Incognito Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 'Hiya, is that the Alan Pardew lookalike? It is. Do you do birthday parties? That's great. Nah, it'll just be me and you because I have no one.' When he gets there. "But we wanted Alan Pardew, not Lt. Frank f***ing Dreben." Who'd prefer fucking Pardew to Frank Dreben TCD or Cronky I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 'Hiya, is that the Alan Pardew lookalike? It is. Do you do birthday parties? That's great. Nah, it'll just be me and you because I have no one.' When he gets there. "But we wanted Alan Pardew, not Lt. Frank f***ing Dreben." Who'd prefer fucking Pardew to Frank Dreben TCD or Cronky I guess. And Ian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I don't even think he looks remotely like Pardew, the only similarity is the white hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I think it is funny that his name is Andrew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Looks more like Jon Snow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Go on that website and look at the other look-a-likes... It's hilarious. Some of them couldn't look any less like the person. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Do you think he would be willing to have his suit pockets filled with sweets, be hung from a tree and used as a pinata? If not I'm going to cancel the booking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Skybet have made him 6-1 fav for the England job when woy retires. Please for the love of god make this happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Skybet have made him 6-1 fav for the England job when woy retires. Please for the love of god make this happen. His ego would certainly love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 He was in the frame before Roy was appointed. iirc a few days later Ashley gave him the 8 year contract,I remember thinking it was surely down to the compo that Ashley was hoping to get from the English F.A. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Was on some podcast saying it was interesting his behaviour has slightly changed from being a total prick on the sideline so far this season so he didn't get done by the FA to increase his chances of said job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 He was in the frame before Roy was appointed. iirc a few days later Ashley gave him the 8 year contract,I remember thinking it was surely down to the compo that Ashley was hoping to get from the English F.A. That was when he ruled himself out of taking the job and got derided by the media because they thought he was a trumped up League 2 manager with delusions of grandeur after having a fluke season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Skybet have made him 6-1 fav for the England job when woy retires. Please for the love of god make this happen. His ego would certainly love it. Life doesn't get this good, something will stop it happening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I would hate him to get the England job. He would probably be the the most jammy bastard ever and win something and that would forever piss me off and give the pro pardew contingent a rather large stick to poke us with. No thanks. Rather see him fail spectacularly with Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 There's not a hope that his type of football and lack of technical nous would be anything but a disaster at international level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I've went back and forward on the England thing like. I've no doubt that he'd fail badly, but at the same time the story behind it would be 'he's good enough for teams like Newcastle where he DEFINITELY did incredibly well, but he isn't cut out to manage England' They'd go easy on him in the media as well I reckon. Basically him being the England manager would put me in a position where I'd actively want to watch England fail to the point of annihilation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Obsessed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Not even gonna deny it, I completely am. I've never wanted to watch someone's demise so much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Not even gonna deny it, I completely am. I've never wanted to watch someone's demise so much. Same Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Not even gonna deny it, I completely am. I've never wanted to watch someone's demise so much. Same Thought it was just me. I'm literally waiting for it, never been so interested in another team before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 He very being will forever haunt my tortured soul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I think wanting him to fail so much is because every time Palace win, the narrative is how Newcastle fans must regret hounding him out. Infact, everything he does there at the moment is referenced back to us. And his whole time at Newcastle is now based solely on the 5th season with all the relegation battles, poor football and his personal misdemeanours conveniently airbrushed our of his Newcastle career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 It's something you'll not understand unless you supported us throughout his years here but the man actually made me hate football. I don't think there's an achievement worse than that as a football manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Many have said it before but I'll say it again, he could win the Champions League (I know right?) With Palace, that in no way means he was ever or would ever have been good for us. With the help of Ashley he sucked the soul out of the club I love and even though it feels like it's gone a little way to being patched up at this point he set us back years and I'll never forgive him for that. And yes I watch in earnest, obsessively hoping and praying for the day Palace go down the pan and the house of Pards goes up in a glorious fireball. Cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I think wanting him to fail so much is because every time Palace win, the narrative is how Newcastle fans must regret hounding him out. Infact, everything he does there at the moment is referenced back to us. It's really not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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