Dr Venkman Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Up to a 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Right Draw with Norwich, lose to Southampton, Draw with Swansea, Lose to Liverpool, Beat Palace, Beat villa. 33pts Sunderland. Beat West Brom, Lose to Leicester, beat Norwich, Lose to Arsenal, Draw with Stoke, Lose to Chelsea 33pts (30/31 if dont beat Norwich) Norwich. Draw with us, Beat Palace, Beat Sunderland, Draw with Watford, Lose to Man utd, Lose to Arsenal 36pts (33/34 if dont beat sunlun/Palace. 30/31 if both) Palace. Lose to West Ham, Beat Norwich, Lose to Arsenal, draw with Everton, Lose to us, draw with stoke 38pts (35/36 Norwich, less depending on draws) Basically thats the minimum we'd need if we cannot win in the 3 games after Norwich. Need to draw against Norwich atleast, a win is clearly needed though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Sunderland's arse will fall out after today. Norwich are still shit, they have picked up points by law of average. We are very much in this, no need to be so pessimistic. After reading that I'm a 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 8. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Didn't realise Sunderland's next game is WBA at home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 8. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 10. Proper fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 10 We're just not going to score enough goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 7 before today. 7 now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Done this again (only takes 5 mins, I just put 1-0/0-1 for win/loss & 1-1 for draw) http://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/ http://i.imgur.com/gaEaXbD.png Rafa needs a miracle and a mackem-esque run to get out of this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Mine was not pretty reading 16th - Swansea - 37 points 17th - Sunderland - 35 points 18th - Norwich - 34 points 19th - Newcastle - 34 points Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 9.5 for me. Why oh why did we not sack the useless bastard after the Chelsea game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Mine was not pretty reading 16th - Swansea - 37 points 17th - Sunderland - 35 points 18th - Norwich - 34 points 19th - Newcastle - 34 points Aye.. before doing that I thought we'd be ok. Not anymore, we're fucked. This task alone has moved me from a 7 to 9 Norwich is an absolutely must win game now. We have to get points in all games. Play 10 fucking defenders if we have to (Southampton away, Liverpool away, I'm looking at you) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookidge Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 9.5 now. Just feel hopeless again after watching that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just flipping beat Norwich, we'll see after that. Ideally by 2 or 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Here's how I see it going, now obviously this mightb e quite simplistic and not take into account the politics of teams resting players before cup games or whatever, but humour me. Week 32: Newcastle & Norwich scrap to a 1-1 draw, a result that satisfies nobody. Sunderland beat West Brom whilst Palace and Swansea lose at West Ham and Stoke respectively. Week 33: Newcastle get their annual bumming at Southampton. Swansea lose at home to Chelsea, whilst Palace end their winless run by edging out Norwich. Leicester beat Sunderland to keep it interesting Week 34: The weekend starts with Norwich and Sunderland drawing at Carrow Road. Newcastle beat at increasingly edgy Swansea for Rafa's first win, whilst Palace lose at Arsenal. The midweek games see Newcastle play out a tragic 0-0 with Man City, but Palace lose to Man Utd. It means the table is Palace (36), Swansea (36), Sunderland (30), Norwich (30), Newcastle (30), Villa (fucked), though Sunderland have a game in hand. Week 35: Newcastle lose at Anfield, whilst Norwich beat Watford. The weekend is saved as Palace lose to Everton, Arsenal beat Sunderland and Leicester beat Swansea Week 36: Liverpool win at Swansea and Newcastle beat Palace (!). It's a great weekend as Sunderland lose at Stoke and Norwich are beaten at Arsenal. Week 37: Newcastle win at already relegated Villa. Norwich are beaten by Man Utd and Sunderland lose at home to Chelsea. West Ham beat Swansea and Palace draw at home to Stoke. Sunderland have to beat Everton in their game in hand to avoid being relegated, let's say they do just as a worst case scenario So the table going into the last game - Palace (37), Swansea (36), Newcastle (36), mackems (33), Norwich (33), Villa (fucked) Week 38: Everton beat Norwich, Norwich are relegated Southampton beat Palace, nobody cares Swansea lose to Man City. mackems go to Watford, we host Tottenham. You'd expect us to lose if Spurs have anything to play for, mackems would probably win especially if Watford have the cup final around the corner. Which would mean we're going down on goal difference. TLDR; still loads of big matches ahead, divn't worry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 There is still so much that can happen,we've got 8 games to go with 24 points on offer. Who knows we could now go on a mental run and go unbeaten until the end of the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've got us staying up on 38 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 So fucking bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 Yes, I know. Yes. Thank you. Y-- shut up, I kn-- YES THANK YOU I KNOW. I KNOW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkzter Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 So f***ing bad. It's when you seem that you know we are fucked. 10 Charnley needs hung up and flogged for allowing McClaren to go for so long. When we go down him and his cronies better be fired. Gutted as I had almost stopped caring, then we got Benitez and it'll be painful going down and loosing the best manager we could hope for since Robson. Sickened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I'm at a 7.5. If we lose to Norwich it will be a 9.5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Cheers for that insight Ross Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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