Guest Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Can't have done his ego any good that the likes of Leicester, Boro, Rangers & Norwich haven't considered him. Bet he thought he'd be a certainty for someone like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 nice of him to tacitly blame parish for his own failure as well, the man who rescued him from his newcastle purgatory increasing his wages and for which failure he got a massive payoff 'i waz let down' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 West Ham United (2003-2006) Win percentage: 41.1 High times: Gains promotion to Premier League via 2005 play-off final. Finishes ninth in 2006 and loses to Liverpool on penalties in one of the great FA Cup finals. Low times: Had sexual intercourse with a player's wife, and attempted to cover it up by selling the player during the following Summer transfer window. The remaining playing staff would find about Pardew's transgressions and a lockeroom coup (against the manager) was led by Nigel Reo Coker. Sacked in December 2006 having overseen West Ham’s worst run of defeats in more than 70 years. Edited. Curious you edited the Wet Spam entry - I would have thought a comprehensive list of Pardew's "Low Times" at the Toon would have run for hundreds of pages! Also curious that the edited entry didn't include "Saw fit to choose English cloggers over Argentinian superstars for... reasons". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 "Pardew thought he was going to discuss transfers on the day he was sacked" That first sentence ....beautiful. Quality story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 DOSH SHERVAZERS YOU FORRIN CANT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 That's the most irritating narrative of bullshittery I have ever had the misfortune to read. It's about time he fucked off to irrelevance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 What happened with him and the Norwich job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 “I thought I had come back well at Newcastle with the second team I built there. I was unfortunate to lose that team to transfers, big players like Loïc Rémy, Yohan Cabaye, Demba Ba. My win percentage in the Premier League, when you consider the clubs I’ve been at and the budgets I’ve had, I know it’s healthy. With buying and selling, I think I was in credit at Newcastle, not that the fans want to hear that." Get in the fucking sea you fucking cretin cunt motherfucker twat arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 in credit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 '35% chance I was going to get dismissed' :lol: . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 in credit Remy who was only here on loan, Cabaye who he kept whoring out as soon as he opened his mouth and Ba who he wouldn't shut up about the clause. Aye, very fucking unlucky to lose them three, Alan. Very unlucky indeed. Also trying to claim that he built that team, as if he had even heard of any of them before they arrived at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 No one raising the the pacino/de niro comparision?! Top 6? Humility to see your strengths are sometimes your weakness? Speaking spanish? Fuck me. We're through the looking glass now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Could anyone post pictures of either of his two bad runs of form at Newcastle, his Palace one and the Welsh town banner? Preferably all 4 haha but if anyone could help with any that would be good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 'Sometimes you have to acknowledge some of your strengths can be your weaknesses' This guy.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 West Ham United (2003-2006) Win percentage: 41.1 High times: Gains promotion to Premier League via 2005 play-off final. Finishes ninth in 2006 and loses to Liverpool on penalties in one of the great FA Cup finals. Low times: Had sexual intercourse with a player's wife, and attempted to cover it up by selling the player during the following Summer transfer window. The remaining playing staff would find about Pardew's transgressions and a lockeroom coup (against the manager) was led by Nigel Reo Coker. Sacked in December 2006 having overseen West Ham’s worst run of defeats in more than 70 years. Edited. Curious you edited the Wet Spam entry - I would have thought a comprehensive list of Pardew's "Low Times" at the Toon would have run for hundreds of pages! Also curious that the edited entry didn't include "Saw fit to choose English cloggers over Argentinian superstars for... reasons". Despite the actions & blame deflecting statements/contradictions (while at SportsDirect United) which has rightfully earned himself widespread hatred on Tyneside, for being a company Yes Man and footballing troglodyte, this chapter (at West Ham) I feel provides the biggest insight into the man's character - how far he'll go in order to save his own skin, after behaving in such an unprofessional manner in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 In light of his Heat reference: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Highly annoying how the team's performance is so rarely mentioned when it comes to low points with us. Obviously the headbutt was an embarrassment but even an article as long as that just glosses over the numerous records he set for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Highly annoying how the team's performance is so rarely mentioned when it comes to low points with us. Obviously the headbutt was an embarrassment but even an article as long as that just glosses over the numerous records he set for us. His losing streaks, his derby records, his sorry excuses for tactics etc. were all far worse than a spur of the moment headbutt, as embarrassing as that was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Highly annoying how the team's performance is so rarely mentioned when it comes to low points with us. Obviously the headbutt was an embarrassment but even an article as long as that just glosses over the numerous records he set for us. His win percentage at Newcastle was lower than all of the clubs he was sacked from bar Charlton. I doubt the average punter would be aware of it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Highly annoying how the team's performance is so rarely mentioned when it comes to low points with us. Obviously the headbutt was an embarrassment but even an article as long as that just glosses over the numerous records he set for us. His losing streaks, his derby records, his sorry excuses for tactics etc. were all far worse than a spur of the moment headbutt, as embarrassing as that was. Dont forget his lose ratio with us is bigger than his win ratio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Quoting Pacino and De Niro and reviving Mann. Fucking hell, this guy. His vanity, lack of self-awareness or humility is limitless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wants to manage an African team now apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Pardew loves a bit of revisionism! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wants to manage an African team now apparently. Hopefully Somalia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wants to manage an African team now apparently. Surely there'll be a huge chance someone will kill him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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