Elbel1 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he appeared on 'Jim'll fix it as a boy' and asked if Jim could fix it for him to walk funny for a week and cry himself to sleep at night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope he pours out his cereal in the morning only to realise he has no milk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCDoog Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he gets in the shower and cant find the right balance between hot and cold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope he wakes up to be greeted by a naked laughing Ainsley Harriott, bottle of lube in one hand, Persy Pepper in the other. Then I hope AH forgets to use the lube Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he gets in the shower and cant find the right balance between hot and cold If he actually can do that then he must be fucking Moses with that kind of control over water. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope his favourite band was the Lostprophets and his favourite TV show was animal hospital. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope when he licked the envelopes of his Christmas cards he got a massive paper cut right across his lying, forked tongue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 hope his ice cream scoops always tumble off the cone before his first taste Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 hope his next shits a pineapple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 hope his next s***s a pineapple I hope his next shit is his last shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he goes to Ollivander's only to find that no wand chooses him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he goes to end it all by sticking his head in the oven but only realises too late it's an electric one and he ends up looking like Harry Redknapp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I hope Mike Ashley goes round his house, changes all the furniture and fittings to cheap tat, digs a massive borehole in his front garden and refuses to leave until he 'wins summink'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he goes to Ollivander's only to find that no wand chooses him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he forgets to set the windows update to "postpone for 4 hours" and it shuts down his computer while he's using it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he forgets to set the windows update to "postpone for 4 hours" and it shuts down his computer while he's using it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope all his Tinder matches turn out to be bots that send him links that put loads of Malware on his phone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hope he supports the Cleveland Browns He could turn any team into the Browns tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Used to enjoy visiting this thread to follow The King's inevitable downward trajectory at Palace, complete with all his soundbites in the press which sound all too familar. Quotes from the Palace forums of fans/supporters beginning to show signs of turning on Super Al is an added bonus (even "Pardewed" & "The Pardew Effect" is being thrown around a bit, or alluded to). The rest of it though - pages of 'hope he' gags. What a load of shite. Used to be a good thread. Thank fuck for JackFlash's recent contributions - they're the rare shining beacons in what is now a sea of crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Used to enjoy visiting this thread to follow The King's inevitable downward trajectory at Palace, complete with all his soundbites in the press which sound all too familar. Quotes from the Palace forums of fans/supporters beginning to show signs of turning on Super Al is an added bonus (even "Pardewed" & "The Pardew Effect" is being thrown around a bit, or alluded to). The rest of it though - pages of 'hope he' gags. What a load of s****. Used to be a good thread. Thank f*** for JackFlash's recent contributions - they're the rare shining beacons in what is now a sea of crap. I hope he gets aids from reading this post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-the-one-thing-i-hate-about-other-managers-is-waffle-that-is-nowhere-near-the-truth-i-alan-pardew-61-82-90.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Used to enjoy visiting this thread to follow The King's inevitable downward trajectory at Palace, complete with all his soundbites in the press which sound all too familar. Quotes from the Palace forums of fans/supporters beginning to show signs of turning on Super Al is an added bonus (even "Pardewed" & "The Pardew Effect" is being thrown around a bit, or alluded to). The rest of it though - pages of 'hope he' gags. What a load of shite. Used to be a good thread. Thank fuck for JackFlash's recent contributions - they're the rare shining beacons in what is now a sea of crap. I hope he reads this post and is nodding is head in approval. Then I hope that the nodding leaves him with a cricked neck that takes days to go away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Used to enjoy visiting this thread to follow The King's inevitable downward trajectory at Palace, complete with all his soundbites in the press which sound all too familar. Quotes from the Palace forums of fans/supporters beginning to show signs of turning on Super Al is an added bonus (even "Pardewed" & "The Pardew Effect" is being thrown around a bit, or alluded to). The rest of it though - pages of 'hope he' gags. What a load of shite. Used to be a good thread. Thank fuck for JackFlash's recent contributions - they're the rare shining beacons in what is now a sea of crap. I agree with this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Three years ago today - beating Reading 1-0 and he made those subs! Krul Santon Debuchy Williamson Coloccini Cabaye Anita Gutierrez Marveaux Sh.Ameobi Cisse Substitutes: (64) Perch for Marveaux (73) Bigirimana for Cabaye (79) Obertan for Anita Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Used to enjoy visiting this thread to follow The King's inevitable downward trajectory at Palace, complete with all his soundbites in the press which sound all too familar. Quotes from the Palace forums of fans/supporters beginning to show signs of turning on Super Al is an added bonus (even "Pardewed" & "The Pardew Effect" is being thrown around a bit, or alluded to). The rest of it though - pages of 'hope he' gags. What a load of s****. Used to be a good thread. Thank f*** for JackFlash's recent contributions - they're the rare shining beacons in what is now a sea of crap. Hope you get a 99 from an ice cream van and it melts a bit and dribbles down your fingers while you eat it for saying that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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