Ketsbaia Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I might dress up as him, like Some sort of ironic 'I hate this cuntflap, aren't I mint?' joke that no-one will get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Just been offered a ticket for Palace vs Sunderland at Selhurst Park. Might vom on my keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Just been offered a ticket for Palace vs Sunderland at Selhurst Park. Might vom on my keyboard. I've been offered a very contagious flesh-eating disease. I declined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Just been offered a ticket for Palace vs Sunderland at Selhurst Park. Might vom on my keyboard. I've been offered a very contagious flesh-eating disease. I declined. Given the choice, it'd be Necrotizing fasciitis every time! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'd go but I'm stapling my scrot to the wall that day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm trying to think of a good excuse for you to go but I really can't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 The woman who offered them to me is lovely too. Season ticket Palace fan who doesn't know a great deal about football, but loves her team and listened to me with an open mind while I politely told her to enjoy this while she can. I wasn't a dick about it. Honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 The woman who offered them to me is lovely too. Season ticket Palace fan who doesn't know a great deal about football, but loves her team and listened to me with an open mind while I politely told her to enjoy this while she can. I wasn't a dick about it. Honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Pardew v Allardyce, the stuff dreams are made from. Surprised you declined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hithere Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 He is doing well at the moment. Don't worry though. You're all too close to it. Every thing said on here. Everything that I've learned the man was about (insight that can only be gained from fans of other teams) He's stumbled upon a team perfectly suited to his style. Big lads in defence, players for magic. He will turn soon. It's a poorer league than last season. I think a couple of defeats will see him revert to type. I can still see. I haven't wavered. I'm a mackem ffs. Relax Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 He is doing well at the moment. Don't worry though. You're all too close to it. Every thing said on here. Everything that I've learned the man was about (insight that can only be gained from fans of other teams) He's stumbled upon a team perfectly suited to his style. Big lads in defence, players for magic. He will turn soon. It's a poorer league than last season. I think a couple of defeats will see him revert to type. I can still see. I haven't wavered. I'm a mackem ffs. Relax I heard Stewart Robson (who proved to be so right about Pardew in that ESPN feature when he got our job) say pretty much the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Big love in for our ex boss here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3274772/Anthony-Martial-magic-Jose-Mourinho-s-moans-Premier-League-best-season-all.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 By Jamie Carragher and Martin Keown and Jamie Redknapp and Lee Clayton for the Daily Mail and Matt Lawton for the Daily Mail and Neil Ashton for the Daily Mail and Ian Ladyman for the Daily Mail I gave up here for so many reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/15/alan-pardew-crystal-palace-england-job?CMP=EMCFTBEML853 oh my stars i just saw this EDIT: fuck me though, i think i might agree with what he's saying here “If it turned up on my doorstep I’d say to the FA: ‘Let me have one tournament – win, lose or bust – then my money ends when that ends.’ I’d be quite happy with that. That’s how it should be because you’re not building anything." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I'd go but I'm stapling my scrot to the wall that day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 By Jamie Carragher and Martin Keown and Jamie Redknapp and Lee Clayton for the Daily Mail and Matt Lawton for the Daily Mail and Neil Ashton for the Daily Mail and Ian Ladyman for the Daily Mail I gave up here for so many reasons. interesting advertising method, just saying "Daily Mail" as much as possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 By Jamie Carragher and Martin Keown and Jamie Redknapp and Lee Clayton for the Daily Mail and Matt Lawton for the Daily Mail and Neil Ashton for the Daily Mail and Ian Ladyman for the Daily Mail I gave up here for so many reasons. interesting advertising method, just saying "Daily Mail" as much as possible Didn't know Daily Mail had such an aversion to commas, either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 What exactly has this cunt "built" anywhere he's gone? He literally has a track record of building horseshit teams that sink down the table the longer he stays with them. So actually, he's right, and he knows his limitations, and that his success only lies in the first few months of his tenure. So it would make perfect sense that he would want to manage England for one tournament, and then dipset. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Totally disagree with his comments by the way, of course you have to build a team, you have to have an idea of how you want to play and build a team from available English "talent". Either way he'd fail miserably and it would be amazing to watch! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Totally disagree with his comments by the way, of course you have to build a team, you have to have an idea of how you want to play and build a team from available English "talent". Either way he'd fail miserably and it would be amazing to watch! Depends what he means exactly, I take it to mean from qualifying through to the tournament which is 2 years and more than enough time to 'build' something at that level imo. Max 4 years through a euro and WC campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Yet another example of him saying stuff that sounds vaguely clever on the face of it to misrepresent his own talent and achievements. Hope him, Tim Sherwood and Dom Littlewood die in a tsunami. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I sort of agree with him, the Australian cricket team used to have a policy of the best 11 players play and then you change 1 player a year in the first team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Is Pardew suggesting that the Spanish and German teams of recent years weren't built to be the way they were. It all just magically happened? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I tend to agree with him there a bit- the English media are obsessed with this building from 10 years old upwards stuff when I'm sure most of it comes down to luck that a group of world class players happen to come along together. For example Brazil are just going through a touch spell at the minute for talent. Doesn't mean their whole systems fucked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I'd disagree about Brazil, I think their system has been fucked for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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