Jump to content

C*CK P*SS P*RDEW


themanupstairs

Recommended Posts

Quite funny that the official club twitter is having a dig at him like :lol:

 

What a weapon.

 

Yeah, though they blocked me for doing it back in the day

 

:lol: I imagine your dig was probably something deeply unsettling.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Quite funny that the official club twitter is having a dig at him like :lol:

 

What a weapon.

 

Yeah, though they blocked me for doing it back in the day

 

:lol: I imagine your dig was probably something deeply unsettling.

 

:lol: I'm too scared to check what it was tbh

 

:lol: I'm impressed you didn't do time. You can go to jail for tweets over there, no? Just goes to show how on the pulse of the people you were when you said whatever it is you said.

Link to post
Share on other sites

:lol: exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off.

 

:lol: Go into court wearing jean shorts with no lawyer and just the Reading subs as evidence.

Link to post
Share on other sites

:lol: exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off.

 

‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’

Link to post
Share on other sites

:lol: exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off.

 

‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’

 

 

No successful Defence ever calls on Mike Williamson!

Link to post
Share on other sites

  • 3 months later...

Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses.

 

*shudder*

Link to post
Share on other sites

Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses.

 

*shudder*

Whatever floats your boat I guess?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest firetotheworks

Disappointing bump, was hoping he'd been arrested.

 

The halcyon days of hoping Yewtree would do us a solid. :lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...