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If we're going with hypotheticals, then him being tarred and feathered multiple times whilst women laugh at his genitals, then him being fired from a cannon into the sun would get my vote. I'm not sure what the context would be though.

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If we're going with hypotheticals, then him being tarred and feathered multiple times whilst women laugh at his genitals, then him being fired from a cannon into the sun would get my vote. I'm not sure what the context would be though.

 

I was thinking it was a two birds with one stone (not cup) scenario with the mackems being involved.

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Alan Pardew's Crystal Palace host Sam Allardyce's Sunderland on Monday.

 

Pardew says: "I never fancy my chances against a Sam Allardyce team, because of his knowledge of PowerPoint. They'll give everything they've got to get the victory after they see his presentation."

 

He adds that strikers Connor Wickham and Marouane Chamakh are back from injury. Midfielder Bakary Sako may train tomorrow, but Dwight Gayle is still out.

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Alan Pardew's Crystal Palace host Sam Allardyce's Sunderland on Monday.

 

Pardew says: "I never fancy my chances against a Sam Allardyce team, because of his knowledge of PowerPoint. They'll give everything they've got to get the victory after they see his presentation."

 

He adds that strikers Connor Wickham and Marouane Chamakh are back from injury. Midfielder Bakary Sako may train tomorrow, but Dwight Gayle is still out.

 

Is that a compliment? He's scared of Sam's knowledge of PowerPoint? :lol:

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