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There once was a Mackem called Adam,

Who penetrated a young, teenage madam,

The inbreds claimed "Johnson?!"

"He's not one for noncin'!"

but the evidence shown meant they had 'im.

 

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There once was a man named Johnson

Who met a Mackem who wants 'im

She was only fifteenth

He still showed her his peen

And now he's gone down for noncin'

 

Fuck me, that's dire.

 

Is English even your first language?!  :lol:

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We refuse to believe the club was to blame

That dirty young slag was just chasing the fame.

We don't think his crime was really that large,

So we need to think of a whole new charge:

"Being 15 in a built up area"

Why didn't her parents take better care'y'er?*

So what if he fingered her in a car park?

He scored against the mags so we're totally comfortable being labelled a bunch of nonces, and also fascists cos dirty knees horse punchas 0-3 boycoutt marra marra marra.

 

(* Glaswegan)

 

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This subject needs more limericks.

 

There once was a man named Johnson

Who met a Mackem who wants 'im

She was only fifteenth

He still showed her his peen

And now he's gone down for noncin'

 

Fuck me, that's dire.

 

Is English even your first language?!  :lol:

 

:lol:

 

It was never intended to be good. Minimal effort.

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The mackems at work are desperately clutching at positives / negatives for us with all this Rafa talk. Gonna spread a rumour Defoe has torn his hamstring next week to further torment them.

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