maybe_next_year Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 yes its that time of year again, where 3000 lucky Geordies get to travel the 11 miles to be greeted by the worlds classiest fans(FTM), who will show them the wonders of their utopian city, such as the national glass centre and, erm, the metro back to Newcastle? All while enthralling them with tales of how Paolo 'Fasict' De Canio was just misunderstood and how they can't see anything wrong with the crime Adam Johnson has been accused of, after all, as they said to their sister/mother "if there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket". All while knowing that non of us will ever live down the shame of that 9-1 defeat we all remember so vividly. 1-1 draw, all round crime against football. last on MOTD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Appropriate username OP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Don't care who plays, who they play, what the licking guru Carver says pre or post match, just do not lose this game of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'm not confident they'll beat us this time, we are as bad as each other and Advocaat is a tactician rather than a blood-and-thunder manager like they've had before. Maybe a tight draw, possibly 0-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 please be waterlogged please be waterlogged Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Incandenza Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Cabella and Perez could give O'Shea and Brown migraines, though I am concerned about Janmaat. He acquitted himself well at centre-back against Arsenal but this will be a different test. Based on Advocaat's comments about winning ugly I'm expecting long balls to Wickham and Janmaat doesn't exactly strike me as an aeriel powerhouse. I still remember Grant Holt marauding all over Simpson and Perch that one time against Norwich. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Cabella and Perez could give O'Shea and Brown migraines, though I am concerned about Janmaat. He acquitted himself well at centre-back against Arsenal but this will be a different test. Based on Advocaat's comments about winning ugly I'm expecting long balls to Wickham and Janmaat doesn't exactly strike me as an aeriel powerhouse. I still remember Grant Holt marauding all over Simpson and Perch that one time against Norwich. Don't worry, Willo will eat them long balls up, he's so suited for that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 4pm KO on bank holiday sunday! what could possibly go wrong :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The thread of doom... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'm not confident they'll beat us this time, we are as bad as each other and Advocaat is a tactician rather than a blood-and-thunder manager like they've had before. Maybe a tight draw, possibly 0-0. I wouldn't say Poyet was blood and thunder at all. Also Di Canio's team picked us off by being more controlled and exercising caution/patience. It was the silver haired cunt who sent our lot out with the wrong mindset. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 2-1 defeat, an obscure scorer for us. Janmaat perhaps, defenders love a derby goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 4pm KO on bank holiday sunday! what could possibly go wrong :lol: Yep, it's going to be crazy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 2 week of this thread, fuck sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Based on Advocaat's comments about winning ugly I'm expecting long balls to Wickham and Janmaat doesn't exactly strike me as an aeriel powerhouse. I still remember Grant Holt marauding all over Simpson and Perch that one time against Norwich. Nowt like comparing two Championship-quality players with a bloke who has a 3rd place medal at the World Cup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I think I'm ill, because I'm not totally sure they'll beat us. Both managers have changed (in name) and both teams are currently crimes against humanity. It'll be a game that's ugly to all five senses, a horrible scrotum of a match. 1-1 (Defoe; Cabella). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Close this thread until 2:55pm on Easter Sunday imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 you hear that Dave? get this thread locked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The fact that I actually don't give a shit about a derby, say's a lot about the state of the club at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 At least it's not this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Surely on Easter Sunday the Lord our God wouldn't allow us to lose again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 4-4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Surely on Easter Sunday the Lord our God wouldn't allow us to lose again. God is clearly not a Geordie. Clearly not a mackem either though. Draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 5 in a row for the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 you hear that Dave? get this thread locked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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