C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[TRon]

wow at Mike wavering like that

 

Thomas rules the forum as our residential yank these days since that sig blew everyone else out of the water.

[Interpolic]

Quite proud I snapped at him immediately with the truth

[Superior Acuña]

He'll go on a good run like he did with us not long before he left, and that's all everyone will remember.

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Reading those Palace fan quotes its like being back on here before he left. He really is an awful manager and this is him at HIS club.

[Fenham Mag]

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[AyeDubbleYoo]

Quite proud I snapped at him immediately with the truth

 

Can't say I'm surprised at that

[Guest Howaythetoon]

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SP.com broke him

 

He is like the hated popular kid who thinks everyone loves him but really he is massively hated and when the truth is revealed he cries his eyes out.

[Skeletor]

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I'll never not be able to fap to this.

[duo]

But the press still think he's a future England Manager...

[Mike]

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[themanupstairs]

you know what you done mike. actually come to think of it, Palace have turned to shit since your moment of self-doubt.

[54]

I wanted to sig that Mike quote as a constant reminder but it's in the locked thread

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95667.msg5798588.html#msg5798588

I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.

[Mike]

you know what you done mike. actually come to think of it, Palace have turned to shit since your moment of self-doubt.

 

There's no unity on N-O, though. This should be some shit we can all enjoy. There's enough food for everyone but still fucking Mole turns cannibal.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

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'Twas absolutely glorious being in the away end that night. Had far more fun waving posters and hollering abuse at that bellend than I would have if we'd bored our way to a 1-0 win. The venom was absolutely fantastic.

 

A dad and his lad near us went to stand somewhere else at half time because they couldn't stand the heckling. Clearly supported the daft cunt.

[Mole_Toonfan]

you know what you done mike. actually come to think of it, Palace have turned to s*** since your moment of self-doubt.

 

There's no unity on N-O, though. This should be some s*** we can all enjoy. There's enough food for everyone but still f***ing Mole turns cannibal.

 

I'm obviously a greedy arsehole, i thought that was obvious by now.

[Marmoset]

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'Twas absolutely glorious being in the away end that night. Had far more fun waving posters and hollering abuse at that bellend than I would have if we'd bored our way to a 1-0 win. The venom was absolutely fantastic.

 

A dad and his lad near us went to stand somewhere else at half time because they couldn't stand the heckling. Clearly supported the daft c***.

 

Aye or he just didn't want his son to listen to some of the what I imagine was horrific language for 90 minutes

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

If there's people out there running away because others are calling a cunt, a cunt then I'm done with the world.

[simonlemagnifique]

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-20

Alan Pardew

The warnings of Newcastle supporters to Crystal Palace fans about Pardew looked pretty foolish when Palace were flying high. They were judged by many as merely bitter towards a manager they never truly loved.

 

If Newcastle fans were bitter, there were reasons. Pardew was seen as a Mike Ashley man, a spokesperson for an unpleasant regime that had hung around St James’ Park like a suffocating smog. His own attitude towards the club’s supporters was imperfect, as was his approach to the cup competitions. That Newcastle have fallen away since is down to abysmal recruitment practices (John Carver and, yes, Steve McClaren).

 

However, Newcastle supporters’ biggest warning came regarding Pardew’s propensity to slide into a rotten run of form, from which he found it hard to escape. Having lost five straight matches as West Ham manager, he did exactly the same at Newcastle. You can now add Palace to that list.

 

Pardew enjoyed good times at St James’, just as he has at Selhurst Park, but Palace look like a side desperately waiting for summer in February. They have lost five consecutive league matches and not won in seven. Scott Dann’s goal against Bournemouth was the first scored by a Palace player in the league since December 19.

 

The other infamous Newcastle chant regarding their manager also sprung to mind on Tuesday evening: “Alan Pardew, it’s never your fault.”

 

Pardew claimed that players needed to “commit murder” against Palace to merit a sending-off, completely at odds with the events of the match. We have entered what Newcastle fans know as the ‘attention deflection’ stage.

[Twinport53]

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-20

Alan Pardew

The warnings of Newcastle supporters to Crystal Palace fans about Pardew looked pretty foolish when Palace were flying high. They were judged by many as merely bitter towards a manager they never truly loved.

 

If Newcastle fans were bitter, there were reasons. Pardew was seen as a Mike Ashley man, a spokesperson for an unpleasant regime that had hung around St James’ Park like a suffocating smog. His own attitude towards the club’s supporters was imperfect, as was his approach to the cup competitions. That Newcastle have fallen away since is down to abysmal recruitment practices (John Carver and, yes, Steve McClaren).

 

However, Newcastle supporters’ biggest warning came regarding Pardew’s propensity to slide into a rotten run of form, from which he found it hard to escape. Having lost five straight matches as West Ham manager, he did exactly the same at Newcastle. You can now add Palace to that list.

 

Pardew enjoyed good times at St James’, just as he has at Selhurst Park, but Palace look like a side desperately waiting for summer in February. They have lost five consecutive league matches and not won in seven. Scott Dann’s goal against Bournemouth was the first scored by a Palace player in the league since December 19.

