Klaus Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Wandy said: He’s done here after that miss. The SJP crowd will be on his back at every given opportunity. Absolute carthorse. Not even that. A carthorse can actually run about a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, gbandit said: I don’t like to scapegoat one player as there have been a number of weaker performances tonight but that miss is not something a league one striker should be missing, let alone a premier league striker. He’s absolutely done at the top level Luckily we've got 4-5 to choose from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 He's good at penalties but that's it. Offers almost nothing else. Needs peddling ASAP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Defended him in the past as I believe he did play a part in our run that helped us stay up. However I never want to see him play for us again, that was disgraceful tonight. Missing the chance was one thing but his hold up play was awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I'd like to apologise for everything nice I've said about Chris Wood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Maybe we should try playing him in midfield Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I like to think I can judge a player. Said from the off he's useless. Can't get away with planks like him. Sell him, Lewis and Murphy this month and add £5m to the transfer kitty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinky Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Sorry Chris lad, but that has to be your last appearance in a Newcastle United shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) He's awful but seemed to get a lot of praise simply for being in a winning side. If a strikers biggest contribution is their defensive workrate it's usually a sign they aren't very good. Edited January 7, 2023 by Jaqen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 This bloke any good then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jaqen said: He's awful but seemed to get a lot of praise simply for being in a winning side. If a strikers biggest contribution is their defensive workrate it's usually a sign they aren't very good. He got praise because people didn’t want to admit he was a huge waste of money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Similar to clubs giving Bruce a chance to manage them, there will be a club out there that will take a punt on him. We're no worse off playing Joe/ASM up front tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Saving himself for Tuesday imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Less mobility than an Easter Island statue. I’d let Leeds have him back and try and find a replacement on loan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 On 11/01/2022 at 18:38, STM said: You lot have no idea how effective this cunt is as a target man. He's always been a nightmare to play against. It's stage one of the new regime. Needs must. I hate picking posts out, but this didn’t age well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 You have to feel for him though, he was devastated when he missed, he's a Newcastle player so we have to support him whilst he's still here, no point turning on him it will just make things worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I'm sure I read somewhere that he's on ~£100,000 per week. If true, we will never be able to offload him until he's out of contact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 18 more months of this cart horse. I know it was needs must at the time and he played his part keeping us up but FUCKING HELL this lad is SHIT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthy Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Dan said: I'm sure I read somewhere that he's on ~£100,000 per week. If true, we will never be able to offload him until he's out of contact. Then we are stuck with this dogshit fucker, but just send him away, he cant be near the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) The irony of it coming full circle like. We couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo in the FA Cup last season and it lead to us spending the money on Wood. 12 months later Wood couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo and we're back out of the FA Cup. Edited January 7, 2023 by Optimistic Nut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Nucasol said: Less mobility than an Easter Island statue. I’d let Leeds have him back and try and find a replacement on loan. Leeds, and every club in the PL, have far better forwards on their books. I’m not sure why it’s such a big sudden revelation that Chris Wood is a terrible footballer. He’s never been anything else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, mofo said: Striker's miss chance's but I cannot get over how he doesn't jump for the fucking ball!!! That was the key for me. At the end, he just folded down and ducked. Fucking get up for it man. I've defended Wood, and hoped he would come good for us. He's a third choice striker who's unfortunately had to play more games than he should have for us, and it's highlighted how out of his depth he is. This loss isn't just on him, but that miss will weigh heavily. Just hope he shrugs it off, as he'll no doubt be called upon several times before the season is done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, TBG said: Saving himself for Tuesday imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pilko said: 18 more months of this cart horse. I know it was needs must at the time and he played his part keeping us up but FUCKING HELL this lad is SHIT. Hopefully with Isak now back, this is the last we see of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 There’s no way he’s on that much. 60 maybe. Even at that he won’t be offloaded but he’ll eventually end up on loan somewhere. Such a docile creature, zero intensity and that miss will live long in the memory. Hear all the time that the manager likes having players he can trust.. well, how can you trust that? Like having zero confidence that your “25 MILLION POUND” striker can’t score in an open net pretty much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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