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Newport County 1-1 Newcastle United (NUFC win 5-4 on pens)


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Bruce must have the water retention of Kielder Dam.

 

Who would have thought standing on the touchline doing nothing would be such thirsty work. Probably the salt from the bacon.

 

The diabetus? Constant thirst is an early symptom.

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I feel we have a whole team of Emils from Robocop after he's crashed into the toxic waste vat, just stumbling along waiting to get run over  :hmm:

 

Not many on here will get that. but I know what you're on anout :lol:

 

See the gif at the bottom of the last page  O0

 

Naa man, I know, I'm that old i watched it when it was first released on vhs. Some wont even know what vhs is :lol:

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Got into some reasonable positions but the final ball/shot has been poor.

You're mental, we barely created a good chance that's not a shot from distance.

 

Well actually, we did get ourselves into a few positions where a bit of quality might have resulted in a goal. Murphy had a couple of chances, Almiron got one or two crosses in, and Fraser had a chance. All were fluffed and led to nothing.

 

Doesn't change the fact that we have been dreadful, mind.

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There is a reason why Rafa binned off Shelvey for Ki, the latter retains the ball, recycles possession and generally runs around.

 

Of course Bruce took one look at Ki and thought Shelvey was more his type.

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Newport are mugs to have only just started pushing for a 2nd the last 5 minutes, could easily have done so earlier with no consequences.

 

They haven't quite got over the fact that on paper it's a premier league side.

 

You can see they're slowly realising how poor we really are and are getting more confident.

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