Ketsbaia Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 https://twitter.com/TheRealEbouee/status/707563503180238849 Immediately calling the boss by his nick name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 The King?, back to the top? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 One of the most detestable characters in football. Made for each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 https://twitter.com/TheRealEbouee/status/707563503180238849 Immediately calling the boss by his nick name Thought it was well known from his time at Arsenal that it's a parody? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Ahhhh man, you're right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister's written a shitty little poem now anarl. http://www.sickchirpse.com/adam-johnson-sister-poem/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister is a bit chunky but I'd fuck her right in the arse like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 pics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 pics? http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7515778.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Faye-Johnson.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister is a bit chunky but I'd f*** her right in the arse like. don't beat around the bush (no pun intended) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister is a bit chunky but I'd f*** her right in the arse like. don't beat around the bush (no pun intended) If her morals are low enough to consider Johnson's actions as acceptable then I'm pretty sure she'd have no issue with being torn a new one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I tell you, if she were 10 years younger... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Well.. She's not a bit chunky really, is she? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 She's really nice. Her pentameter his horrific though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 don't beat around the bush (no pun intended) That's Johnson's interest gone..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister is a bit chunky but I'd f*** her right in the arse like. Cheered me right up on a shite day that did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 His sister's written a shitty little poem now anarl. http://www.sickchirpse.com/adam-johnson-sister-poem/ Here it is in full That man you condemn has a little baby girl A Mum and a Dad who brought him into this world. What would you do if this happened to yours? Deny all your love and close all the doors? Do you honestly think I’d sink to a level And just turn my back and deem him a devil? “That woman” you point at, yes it is me I was born with a name, as I’m human you see! I’m innocent! just in case you forgot And will love him whether you like it or not! I’ve had the abuse, the comments and more It’s nothing I haven’t heard all before I mean no offense when I say this to you but Adams my brother and this is what i must do! Feel free to add your own lines While he's inside we can only hope That everyday he drops the soap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 "What would you do if this happened to yours?" What would I do if my hypothetical 28 year-old brother kissed and groomed a 15 year-old girl? Disown him, I reckon... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I hope a 28 year old doesn't groom his kid in 15 years time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Despite what she said She didn't give head In the back of his motor He didn't then poke her And as for that kiss You're taking the piss It was a sign of affection Without an erection He's Innocent my brother I wish he'd just xxxxed her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This subject needs more limericks. There once was a man named Johnson Who met a Mackem who wants 'im She was only fifteenth He still showed her his peen And now he's gone down for noncin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 There once was a Mackem called Adam, Who penetrated a young, teenage madam, The inbreds claimed "Johnson?!" "He's not one for noncin'!" but the evidence shown meant they had 'im. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillipealbert Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This subject needs more limericks. There once was a man named Johnson Who met a Mackem who wants 'im She was only fifteenth He still showed her his peen And now he's gone down for noncin' Fuck me, that's dire. Is English even your first language?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 We refuse to believe the club was to blame That dirty young slag was just chasing the fame. We don't think his crime was really that large, So we need to think of a whole new charge: "Being 15 in a built up area" Why didn't her parents take better care'y'er?* So what if he fingered her in a car park? He scored against the mags so we're totally comfortable being labelled a bunch of nonces, and also fascists cos dirty knees horse punchas 0-3 boycoutt marra marra marra. (* Glaswegan) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 this is awful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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