Bruno Guimarães

[The College Dropout]

2 minutes ago, Newcastle Fan said:

You can't fault Bruno for is heart and desire (alongside his super technical ability)  the guy will give you everything he has to the very end and happy that today that was a last minute winner.

 

One thing i would say about him and maybe it's in line with the high standards he has set both for himself and the team, he's one the first name on both ours and Brazil's team sheet, yet he has these games were he tries too hard and misplaces everything or gets too frustrated. He's now playing at the very highest level of football and he needs to find more composure and ability to preform consistently the way the very top players do.

To provide a bit of balance. Of everyone in that squad - would he not have the most minutes at the highest level? Going far and wide. And also the fulcrum of our side.  
 

His responsibility and minutes and travel is massive. 
 

And we play such an energetic game. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

1 minute ago, The College Dropout said:

To provide a bit of balance. Of everyone in that squad - would he not have the most minutes at the highest level? Going far and wide. And also the fulcrum of our side.  
 

His responsibility and minutes and travel is massive. 
 

And we play such an energetic game. 

the amount of responsibility on his shoulders is pretty massive. And he generally keeps to a ridiculously high standard.

[Shearergol]

1 hour ago, timeEd32 said:

 

You may have never used that specific word, but your constant criticism of him would lead one to believe you do not rate him like most. If you're going to bump this thread every time he's had an off day (when we've asked him to play nearly every minute for three years, which is context you seem to ignore) then you're probably going to hear it when he scores a 90th minute winner.

Rod only likes white English players I heard 

[PauloGeordio]

 

 

Edited October 25, 2025 by PauloGeordio

[AJ9]

Legend

[TBG]

I've got my dog tattoed on me, and '39' tattooed on me. Make of that what you will.

[Toon1984]

The King.

[TBG]

Thanks.

[Peppe]

I was thinking Bruno would be a boss name for a dog. But if he ends up at Liverpool I'd have to rename the dog, and that sounds like a hassle. 

[Rod]

2 hours ago, timeEd32 said:

 

You may have never used that specific word, but your constant criticism of him would lead one to believe you do not rate him like most. If you're going to bump this thread every time he's had an off day (when we've asked him to play nearly every minute for three years, which is context you seem to ignore) then you're probably going to hear it when he scores a 90th minute winner.

I do NOT constantly criticise Bruno. I find Bruno to be the most gifted footballer at the club and the most infuriating. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

What I can't stand, are certain fannies on here that never ever criticise him even when he's had a stinker. So it's not Bruno that I have a hang up about, it's arseholes like you.

[PauloGeordio]

[McDog]

The issue is when you say something negative about a club Demi-God you get this:

[Erikse]

He doesn't score often, but he does score some really clutch goals.

 

Edit: God dammit, someone else said it. Swear I didn't read the thread.

 

 

Edited October 25, 2025 by Erikse

[Izakaya]

4 hours ago, Peppe said:

I was thinking Bruno would be a boss name for a dog. But if he ends up at Liverpool I'd have to rename the dog, and that sounds like a hassle. 

 My uncle had a boxer dog named Bruno when I was a kid. 

 

Used to shite massive dirty scaffy bars on the roof of his kennel. 

[PauloGeordio]

[Peppe]

7 hours ago, Izakaya said:

 My uncle had a boxer dog named Bruno when I was a kid. 

 

Used to shite massive dirty scaffy bars on the roof of his kennel. 

That's nice of him, unloading the logs in an easy to reach place for the humans 😁

[aussiemag]

Hes moving up to my favorite and best NUFC player in my lifetime. Hes up there with Shearer now. 

[Kid Icarus]

He's a legend like, about as clear cut as it gets. A trophy winning Newcastle captain who personifies everything you want from a player and captain, and who came here when we were at the bottom of the table.

 

Sometimes he's taken for granted tbh.

 

 

Edited October 26, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[r0cafella]

14 hours ago, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Running in treacle according to someone in the match thread

He was gassed at one point if you watched him trying to track back. 

[Dr Venkman]

13 hours ago, looneytoon said:

 

Absolutely love ‘in my point of the view’ 

 

Bruno 

[Adam]

 

 

 

[SteV]

7 minutes ago, Dr Venkman said:

Absolutely love ‘in my point of the view’ 

 

Bruno 

Flag? @Heron

[Checko]

I love all the celebrations he does, though I do feel a little cheated when he doesn't fuck up his knee slide.

[Optimistic Nut]

Ambitious to think he could pop up with 8-10 goals this season?

[gbandit]

2 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Ambitious to think he could pop up with 8-10 goals this season?

Nah, definitely doable