Interpolic Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 De Crock could be back: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/siem-de-jong-to-give-relegation-threatened-newcastle-a-welcome-lift-1-7268976 Plenty of time for him to contract leprosy. Until his bellend falls off in the shower on Friday and breaks his toe. Siem's suddenly reminding me of Gerrard off Peep Show. God rest his soul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Its just as likely the gutless twats were too scared to stand up based on the last 6 months. Cant believe this clueless prick is going to lead our promotion 'challenge' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Carver is so David Brent its hilarious. He'll be wearing a brown designer jacket on Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Carver is so David Brent its hilarious. He'll be wearing a brown designer jacket on Sunday 'Sergio Georgini' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Comes in wearing the same outfit as Allardyce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I reckon the wrestling suggesting came from the Gateshead Rattlesnake himself - Stone Cold Steve Stone http://img1.imagilive.com/0515/stone_cold_steve_stone014.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Heard Janmaat thinks New Day suck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 We have to win now. Absolutely no way Manure will do anything other than turn up against Hull, nothing to play for, no motivation to save Newcastle ahead of Hull, in fact it's probably the other way around. No way in hell we win, so... fucking hell. Where are all these experts that laughed at us when we said "Carver is not a safe pair of hands and we could be relegated" now. Any of you regulars on Total Sport want to ask that panel of "experts" that question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 'Disagreement'. So there blatantly was a fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 'Disagreement'. So there blatantly was a fight. Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 A couple of players had a bit of a spat, so Carver cancelled training the next day. That's the fighting spirit John! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 If Man Utd roll over for Hull we're just down, there's no chance we're getting a result here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 West Brom will probably beat Arsenal. Man Utd will be going for it I think. Need an 8 goal turnaround over Arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 John Carver: Newcastle players told 'walk out if you don't fancy it' Newcastle United players and staff were given the chance to sit out Sunday's relegation decider against West Ham. Assistant coach Steve Stone opened a door during a team meeting and boss John Carver told people to walk through if they "didn't fancy it". The Magpies are two points clear of Hull, who are in the final relegation spot and have a better goal difference. "I told them I was ready for a fight and a challenge," said Carver. "And not one person got up and left." http://s17.postimg.org/ag1j5ketb/image.jpg :lol: was exactly my first thought Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Does Ryder work for the club? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Final nail in the coffin: http://i.imgur.com/r4WTzhB.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Carver is so David Brent its hilarious. He'll be wearing a brown designer jacket on Sunday "Me, lager. Stoney, lager. Woody, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different...needs." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Carver is so David Brent its hilarious. He'll be wearing a brown designer jacket on Sunday "Me, lager. Stoney, lager. Woody, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different...needs." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 He seems to be modelling his coaching style on that of a 13th century King. He's definitely acting like a Mongarch like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 It will be interesting to see how our players react when news of the score in the Hull vs Man U game goes around the crowd during the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Starting to think both us and Hull will lose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Starting to think both us and Hull will lose. It's the most likely outcome Imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 And just about the best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 It's definitely the most likely outcome, just scary that Man Utd might do a shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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