Guest firetotheworks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's a quality WUM. Have a soft spot for the massive charver but the shite he comes out with about Shearer is beyond embarrassing. He's successful in winding me up like, I have to say. It's 100% because of the way a lot of our fans seem laud him despite him being a blatant cock and being an average (at best) footballer who did nothing at Newcastle aside from having Andy Carroll make his crosses look better than they were and calling Ashley naughty words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just go on Barton's twitter feed and call him out, post up the stats that Sack Pardew created. The bloke is level 1 WUM he says the most ridiculous things for attention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Might go and tell him his book should just be called 'nonsense'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 For all his musing and acting as if he's a straight talking articulate fellow. Joey Barton really is one thick cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 JAAAAAAAAWEEE BARTON... IS A WANKER! ISAWANKER! JAAAAAAAAWEEE BARTON... IS A WANKER! ISAWANKER! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's the pin-up pseudo-intellectual for many people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 It doesn't matter if he moves to France or Glasgow, the self promoting dickhead always finds a way to surface back over here. With his hard man reputation he might have made himself useful by lamping Pardew, but no, all he can do is spout shite in his book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's the pin-up pseudo-intellectual for many people. The same types who think the cretins from TOWIE and Geordie Shore and other brain mushing stuff like that, are famous people to look up to. Divs one and all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's the pin-up pseudo-intellectual for many people. I've interviewed him. On a one-to-one basis, when he doesn't have time to think of something pretentious to post on twitter, he doesn't come across as particularly intelligent, and there's certainly no intellect there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 "Either I'm losing the plot or they've just played waterfall forwards then backwards! Including the words! #confused or #absolutegenius" He loves the Indie music, does our Joey, Blurred and the Arctic Monks are his faves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's the pin-up pseudo-intellectual for many people. I've interviewed him. On a one-to-one basis, when he doesn't have time to think of something pretentious to post on twitter, he doesn't come across as particularly intelligent, and there's certainly no intellect there. I've met him a couple of times in Newmarket. Actually seems like a decent bloke and spoke highly of Newcastle the place and the fans. It's just some of the stuff he comes out with and how hard he tries, that totally puts you off him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I met him at Gotham in town on a random weeknight Was when he had the tasche. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I got stuck in a lift with him in the gate, that was awkward. We helped each other to force the doors open Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I've never met him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I got stuck in a lift with him in the gate, that was awkward. We helped each other to force the doors open Really? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I've never met him. Go on... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I got stuck in a lift with him in the gate, that was awkward. We helped each other to force the doors open Really? Yup the two of us just standing in silence like while we waited for the doors to actually do something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 He's the pin-up pseudo-intellectual for many people. I've interviewed him. On a one-to-one basis, when he doesn't have time to think of something pretentious to post on twitter, he doesn't come across as particularly intelligent, and there's certainly no intellect there. I've met him a couple of times in Newmarket. Actually seems like a decent bloke and spoke highly of Newcastle the place and the fans. It's just some of the stuff he comes out with and how hard he tries, that totally puts you off him. Your second sentence definitely resonates with my Barton experience. He was trying really hard to impress me because I was working for a broadsheet. Thirty minutes of him trying to drop 'unusual' words into his responses but them coming out like he'd memorised a few from the dictionary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 On his red card at Liverpool: 'Xabi and I had history. He blamed me for knocking him out in what he thought was a deliberate clash of heads in one of our earlier contests. I blamed him for stealing my move to Liverpool'. . That line sums the guy up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 :lol: The bloke's an absolute knobhead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Hahaha, aye right, Xabi Alonso 'stole' your move. I know footballers have delusions of grandeur, but fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 'All that remained to be agreed with Man City was the fee, when Rafa Benitez took over from Gerard Houllier. I was in Dubai when I was informed he had instead decided to sign a kid from Real Sociedad, who'd just broken into the Spanish side'. Rafa knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Also... 'the smug mood (Liverpool fans olé-ing) must have lulled Xabi into a false sense of security, because he retained possession near the corner flag fractionally longer than was prudent. That gave me the opportunity to fly in, and disguise my malicious intent the best I could... ...I expected a yellow and was shown a red. That meant a three match ban, the end of my season. I had let a lot of people down, not least the physios who had give me the chance go make a difference'.' How about the fans you cunt. Also, didn't Keane get fined/banned for similar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Rooting for Pardew on Saturday though, ugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Rooting for Pardew on Saturday though, ugh. Aye, same here. Howay Super Al. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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