Mike Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Since then, stand-in head coach John Carver has been included in talks with managing director Lee Charnley and chief scout Graham Carr about the preparations for next season – and is still understood to be in with a shout of winning the job full-time. http://i.imgur.com/Y2vw2Cq.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Probably just bullshit, but still :lol: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastles-pursuit-remi-garde-ended-5794378 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I don't know, a manager who has art high on the priority list of life is exactly the kind who would play the game the right way I would be setting up fake art gallereez around the ground just to lure him, filled with poorly drawn imitations of Picasso and Van Gogh by the plethora of crayons at the disposal of Carver and Stoney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I don't know, a manager who has art high on the priority list of life is exactly the kind who would play the game the right way I would be setting up fake art gallereez around the ground just to lure him, filled with poorly drawn imitations of Picasso and Van Gogh by the plethora of crayons at the disposal of Carver and Stoney. Just print loads of the drawings off our football in paint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 there's a Picasso in the laing art gallery at the minute what more does he want Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Probably just bullshit, but still :lol: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastles-pursuit-remi-garde-ended-5794378 Wtf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Keegan would have told him that Newcastle is closer to the Louvre than London or something. I doubt it was a defining issue I'm sure if the board were desperate to bag him they could have done an HTT style dossier on golf courses and culture in Newcastle and the surrounding area. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Better trainer shops and a couple of art galleries and we could have won the league within 3 seasons. Sums us up tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Sounds like another bullshit PR story put out by the club, to say that Garde isn't coming. Can see straight through it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Sounds like another bullshit PR story put out by the club, to say that Garde isn't coming. Can see straight through it. This. Art galleries FFS. Nowt to do with him wanting to bring in his own backroom staff, no sir... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 We have the greatest living disasterpiece in John Carver. What more could he want? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Surely they could have pointed him in the direction of the Baltic.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Surely they could have pointed him in the direction of the Baltic.. Doubt any of the hierarchy at our club know that exists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 If he really ask that he is mental and justify Lee's decision not to hire him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Surely they could have pointed him in the direction of the Baltic.. He said wanted to see art. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Last time I went to the Baltic pretty much the only thing there was a room with a shed in it. Just a shed. Except you weren't allowed to take pictures of it, like you can with my shed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I'm pretty sure we could of could of convinced him that Newcastle's last few seasons is actually a form of modern art about the horrible side of commercialism in the modern game taking away from the competitiveness from the sport or something. I mean, its more believable than the idea that we're a fully functioning football club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 It'll be laughs if this guy does really well at his next gig. He's dodged a bullet, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Last time I went to the Baltic pretty much the only thing there was a room with a shed in it. Just a shed. Except you weren't allowed to take pictures of it, like you can with my shed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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