Steve Brute

[sh74]

Anybody hoping for relegation? Me.

[Robster]

Anybody hoping for relegation? Me.

There'll still be three worse than us.

I'd enjoy it to happen though (for Ashley's sake)

[Guest]

Listening to Hasenhuttl talk man. Saying it’s no coincidence how they’re doing well and they’re a strong team.

[Stifler]

Anybody hoping for relegation? Me.

Nah, hoping for the takeover and for Brice to be binned and banished from football management once and for all.

[Numbers]

If someone could post the little stat pack Sky showed with us being 1st for pretty much every negative defensive aspect this season, with Bruce stood in his suit with his arms folded, that’d be nice.

 

Look at that nose man, it has a face of its own.

If you got the wage he got and had his nose, surely you’d get it fixed.

There is no way he can breath out of that man, absolutely no way.

 

Its not just his nose man, his face is like a really shoddy welders bench coupled with a melted candle that then mated with a scorched plastic bag.

[GWN]

Utter mess of a manager

[Bellars]

We're very lucky that (1) we've gotten 11 points so far, and (2) there are some awful teams in the PL this year that may struggle to get to 30 points.

 

The players look lost and confused, almost like the coaching has regressed their ability to play.

[joeyt]

Newcastle boss Steve Bruce speaking to Match of the Day: "It was a difficult evening for us against a very good Southampton team but we didn't do enough. We weren't aggressive enough and we found it very difficult. The goals we gave away probably summed up our evening. We gave it away far too cheaply and far too often.

 

"To do it you have to be good with the ball and make sure you look after it better than we did. That's why the players play at this level because they are expected to.

 

"From six minutes in we gifted them the first goal then it was a difficult night all round. We were nowhere near where we were five days ago. That's my biggest issue - that we go up and down. It was a poor, poor performance.

 

"We were a shadow of the team I saw against Everton. We have to make sure we're better against Chelsea. There's a few shirts available, a few place up for grabs. We had to play it forward quickly and off the front but we just couldn't do it. It was a really difficult evening. We were beaten by the better team.

 

"There's always going to be a reaction but that reaction is too often. That inconsistency is what nags at me.

[Disco]

 

U wot m8?

[Guest neesy111]

[Guest]

Kelly Cates nailed it with her question. Was something like, ‘Is it up or down as Steve says, or is this their level?’

[Scoot]

Newcastle boss Steve Bruce speaking to Match of the Day: "It was a difficult evening for us against a very good Southampton team but we didn't do enough. We weren't aggressive enough and we found it very difficult. The goals we gave away probably summed up our evening. We gave it away far too cheaply and far too often.

 

"To do it you have to be good with the ball and make sure you look after it better than we did. That's why the players play at this level because they are expected to.

 

"From six minutes in we gifted them the first goal then it was a difficult night all round. We were nowhere near where we were five days ago. That's my biggest issue - that we go up and down. It was a poor, poor performance.

 

"We were a shadow of the team I saw against Everton. We have to make sure we're better against Chelsea. There's a few shirts available, a few place up for grabs. We had to play it forward quickly and off the front but we just couldn't do it. It was a really difficult evening. We were beaten by the better team.

 

"There's always going to be a reaction but that reaction is too often. That inconsistency is what nags at me.

 

Inconsistentcy? You get stick every week because we're fucking shite every week. If we play well it's a complete surprise and once in a blue moon. Fucking idiot.

[Stifler]

Newcastle boss Steve Bruce speaking to Match of the Day: "It was a difficult evening for us against a very good Southampton team but we didn't do enough. We weren't aggressive enough and we found it very difficult. The goals we gave away probably summed up our evening. We gave it away far too cheaply and far too often.

 

"To do it you have to be good with the ball and make sure you look after it better than we did. That's why the players play at this level because they are expected to.

 

"From six minutes in we gifted them the first goal then it was a difficult night all round. We were nowhere near where we were five days ago. That's my biggest issue - that we go up and down. It was a poor, poor performance.

 

"We were a shadow of the team I saw against Everton. We have to make sure we're better against Chelsea. There's a few shirts available, a few place up for grabs. We had to play it forward quickly and off the front but we just couldn't do it. It was a really difficult evening. We were beaten by the better team.

