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[George Bailey]

Hello darkness my old friend....

[hakka]

Terrified of our next Championship season now its looking  very possible we will collapse and Fulham survive. Last time we had Rafa. Before that some decent PL players stayed for Hughton. I fear our next one will be without a manager good enough and without the players we need to come straight back up. I don't know if Ashley will bank roll what it takes to come up, or trust him to give it to the right man to spend it. Grim.

[Thorpinho]

10 for me. We will be behind fulham going into last 2 games of season. Will need 6 points, probably beat sheff u and then draw v fulham to send us down.

[sempuki]

Will they offer Gayle and Murphy contracts when it's done? They would probably do quite well at a lower level. I'd imagine they'd want to leave anyway.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Gayle looks desperate to be gone.

[Guest reefatoon]

If thick cunt Ashley is sticking with useless cunt Bruce, then I am going to sit back and enjoy it all burn.

[Armchair Pundit]

Yeah, we're gone now.

[sempuki]

It's going to be class seeing Charlie Wyke scoring a hattrick against us next season. Attendances will surely take a massive hit, providing some form of normality returns.

[Kanji]

10.  Nailed on.

[toon25]

Already accepted that we’ll be playing the Mackems in a Champo mid-table scrap next season.

[snabelkabel]

Already accepted that we’ll be playing the Mackems in a Champo mid-table scrap next season.

 

Have a feeling it won’t be mid-table we‘ll be fighting for if Bruce is still here...

 

[BlueStar]

Think we'll be relegated by then, but if Fulham can stay up on the last game of the season they will. Even if we just need a draw, even if they need to win and overturn goal difference. Indeed nothing would make us more likely to lose 5-0 than Bruce realising all he has to do to stay up is not lose 5-0.

[InspectorCoarse]

If NUFC survives somehow then expect a decent sized mob of ' fans ' partying outside SJP as if we'd assured Champions League qualification

[Ben]

Already accepted that we’ll be playing the Mackems in a Champo mid-table scrap next season.

 

No more play off semi's please, worst night of my sporting life that, I've never felt so gutted in all my life.

[HaydnNUFC]

Already accepted that we’ll be playing the Mackems in a Champo mid-table scrap next season.

 

No more play off semi's please, worst night of my sporting life that, I've never felt so gutted in all my life.

 

Was for the best for us, mind! No play off defeat, no Keegan.

[Ben]

Already accepted that we’ll be playing the Mackems in a Champo mid-table scrap next season.

 

No more play off semi's please, worst night of my sporting life that, I've never felt so gutted in all my life.

 

Was for the best for us, mind! No play off defeat, no Keegan.

 

Aye true, two good sides though  probably better than what we have now.

[Yorkie]

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Ben (replying to toon25)
No more play off semi's please, worst night of my sporting life that, I've never felt so gutted in all my life.

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HaydnNUFC (replying to Ben)
Was for the best for us, mind! No play off defeat, no Keegan.

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Ben (replying to Haydn)
Aye true, two good sides though  probably better than what we have now.

 

Oh, the poll. The poll says we're fucked. 

[andyc35i]

Hopefully Villa losing last night will give them the kick up the arse they need to help us against Fulham

[toon25]

Can’t see Ashley bankrolling a promotion push next year. He’ll be selling what he can from the saleable assets we have and then leaving the club to stink out the Champo until a sale comes along

[BlueStar]

There's more games left than I realised.  Normally you'd think that was a good thing, that you have time to turn it around, but for us every gameweek is a curse where we fall further and further down the league.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

The big problem is that block of games where we'll get hammered for a straight month. After that it might not matter anymore. 

[Shearergol]

Hayden out for the rest of the season. Hendrick to the rescue.

[BlueStar]

On 22/03/2021 at 16:35, AyeDubbleYoo said:

The big problem is that block of games where we'll get hammered for a straight month. After that it might not matter anymore. 

If you're going to refer to a month we're going to spend getting hammered, you're going to need to be more specific. 

[NG32]

I cant see a way forward at the minute, it all looks like it has collapsed in the dressing room between the players and Bruce.  The only way I can see the club surviving this situation is by shear luck,  the other teams have a breakdown of whatever form they have and they suffer some serious bad luck. 

Charnley is like an area manager for Sports Direct and he has to sort out arguing members of staff remotely. 

 

Total mess but we have all been here before.

[andyc35i]

Amazing how it has got to this stage yet again and it’s too late now when you look at the fixtures left for us. We have got three guaranteed defeats (City, Liverpool and Leicester) in the nine games left to play. That is not even looking at Tottenham and Arsenal which are also typically a defeat for us and the rise of West Ham. Add that to the ‘winnable’ games not even being a thing for this side right now. We are utterly f**ked and it’s incredible that we are here again

 

 

Edited March 24, 2021 by andyc35i