Abra Dubravka Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Pure comedy that he was linked to Milan in press Imagine this arsewhipe getting two yellows then having to share a dressing room with Ibrahimovic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Pedestrian championship midfielder at best. Offers nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmintheChaos Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Pure comedy that he was linked to Milan in press Imagine this arsewhipe getting two yellows then having to share a dressing room with Ibrahimovic :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Pedestrian championship midfielder at best. Offers nothing. Absolutely this. A pointless signing. Just behind Joelinton in the shitiest player competition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Gillespie Pedestrian championship midfielder at best. Offers nothing. Absolutely this. A pointless signing. Just behind Joelinton in the shitiest player competition. Tied second with Carroll in top ten w*** signings since we were promoted 1) Joelinton 2=) Carroll 2=) Hendrick 4) Muto 5) Atsu 6) Joselu 7) Kraft 8) Bentaleb's loan 9) Ki 10) Gillespie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 I commented with this on the Newcastle Fans TV channel on youtube. The guy actually said he thought hendrick was good in the first half. Literally insane. Hendrick is and was absolutely terrible, how you can think he was good in the first half is beyond my understanding. He doesn't bother to even mark. Here are his stats from 139 premier league games. The key one for the type of midfielder he is 97 interceptions from 139 games, absolutely woeful. Attack Goals 11 Goals per match 0.08 Headed goals 1 Goals with right foot 9 Goals with left foot 1 Penalties scored 0 Freekicks scored 0 Shots 107 Shots on target 26 Shooting accuracy %24% Hit woodwork 0 Big chances missed 7 Team Play Assists 6 Passes 3,502 Passes per match 25.19 Big Chances Created 7 Crosses 99 Cross accuracy %21% Through balls 10 Accurate long balls 152 Defence Tackles 98 Tackle success %54% Blocked shots 40 Interceptions 97 Clearances 105 Headed Clearance 51 Recoveries 563 Duels won 379 Duels lost 580 Successful 50/50s 89 Aerial battles won 105 Aerial battles lost 171 Errors leading to goal 0 Then reason he has 0 errors leading to goals is because he does jack shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Should never play for the club again - almost cost us the game. shelvey? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Should never play for the club again - almost cost us the game. shelvey? Exactly Shelvey shit free kick they score straight after. Shelvey missed a sitter then 2 minutes later Hendrick gets sent off. If Shelvey wasn’t shit we would have been 4-1 up and Southampton’s heads would have dropped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Even forgetting the fact he’s shit, that second yellow card was scandalous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Hendrick is shit though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Hendrick is shit though Aye, miggy has more interceptions per game than him and as far as I can figure out Hendick is supposed to be a DM or somekind, maybe box to box? I know he sometimes plays wide right but I can never actually work out what he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Every time i think a player is the shitties we've ever had at a certain position along comes someone who's worse, i thought we'd never have a worse midfielder than Colback but this guy really does make Colback look like the Ginger Pirlo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Every time i think a player is the shitties we've ever had at a certain position along comes someone who's worse, i thought we'd never have a worse midfielder than Colback but this guy really does make Colback look like the Ginger Pirlo. I have conversations with people that say, well he doesn't do much wrong, we have far more to worry about in other areas. HE DOESN'T DO MUCH WRONG BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I have never hated an NUFC player so much before. FUCK I AM ANGRY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Part of the reason I hate him is because he represents the ambition of this club so well. Been lacking quality in midfield really since Cabaye left. Certainly been an area that needed addressing since we got back up, but lack of investment has been dire. Hendrick on a free is just the epitome of Ashley run Newcastle in 2020. Every team around us, and even ones we could realistically compete with have been signing real quality midfielders in past couple of years - and our answer is Jeff Hendrick. Don't believe for a second we we're having bids rejected in the summer for Soumare, Jeff's arrival was more than enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Every time i think a player is the shitties we've ever had at a certain position along comes someone who's worse, i thought we'd never have a worse midfielder than Colback but this guy really does make Colback look like the Ginger