 

"There's always going to be a reaction but that reaction is too often. That inconsistency is what nags at me.

I hate this ‘we weren’t aggressive enough talk’.

We don’t need to be aggressive, we just need to be able to pass the ball and work on it in training.

We need to get rid of players who don’t perform and go hiding during games (Hendrick) instead of making them the first name on the team sheet.

We need a plan and approach instead of hitting the ball long or passing back to our keeper hoping something opens up or fall kindly for us, some sort of alternative plan that doesn’t include ASM running though the whole defence to score or set up a worldie.

We don’t need to be aggressive, being aggressive is why we keep giving away cheap free kicks and penalties.

[TRon]

One thing I really miss from the fake crowd chants is the "you don't know what you're doing!"

[Guest]

“For two days now, we've talked about playing through their press”.

 

Just as well he didn’t give away our best defender in a back three at playing out comfortably from the back for a year, without replacing him then.

[Big Geordie]

What were his excuses tonight then?

[TRon]

“For two days now, we've talked about playing through their press”.

 

Just as well he didn’t give away our best defender in a back three at playing out comfortably from the back for a year, without replacing him then.

 

He hasn't got slightest clue how to play through a press. He knows how to hoof it long and this was one of those games he should have done what he knows best.

[Numbers]

He's a muppet who is out of his depth, only PL job he could get anywhere near is NUFC under Ashley, so fucking sad.

[midds]

Notice how he mentioned the Everton win in the first sentence to the first question. Reminding everyone that they won last week and therefore it's just inconsistency because they won last week you know.

 

The fact is that it's the exact opposite, we're really consistent. Our performances are fucking stinking the vast majority of the time with the odd 25 minute spell every 5 or 6 games where we're not absolutely atrocious - they're the blips. The normal is horrific to endure and there's zero entertainment or enjoyment to be had, it's painful. But hey, "magnificent start" according to Jamie Redknapp tonight and that's what neutrals will hear and assume. Beat Everton last week and now this tonight, cuh, never saw that coming eh? So inconsistent Newcastle eh? Just don't know which side is going to turn up! lol

 

Fuck clean off

[Numbers]

Really hope this fucker stands on an upturned plug tonight.

[Collage]

Notice how he mentioned the Everton win in the first sentence to the first question. Reminding everyone that they won last week and therefore it's just inconsistency because they won last week you know.

 

The fact is that it's the exact opposite, we're really consistent. Our performances are fucking stinking the vast majority of the time with the odd 25 minute spell every 5 or 6 games where we're not absolutely atrocious - they're the blips. The normal is horrific to endure and there's zero entertainment or enjoyment to be had, it's painful. But hey, "magnificent start" according to Jamie Redknapp tonight and that's what neutrals will hear and assume. Beat Everton last week and now this tonight, cuh, never saw that coming eh? So inconsistent Newcastle eh? Just don't know which side is going to turn up! lol

 

Fuck clean off

 

Amen

[Guest]

Spot on as always, midds.

[Guest]

He got lucky last week that we played an Everton team without Digne, Richarlison & James Rodriguez. His two other wins have came against managers cut from the same cloth. We should have lost at Spurs & Wolves. The Man Utd game was horrific, and the two games we’ve played against teams with players I’d say are similar standard to ours man for man, but have a manager in the dugout with a philosophy, he’s been shown up.

 

Wish he’d fuck off.

[Wolfcastle]

The fact is that it's the exact opposite, we're really consistent. Our performances are f***ing stinking the vast majority of the time with the odd 25 minute spell every 5 or 6 games where we're not absolutely atrocious - they're the blips. The normal is horrific to endure and there's zero entertainment or enjoyment to be had, it's painful. But hey, "magnificent start" according to Jamie Redknapp tonight and that's what neutrals will hear and assume. Beat Everton last week and now this tonight, cuh, never saw that coming eh? So inconsistent Newcastle eh? Just don't know which side is going to turn up! lol

 

f*** clean off

 

Here's me thinking we'll either play abysmally and nick something or play abysmally and get well beaten. Just the usual outlook you have when you've made a good start under a top manager.

[duo]

Hate the way he never lets anyone finish asking a question before he answers - I hate it !!