Tiresias Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Since Newcastle last won the derby I have done absolutely nothing with my life fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith 31m31 minutes ago Dick Advocaat confirms that Lee Cattermole is the only player he's told that will definitely start the Wear-Tyne derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith 31m31 minutes ago Dick Advocaat confirms that Lee Cattermole is the only player he's told that will definitely start the Wear-Tyne derby. Wouldn't be the derby without that little pissant running around in his hiked up shorts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 4. Since the last Newcastle win my Dad's mate has had cancer, recovered from cancer, got a different cancer and is now in remission. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith 31m31 minutes ago Dick Advocaat confirms that Lee Cattermole is the only player he's told that will definitely start the Wear-Tyne derby. worst thing is we no longer have the players or management capable of owning garbage like cattermole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Incandenza Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 When Necastle last won the derby Jimmy Saville was alive, and thought fondly of, merely as 'that funny man off TOTP' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 5.Since the last Newcastle win in the derby I got married and my son was born. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 "Newcastle fans hate Sunderland fans. It's the same for the players - on the pitch!": Moussa Sissoko. #nufc #safc IV on #totalsport later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 When Necastle last won the derby Jimmy Saville was alive, and thought fondly of, merely as 'that funny man off TOTP' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Let's play "Things that have happened since Newcastle last won the derby": sponsored by Alan Pardew! 1. Since Newcastle last won the derby, I've started, worked through and completed an undergraduate degree course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Depressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 4. Since the last Newcastle win my Dad's mate has had cancer, recovered from cancer, got a different cancer and is now in remission. Both massively grim as well as positive that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 4. Since the last Newcastle win my Dad's mate has had cancer, recovered from cancer, got a different cancer and is now in remission. Both massively grim as well as positive that one. I feel like it could be a post about Pardew and Carver, except for the remission part. Since Newcastle last won the derby I have started and completed my master's degree program, gotten engaged, and moved to a new city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonpete1892 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Does anyone know of any Mag friendly pubs in Manchester? I could watch it in the house but I'd rather watch it with a few others. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Since we last won the Derby I've watched the company I managed a store for go into administration, started from the ground floor and worked my way back up to deputy manager, moved house, had two cars, seen my mum have cancer and get through it and my girlfriend has lost 2 grandparents! Also since Newcastle last won the Derby I've lost all love and respect for football and more importantly Newcastle United, so thanks for that Ashley you fat twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 The very day we last beat Sunderland I was best man at my friend's wedding on the other side of the planet. He's moved back to France now and had two kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 This (very ugly) graphic is getting awfully close. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Tyne_Wear_Derby_Results_Summary.svg/300px-Tyne_Wear_Derby_Results_Summary.svg.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 This (very ugly) graphic is getting awfully close. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Tyne_Wear_Derby_Results_Summary.svg/300px-Tyne_Wear_Derby_Results_Summary.svg.png Who could have ever imagined in the realms of possibility it could ever be so close when we were thumping them 4-1 and 5-1 for fun? Something fundamentally wrong with this... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 I THINK WE'LL WIN 2 ZIP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KingShearer Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 That previous page is depressing, I've done nothing in my life since we last won the Derby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Does anyone know of any Mag friendly pubs in Manchester? I could watch it in the house but I'd rather watch it with a few others. Friendship Inn in Fallowfield, it's a bus trip from the city centre but it's where the South Manchester Mags gather. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 eee thats where i'd turn left when i got off the bus to gan yem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 My daughter was born the very day we last won the derby, she starts pre school in September :lol: FUCK. MY. LIFE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/revealed-the-story-behind-alan-shearer-s-infamous-tyne-wear-derby-axe-at-newcastle-1-7193358 Remember walking to the car soaked to the bone thinking it will never get worse than this. Got that wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 "Lovely boy" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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