Mike Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. The guy is a vortex It doesn't even sound possible, ffs. It's crazy. I know it's been said before but I'd love to see how long he'd last at like the Lakers. The press over there would have ruined him. Our press are meant to be savage as well Jack Nicholson would have whipped his ass. s*** like this doesn't fly here. It doesn't man, TMZ sports, ESPN, every f***ing blogger, deadspin etc would slaughter this guy. English press are f***ing children in comparison to our sports media when they latch on to something. It kills me that Deadspin doesn't know this guy exists. Someone articulate should email Greg Howard or something. If you end up on deadspin for the wrong reasons in America, you eventually lose our job, lose your team, get suspended, get ridiculed, and have 5,000x witty comments about you in the comments section. I'll dispute witty comments, but the rest is pretty damn accurate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. The guy is a vortex It doesn't even sound possible, ffs. It's crazy. I know it's been said before but I'd love to see how long he'd last at like the Lakers. The press over there would have ruined him. Our press are meant to be savage as well Jack Nicholson would have whipped his ass. s*** like this doesn't fly here. It doesn't man, TMZ sports, ESPN, every f***ing blogger, deadspin etc would slaughter this guy. English press are f***ing children in comparison to our sports media when they latch on to something. It kills me that Deadspin doesn't know this guy exists. Someone articulate should email Greg Howard or something. If you end up on deadspin for the wrong reasons in America, you eventually lose our job, lose your team, get suspended, get ridiculed, and have 5,000x witty comments about you in the comments section. I'll dispute witty comments, but the rest is pretty damn accurate. Hate the comments, they suck. Should have qualified with " " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 +1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. That is the most shocking stat ever! Nearly sent me to my grave, I chocked so hard on a chicken nugget I was eating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. That is the most shocking stat ever! Nearly sent me to my grave, I chocked so hard on a chicken nugget I was eating. What's worse is that even with that record he's still managed to con the majority of the ST James crowd into thinking it's not his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 it's astonishing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Fucking horrid stat that one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Putting it on the players now, and crying for time and Papiss http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/remy-cabella-finding-life-tough-at-newcastle-1-6838738 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Putting it on the players now, and crying for time and Papiss http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/remy-cabella-finding-life-tough-at-newcastle-1-6838738 Who set up Cisse's last goal. We should get that guy some minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I wonder if Ashley is pally with Rupert Murdoch, hence the proposed deal with The Sun, which I know didn't get signed off. Remember though, Ashley used to talk to the NotW back in the early days. If it's true, Murdochs press will never criticise the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. That is the most shocking stat ever! Nearly sent me to my grave, I chocked so hard on a chicken nugget I was eating. What's worse is that even with that record he's still managed to con the majority of the ST James crowd into thinking it's not his fault. I'd get chills down my spine for 90 minutes of hell for Pardew. Its never your fault + get out of our club on repeat versus Hull please. Sack of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 - He has lost as many Tyne-Wear derbies as the last 22 Newcastle United managers combined. Goddamn that's nuts. That is the most shocking stat ever! Nearly sent me to my grave, I chocked so hard on a chicken nugget I was eating. What's worse is that even with that record he's still managed to con the majority of the ST James crowd into thinking it's not his fault. I'd get chills down my spine for 90 minutes of hell for Pardew. Its never your fault + get out of our club on repeat versus Hull please. Sack of s***. Don't forget the 'Please take my £642 pounds Mike Ashley' in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Big mention in this week's true faith Saturday Special email; SACKPARDEW.COM I’ll be honest, I winced when I read news of this site. Let me state, categorically on record that I’ve wanted shot of Pardew for the last 18 months and nothing would give me greater satisfaction than his booting down Barrack Road. My reservations, however, were that the site would be bit childish and a bit ‘Soccer AM’. In actual fact, it’s clear that someone has gone to a lot of effort to put it together. It certainly isn’t the finished article and at the time of writing, it mysteriously seems to be offline but the sentiment is clear. It’s being expressed more vocally and more visibly by supporters as time goes on – I’ve read various criticisms of the site as being ‘divisive’ which to me speaks volumes of where the United support is at present. More of that to come, but there seems to me to be four camps in SJP these days and I’ll attempt to categorise them for you. I would estimate that around 40% of the support are of the ‘seriously pissed off with the current regime and prepared to vocalise it’ and that this number is increasing. 20% are the ‘Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil’ supporters who won’t have a word said against the club and are categorised by booing the HBA chants and spinning the current situation in a positive light. 10% are what I would class as militantly anti-Ashley/Pardew – the flag makers and fans who walked out against Cardiff last season would bear this figure out whilst the remaining 30% are folk that really aren’t that arsed and just go along to the match for a few pints and a bit crack. Interestingly, other than the rigidly pro-anything United, I actually think that supporters are oscillating between the other three categories. Speaking for myself, I’ve probably moved from pissed off, to ‘militant’ to now heading towards being so sick of the whole charade that I’m veering towards the ‘sod them, they’re not going to spoil meeting my mates for a pint and I actually couldn’t give that much of a fuck about the manager/players/team/set up’. Sad, but true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Liked their page on Facebook and donated a couple of quid through the website like. Willing to support anybody trying to get this tosspot to leave the club. Edit - I keep reading their bits and pieces and can't help but wonder if it is somebody like Caulkin? Your average fan doesn't produce articles that well thought out, and you'd have to think a regular supporter would want their 'name in lights' if it's being mentioned in various other sources Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Whoever it is, it's not your average fan. Your average fan does nowt but whinge about Ashley whilst giving him money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Whoever it is, it's not your average fan. Your average fan does nowt but whinge about Ashley whilst giving him money. Only after a bad result though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 same old same old for today's line up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Good effort from whoever is running this, sackpardew.com banners in the ground. Fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Good effort from whoever is running this, sackpardew.com banners in the ground. Fair play Specifically sackpardew.com, or just general Pardew Out type? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Theres actually banners in the crowd with the website name and logo on them. Whoever is running this must have some good connections with the fanbase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 sackpardew.com with the same picture they're using on the site. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Theres actually banners in the crowd with the website name and logo on them. Whoever is running this must have some good connections with the fanbase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnes23 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Fair play. One thing making a website but very impressive to get people on the ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Theres actually banners in the crowd with the website name and logo on them. Whoever is running this must have some good connections with the fanbase. That is immense. This person is like Batman or something man. What a legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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