lunchtime at work. Lack of transfer shit going on, so I decided to dig out a few old quotes on our favourite cunt: Feels good to really respect the manager, both as a bloke and a manager. Would love to see us win the Europa (or anything) under him. To cancel the early pages of the original thread, I'm going to be super-positive about Pards. Credit to him, he has turned it all round. As part of a winning structure, he is the focal point of our revival and deservedly won Manager of the Season. The players seem to love him, he's a master of the media and is a pleasure to listen to. I also like the backroom staff he's brought in, instilling a Geordie influence on our dressing room. I've not always agreed with his tactics and decisions but you can't argue with 5th place. Absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him hit another 1000 pages. Here's to him, Nufc and 12/13 season. Get this one right and he'll be loved forever by some toon fans I have this bad feeling Abrhamovich might want him. Excellent news! Arise Sir Pardew. Pards! What a legend. He is nearing a cult hero status. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cunt zero has a typo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ian W. All of them. Typical former death eater talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. I need to know who to put on 'ignore'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. I would have done if the quote function was available in old threads, though I do remember one from you saying you hoped he would be here for 15 years Far from innocent myself like. I once updated my Facebook to say "Walking in a Pardew wonderland" after the 2-0 win at Swansea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Thank God I wasn't around here in those days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Blinded by the 5th season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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