 

The other infamous Newcastle chant regarding their manager also sprung to mind on Tuesday evening: “Alan Pardew, it’s never your fault.”

 

Pardew claimed that players needed to “commit murder” against Palace to merit a sending-off, completely at odds with the events of the match. We have entered what Newcastle fans know as the ‘attention deflection’ stage.

 

Love that chant me.

[SUPERTOON]

Been looking for a good version with sound for that Stoke away match for ages. Anyone have one?

[Leazes_End_Mag]

The real reason why I disliked AP was because he came in at NUFC and immediately started telling the fans that our expectations of challenging the top 6 was unrealistic and that we should be content with a side that just about managed to finish lower mid table and that any draw or win against a top ten side was a bonus.

 

He basically dumbed down expectations and, when we occasionally exceeded those expectations, because the players were in fact perfectly capable of challenging the top 6 teams, despite what AP led the media to believe, he took all the plaudits which made him look like a good manager, when in fact any half decent manager could have produced the same or better results with the same players.

 

But what I really disliked about him was his tendency to absolve himself of all blame where results were not going our way,  and to select the flair players or youngsters ( Ben Arfa, Mehdhi Abeid ring a bell anyone) as the reason for the teams failings, rather than his long ball tactics.  The man is all talk nothing more.

 

I would love it if he got the England job so everyone could see what a fraud he really is.

 

 

 

Remember how he blamed Armstrong, when we got beat by Manchester United ?

 

No it was Abeid who he blamed for passing the ball to Krul in the area, who then miskicked it straight to Rooney who scored the only goal in the 93rd minute.  Can't go blaming an international goalkeeper who is your number one choice.  Lets blame the youngster who had a cracking game in midfield against some top players, but who then made the mistake of thinking he could rely on our goalkeeper to clear our lines.

 

Carver was in charge when Abeid made that mistake, it was at the end of December when Armstrong started away to Man-U when Pardew was in charge

Was also Ashley Young who scored.

[Mike]

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-20

Alan Pardew

The warnings of Newcastle supporters to Crystal Palace fans about Pardew looked pretty foolish when Palace were flying high. They were judged by many as merely bitter towards a manager they never truly loved.

 

If Newcastle fans were bitter, there were reasons. Pardew was seen as a Mike Ashley man, a spokesperson for an unpleasant regime that had hung around St James’ Park like a suffocating smog. His own attitude towards the club’s supporters was imperfect, as was his approach to the cup competitions. That Newcastle have fallen away since is down to abysmal recruitment practices (John Carver and, yes, Steve McClaren).

 

However, Newcastle supporters’ biggest warning came regarding Pardew’s propensity to slide into a rotten run of form, from which he found it hard to escape. Having lost five straight matches as West Ham manager, he did exactly the same at Newcastle. You can now add Palace to that list.

 

Pardew enjoyed good times at St James’, just as he has at Selhurst Park, but Palace look like a side desperately waiting for summer in February. They have lost five consecutive league matches and not won in seven. Scott Dann’s goal against Bournemouth was the first scored by a Palace player in the league since December 19.

 

The other infamous Newcastle chant regarding their manager also sprung to mind on Tuesday evening: “Alan Pardew, it’s never your fault.”

 

Pardew claimed that players needed to “commit murder” against Palace to merit a sending-off, completely at odds with the events of the match. We have entered what Newcastle fans know as the ‘attention deflection’ stage.

 

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[TRon]

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-20

Alan Pardew

The warnings of Newcastle supporters to Crystal Palace fans about Pardew looked pretty foolish when Palace were flying high. They were judged by many as merely bitter towards a manager they never truly loved.

 

If Newcastle fans were bitter, there were reasons. Pardew was seen as a Mike Ashley man, a spokesperson for an unpleasant regime that had hung around St James’ Park like a suffocating smog. His own attitude towards the club’s supporters was imperfect, as was his approach to the cup competitions. That Newcastle have fallen away since is down to abysmal recruitment practices (John Carver and, yes, Steve McClaren).

 

However, Newcastle supporters’ biggest warning came regarding Pardew’s propensity to slide into a rotten run of form, from which he found it hard to escape. Having lost five straight matches as West Ham manager, he did exactly the same at Newcastle. You can now add Palace to that list.

 

Pardew enjoyed good times at St James’, just as he has at Selhurst Park, but Palace look like a side desperately waiting for summer in February. They have lost five consecutive league matches and not won in seven. Scott Dann’s goal against Bournemouth was the first scored by a Palace player in the league since December 19.

 

The other infamous Newcastle chant regarding their manager also sprung to mind on Tuesday evening: “Alan Pardew, it’s never your fault.”

 

Pardew claimed that players needed to “commit murder” against Palace to merit a sending-off, completely at odds with the events of the match. We have entered what Newcastle fans know as the ‘attention deflection’ stage.

 

[Disco]

James McArthur out for the rest of the season.

[Nobody]

Excuse sorted. "We has an injury"