Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays sonic the hedgehog dead fucking slowly avoiding every enemy and tries to sit back holding onto one ring. Dies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Goes to Nandos and has the chicken caesar salad with no chicken and no dressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I think he plays Rocky Legends for the original Xbox and forces Steve Stone to pick Mickey whilst he whales on him constantly with Ivan Drago. Stone isn't allowed to block. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays GTA and stops at every red light and doesn't run anyone over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Super Mario and kills himself when throwing a Koopa Troopa shell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Pokemon gets a mewtwo and 3 legendary birds but sticks with a squirtle and a bulbasaur. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Russian roulette and the cunt survives at the expense of Christopher walken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Streetfighter 2 and spends the entire game just blocking to get a draw when the time runs out, whilst hoping for some "magic" to damage his enemy. Blames his wife for shouting that his tea's ready when he loses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Goes for a few pints on Thursday night and then complains to his missus that he's too hungover to go to church on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rompe Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays 3D Sex Villa and only uses the cucumber. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 :lol: the fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fourth post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Buys pro evo 15, doesnt unbox it to play it. Tells everyone he hasnt lost a game since he bought it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays GTA and steals a car. Spends next 5 hours parked in an alleyway refusing to take it to get re painted as that would make it entertaining and nice to look at Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Gets given a PS4, loans it to a stranger, complains he can't afford an xbox one and continues to play on his Atari. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Gets given a PS4, loans it to a stranger, complains he can't afford an xbox one and continues to play on his Atari. Bingo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Mario Kart and refuses to use this... http://www.primagames.com/dims3/PRIMA/http://www.primagames.com/media/files/blueshell.jpg ... because you can't compete with sovereign states. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fucking hell, this thread has now dropped to hideous depths as entertaining as it's namesake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Goes on N-O and likes messi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Plays Mass Effect picks Kaiden and Vega as squad mates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehyun Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Gets given a PS4, loans it to a stranger, complains he can't afford an xbox one and continues to play on his Atari. Bingo. We have a wiiineeeeeeerrr!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swissmag Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Gets given a PS4, loans it to a stranger, complains he can't afford an xbox one and continues to play on his Atari. :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Unbelievable quotes from Pardew today ... I saw an article on how he claimed a tactical change had helped us win the game on Saturday. Only to discover he was on about the other team's tactical change!!! Apparently our win was down to Pearson bringing on too many forward thinking players. Pardew's blueprint it seems, is waiting for the other team to bring on too many forward thinking players so we can have a chance to win. Just let that sink in. “When they made two forward changes I said to John [Carver]: ‘We have to win this game’," Pardew told the Chronicle. “I knew they’d push and try to open the game up. In a way that kind of helped us.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 'John, let's win a game' 'Alan you beauty, you might just be onto something there.' Genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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