Pirlo. I have conversations with people that say, well he doesn't do much wrong, we have far more to worry about in other areas. HE DOESN'T DO MUCH WRONG BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I have never hated an NUFC player so much before. FUCK I AM ANGRY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 I commented with this on the Newcastle Fans TV channel on youtube. The guy actually said he thought hendrick was good in the first half. Literally insane. Hendrick is and was absolutely terrible, how you can think he was good in the first half is beyond my understanding. He doesn't bother to even mark. Here are his stats from 139 premier league games. The key one for the type of midfielder he is 97 interceptions from 139 games, absolutely woeful. Attack Goals 11 Goals per match 0.08 Headed goals 1 Goals with right foot 9 Goals with left foot 1 Penalties scored 0 Freekicks scored 0 Shots 107 Shots on target 26 Shooting accuracy %24% Hit woodwork 0 Big chances missed 7 Team Play Assists 6 Passes 3,502 Passes per match 25.19 Big Chances Created 7 Crosses 99 Cross accuracy %21% Through balls 10 Accurate long balls 152 Defence Tackles 98 Tackle success %54% Blocked shots 40 Interceptions 97 Clearances 105 Headed Clearance 51 Recoveries 563 Duels won 379 Duels lost 580 Successful 50/50s 89 Aerial battles won 105 Aerial battles lost 171 Errors leading to goal 0 Then reason he has 0 errors leading to goals is because he does jack s***. Who was it? Lee Lawler? He’s usually pretty terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Just an an absolute nothing player. He's not offensively bad, but contributes fuck all. He's a waste of a shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Part of me think he's actually suited to be the midfielder that breaks forward. Since we've gone to a 3 in midfield, Shelvey always seems to be the one who ends up getting forward into the box. From reading Burnley forum other week, they seemed to think he was an inconsistent enigma but wasted played wide right by Dyche and always best as a 10 for them. From what we've seen he's not a right sided player, and playing him there was ludicrous. Clear as day he's no interest in doing anything as far as holding midfield goes, so would be more inclined to give him one final shot in a role that sees him push forward instead of Shelvey. Both massive ball bags, but Shelvey hangs lowest. Dire options as midfield goes. Probably best bet is to give Matty a run of games, he's always looked best out of bad bunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 another case of trying to spend nowt and bringing in what we could get instead of what we needed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Part of me think he's actually suited to be the midfielder that breaks forward. Since we've gone to a 3 in midfield, Shelvey always seems to be the one who ends up getting forward into the box. From reading Burnley forum other week, they seemed to think he was an inconsistent enigma but wasted played wide right by Dyche and always best as a 10 for them. From what we've seen he's not a right sided player, and playing him there was ludicrous. Clear as day he's no interest in doing anything as far as holding midfield goes, so would be more inclined to give him one final shot in a role that sees him push forward instead of Shelvey. Both massive ball bags, but Shelvey hangs lowest. Dire options as midfield goes. Probably best bet is to give Matty a run of games, he's always looked best out of bad bunch. From what I've seen, he looks best as the more defensive partner in a centre midfield pairing. Now and then, there are signs of a better player, but wherever he's picked the result will be the same unless he imposes himself on the game more. He's over-cautious and seems to worry too much about making a mistake. He also doesn't seem to communicate with his team mates. You really want your experienced players to show leadership, but I see no signs of that. Shame, because it's a bit of a waste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Despite all the other shit, there were moments I noticed where it looked like his responsibility to help cover the right back so he wasn't doubled up on but it happened multiple times. He may not statistically be the error for goals but I've noticed many times in the build up that his invisibility leads to goals. For example that Palace equaliser where all he needed to do was charge down the shot but couldn't be bothered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 He doesn’t do anything with much intention besides foul people. Go figure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Unparalleled dumbfuckery, amazingly not even mentioned on match of the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 He doesn’t do anything with much intention besides foul people. Go figure. He doesn't even get close enough to foul them, that's what makes him so useless. How many times do you actually see him win the ball in a midfield tussle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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