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  On 08/04/2018 at 12:21, cp40 said:

tries to show off downing a pint at the start- cant manage it, is back washing as well the mess.

 

this is what they are all like, and the accent  :icon_puke_r:

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  On 08/04/2018 at 12:36, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Wearing what appears to be a wedding ring anarl.

 

Someone actually married that melt - and there's the possibility he's somebody's da.  :lol:

 

Probably the same person.

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we overtook a coachload of mackem fans on the A1 on our way to leicester. the kids held up their toon flag.

 

fuck me... the reaction from grown men was ridiculous... slavering, banging on the coach windows, fingers up (not in the Johnson way).

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  On 08/04/2018 at 13:40, huss9 said:

we overtook a coachload of mackem fans on the A1 on our way to leicester. the kids held up their toon flag.

 

fuck me... the reaction from grown men was ridiculous... slavering, banging on the coach windows, fingers up (not in the Johnson way).

 

Wonder if the story will appear on rtg

 

"we wuz driving down the A1 when a mag taunted us then crashed, we stopped to help then 1 milllion mags climbed out the car, but we fought them off and they fled. Then a cleethorpes united fan pulled over, said he came in peace and we were a massive club and wud rise again, we then went back onto the bus and continued wanking off to pictures of nigel farage"

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  On 08/04/2018 at 12:44, Slim said:

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this is one f***ing clip, are they all like this  :lol:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJkD8E7DxGk

 

Shouting like his mam is the next room and afraid to wake her up

 

This guy is the reason I ended up picking this name for the forum. I saw one of his previous offerings, and ended up watching this clip before I registered:

 

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The rhyming of boot with loot must have taken some time though, ‘yeah he’s got magic boots, yeah he’s taking all the loot’  plus ‘he’s fùcking fast as fùck’ is clever

Modern day Wordsworth this bloke

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  On 08/04/2018 at 13:46, Tiresias said:

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we overtook a coachload of mackem fans on the A1 on our way to leicester. the kids held up their toon flag.

 

fuck me... the reaction from grown men was ridiculous... slavering, banging on the coach windows, fingers up (not in the Johnson way).

 

Wonder if the story will appear on rtg

 

"we wuz driving down the A1 when a mag taunted us then crashed, we stopped to help then 1 milllion mags climbed out the car, but we fought them off and they fled. Then a cleethorpes united fan pulled over, said he came in peace and we were a massive club and wud rise again, we then went back onto the bus and continued wanking off to pictures of nigel farage"

 

:lol:

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Guest Howaythetoon

He’s probably shocked that a Muslim isn’t on the dole given that according to Mackem folk lore, anyone that isn’t white in England is a benefits scrounger.

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