Mike Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I had loads of good reports on him when he first joined us. Can't remember who they were fans of mind. Every team he never managed, I'd assume. Yep. At least one was a Sunderland fan. I imagine Sunderland fans have a Kim Jong-Un style photo of Pardew on a wall in their homes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I hate this man with so much passion that i'm going to enjoy the fuck out of this I want the whole world to see him for what he is! I want to see him suffer badly. Can't believe that people don't see him the way we do. Fucking fraud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I look forward to the Palace team lineups every weekend now, so I can roar with laughter. God I'm bitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I look forward to the Palace team lineups every weekend now, so I can roar with laughter. God I'm bitter. We've all become twisted, petty little creatures, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The amazing thing isn't what he comes out with really, it's that anyone believes it. Especially commentators and journalists. Why don't they say "no, you don't play attractive attacking football Alan"? I was never one to criticise him for all his blather, but I never thought people would report it as if it was fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Will the King be the first ever Newcastle manager to have another 1000 page thread AFTER leaving the club? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 If i had the skills then i'd become his bodyguard for free and risk my life for him and protect him until he has failed badly and everyone sees him for what he is. In no way do i wanna see him enter the grave and be remembered as a good manager that played front foot attacking and attractive football! His name must die before he does. Then i can be satisfied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 If i had the skills then i'd become his bodyguard for free and risk my life for him and protect him until he has failed badly and everyone sees him for what he is. In no way do i wanna see him enter the grave and be remembered as a good manager that played front foot attacking and attractive football! His name must die before he does. Then i can be satisfied. I'm pretty sure he's not going to be killed in the next 9 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The amazing thing isn't what he comes out with really, it's that anyone believes it. Especially commentators and journalists. Why don't they say "no, you don't play attractive attacking football Alan"? I was never one to criticise him for all his blather, but I never thought people would report it as if it was fact. Fucking hell, it's sinking in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The amazing thing isn't what he comes out with really, it's that anyone believes it. Especially commentators and journalists. Why don't they say "no, you don't play attractive attacking football Alan"? I was never one to criticise him for all his blather, but I never thought people would report it as if it was fact. Fucking hell, it's sinking in! Catch up IP! I don't mind him spouting most of the stuff he does in interviews, but it's just really confusing how it's become the established Alan Pardew myth. I gave him loads of time, but it wasn't because of that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Will the King be the first ever Newcastle manager to have another 1000 page thread AFTER leaving the club? The last 500 pages has just been us saying how much we hate his guts, and there's clearly going to be another thread. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I think in the next thread, all you're allowed to post is an emoticon per post, expressing how you feel about Pards at that point in time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 1000 pages of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I think in the next thread, all you're allowed to post is an emoticon per post, expressing how you feel about Pards at that point in time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 It's basically a bell curve with our fanbase, or at least on here with him isn't it? As a mean we all hated him when he arrived, then liked him for some if not all of the 5th season, then didn't understand him, grew frustrated with him, disliked him, hated him, wanted him dead after that. I didn't detest the bastard for 5 or 6 weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Quote Terry Vegetables at 20 Aug 2015 12.41pm Quote:"So as much as we owe Glenn, he owes us for the platform we gave him in the Premier League. Yep don't you forget Mr Murray, if it weren't for your championship goals we woukdnt be in the premier.. You owe us big time son... Yeah, that irritated me. I think Pardew needs to wind his neck in a bit; I'm beginning to get an inkling of what might have got up the Geordies' noses. Where's this quote from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Is that platform quote from Pardew about one of his own players? Surely not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 That Palace forum, fucking hell man Yes we lost, but in 3 months time the players will know exactly what they are expected to do and how to play Pards' formation and we can go toe to toe with the big teams. Just wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't wait to lick their tears. Seen Pardew's interview on sky about thinking his players should be getting England call ups. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 They'll learn soon enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't wait to lick their tears. Seen Pardew's interview on sky about thinking his players should be getting England call ups. And sure enough they will actually listen to him and start calling up Palace players, as soon as they have one decentish result. The man rotten mouth managed to get Colback called up for England. Jack Colback. How I wished he hadn't gotten injured and had actually played minutes so they would all receive their punishment for letting such a thing happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't wait to lick their tears. Seen Pardew's interview on sky about thinking his players should be getting England call ups. Who? Ward would be the only one that would come close and he's nowhere near Clyne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't wait to lick their tears. Seen Pardew's interview on sky about thinking his players should be getting England call ups. Who? Ward would be the only one that would come close and he's nowhere near Clyne. Jason Puncheon and Scott Dann. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Quote Terry Vegetables at 20 Aug 2015 12.41pm Quote:"So as much as we owe Glenn, he owes us for the platform we gave him in the Premier League. Yep don't you forget Mr Murray, if it weren't for your championship goals we woukdnt be in the premier.. You owe us big time son... Yeah, that irritated me. I think Pardew needs to wind his neck in a bit; I'm beginning to get an inkling of what might have got up the Geordies' noses. Where's this quote from? Terry Vegetables. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Look at them Palace fans studying his lineups as if he's not simply playing the percentages game. The man doesn't have any footballing foresight - he doesn't try and build an identity. He sets the team up differently every week based on trying to cancel out whoever the opposition is; whether that's Arsenal or Morecambe. And 38 times out of 76, his team still loses. Good manager, though. Only lost 38 times in two full seasons. I'd have liked him if he weren't a cockney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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