Numbers Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I think it's time they embraced the horror, he's had almost enough time to implement his ways. 'When you're the king, you can do anything'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 We've waited patiently for if but this does feel like where the wheels come off and he's incapable of pulling round. He'll start to blame everyone but himself, alienate players and start going defensive as he'll be too scared to open up and look for the win. He'll start cracking on the touch line and his mask will fall clean off his face for everyone to see. This time though it won't be those nasty cockney hating Geordie bastards who'll see through him, no it'll be his own which heralded his return like a family member coming back from the dead. Well you'll wish you burnt him to a fucking crisp by the time he's done with you. It's coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 We've waited patiently for if but this does feel like where the wheels come off and he's incapable of pulling round. He'll start to blame everyone but himself, alienate players and start going defensive as he'll be too scared to open up and look for the win. He'll start cracking on the touch line and his mask will fall clean off his face for everyone to see. This time though it won't be those nasty cockney hating Geordie bastards who'll see through him, no it'll be his own which heralded his return like a family member coming back from the dead. Well you'll wish you burnt him to a fucking crisp by the time he's done with you. It's coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 We've waited patiently for if but this does feel like where the wheels come off and he's incapable of pulling round. He'll start to blame everyone but himself, alienate players and start going defensive as he'll be too scared to open up and look for the win. He'll start cracking on the touch line and his mask will fall clean off his face for everyone to see. This time though it won't be those nasty cockney hating Geordie b******s who'll see through him, no it'll be his own which heralded his return like a family member coming back from the dead. Well you'll wish you burnt him to a f***ing crisp by the time he's done with you. It's coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy cunt but shit at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy cunt but shit at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for fucking years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Whenever I talk about football at work, everyone keeps saying to me, "I bet you want Pardew back" and that's annoying the f*** out of me (though what's more annoying is one of my workmates is also a NUFC fan and he was always pro-Pardew and he still thinks Pardew shouldn't have left). It will be a glorious day when this c*** fails at Palace. Your workmate wants a drone-strike in the face. He's a good lad, unfortunately he's one of those fans who constantly complains about the team but then when something like SackPardew.com comes along, he's all "Pardew is doing a good job". Grrr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy c*** but s*** at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for f***ing years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Imagine when they hit Christmas and then really start losing games :-) and Pardew won't know how to sort it, cue all sorts of horrific decisions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 He'll never be a victim. He won't let that happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy c*** but s*** at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for f***ing years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Imagine when they hit Christmas and then really start losing games :-) and Pardew won't know how to sort it, cue all sorts of horrific decisions God. The idea that he'd have his post Christmas meltdown in London. Lord have Mercy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You know when it goes to so much shit that it barely keeps them up the response will be " what more can he do? it's just Crystal Palace at the end of the day, staying up is a success " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 It may soon be time for the Pardew boom bust cycle. Starts off charming and like a breath of fresh air Gets some great results Finishes high up in the league Begins to reveal his true colours Starts implementing deep rooted abuse which starts killing the club from the inside Sells all the best players Starts breaking all kinds of negative records Makes the fans suffer on a weekly basis but is defended resolutely by the pundits and media despite all facts and evidence, which builds resentment Finally it ends with a violent reaction from the fans when they wake from their daze and he does a runner or gets sacked with reputation inexplicably still in tact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Hi everyone. Soz for the delay, only just this minute stopped wanking myself dry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 We've waited patiently for if but this does feel like where the wheels come off and he's incapable of pulling round. He'll start to blame everyone but himself, alienate players and start going defensive as he'll be too scared to open up and look for the win. He'll start cracking on the touch line and his mask will fall clean off his face for everyone to see. This time though it won't be those nasty cockney hating Geordie bastards who'll see through him, no it'll be his own which heralded his return like a family member coming back from the dead. Well you'll wish you burnt him to a fucking crisp by the time he's done with you. It's coming. Aye exactly, it's unravelling for him as it always does. He's galvanised the club to begin with and racked up more wins than you'd expect, but it'll fall down like a house of cards. He's shite, and it's great that the media and Palace fans either don't know that yet, or do know that but thought it might be an indefinite reason to have a pop at Newcastle fans about. They'll look like idiots very soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy c*** but s*** at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for f***ing years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Imagine when they hit Christmas and then really start losing games :-) and Pardew won't know how to sort it, cue all sorts of horrific decisions With a bit of luck he'll go to his chairman and demand new signings; Colback for some good old English grit in the middle and Colo to add some much needed experience at the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Palace fans are getting twitchy on 5Live... What are they saying ? That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy c*** but s*** at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for f***ing years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Imagine when they hit Christmas and then really start losing games :-) and Pardew won't know how to sort it, cue all sorts of horrific decisions With a bit of luck he'll go to his chairman and demand new signings; Colback for some good old English grit in the middle and Colo to add some much needed experience at the back. Aw good lawd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Upcoming Chronicle headline: "Thousands of Toon Fans Rushed To Hospital After Overdosing On Schadenfreude." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 1 goal from open play in 6 games, apparently. None of their 5 strikers have scored a goal. Front. Foot. Football. His fantastic tactics have just given Leicester their first clean sheet of the season in a game decided by an error by a big man at the back. It's starting to look oh so familiar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Said his team were fantastic, only created 1 clear chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Said his team were fantastic, only created 1 clear chance. Done what they were told then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Have a feeling that i'm gonna enjoy this thread from now on. Fucking Love it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weznufc Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Some fans want him out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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