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[Decky]

[UncleBuzzcocks]

7

[Pilko]

Too early to say. Jama and Willock come into that side and we're immediately much better. Probably a 5.

[ToonArmy1892]

10.

[Yorkie]

0 as always. Purgatory forever. 

[Ketsbaia]

35 minutes ago, Pilko said:

Too early to say. Jama and Willock come into that side and we're immediately much better. Probably a 5.

 

Maya Jama would be an improvement on Shelvey tbf.

[Pilko]

10 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

 

Maya Jama would be an improvement on Shelvey tbf.

 

Got a lot in common those two. Maya Jama has a great pair of Bristol Cities, whereas Jonjo should be playing for Bristol City.

[Raconteur]

8 hours ago, Yorkie said:

0 as always. Purgatory forever. 

I don’t know that a Bruce-managed team is ever certain to stay up, but I wouldn’t go any higher than 1.

[Happinesstan]

On 05/05/2021 at 06:59, Ben said:

Our goal difference could take a battering over the next two games.

Did you not hear what Bertie Brucester said "We have to tighten up, THAT'S FOR SURE"

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We could easily lose the next 4, with hammerings from Leeds and Man Utd.

[InspectorCoarse]

Relax everyone ... it doesn't matter ?

[HaydnNUFC]

3 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

We could easily lose the next 4, with hammerings from Leeds and Man Utd.

 

From Man Utd, yeah. Depends what Leeds turns up and what Newcastle turns up for that game tbf. 

 

If Bruce doesn't win any of the next 2 league games I think it'll start to turn. That'll be facilitated if we lose the cup game against Burnley. 

[Nobody]

4

[AyeDubbleYoo]

4 hours ago, InspectorCoarse said:

Relax everyone ... it doesn't matter ?

That’s the beauty of this season really.

[Mike]

Nearly 1000 pages. Good god we are eternally bad.

[GWN]

I will start off at 1 and see how we climb 

[Away Toon]

Not sure why so many people are confident we won't be in a relegation battle this season unless everyone thinks there are so many teams much worse than us. Norwich look poor, Southampton will struggle but nobody else looks particularly worse than us. Wilson or ASM get injured, Willock doesn't score every game, the defense and midfield remain as shit as we know they are, trouble is coming. Bring it on.

[The Prophet]

If Willock, Almiron, ASM and Wilson are fit for most of the season we'll be fine. 

 

[GWN]

Palace continue to look shit , I thought before Manu game Leeds would struggle second season, Burnley are shite , Norwich are shite , Villa could struggle , no panic yet 

[GWN]

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

If Willock, Almiron, ASM and Wilson are fit for most of the season we'll be fine. 

 

I agree , it’s when they aren’t and won’t be that we are in deep shit 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

A massive amount is on Willock. We had the first team out this weekend and we conceded 4 at home to West Ham. That doesn't suggest that the rest of the team is necessarily good enough to see us OK.

[Superior Acuña]

Probably similar to last season. Shit but think we'll stay up, and probably by more than a point or two. 3.

[Fantail Breeze]

4 hours ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

From Man Utd, yeah. Depends what Leeds turns up and what Newcastle turns up for that game tbf. 

 

If Bruce doesn't win any of the next 2 league games I think it'll start to turn. That'll be facilitated if we lose the cup game against Burnley. 

 

I mean it’s fairly remarkable that we need any more matches for people to ‘start to turn’.

 

Did the 50,000 thickos not watch last season? Or do they just turn up in person?

 

 

Edited August 16, 2021 by Fantail Breeze

[Decky]

Sitting 19th after two games. Will we get out of the bottom 3 at all this season? Things look pretty terrible so far.

[Conjo]

Still believe Wilson, ASM, Almiron & Willock will pull the team through to secure another season in the top flight. Hope I'm wrong though.