Newcastle United 2-0 Nottingham Forest (06/08/2022)

[Memphis]

Completely dominant. 

 

Bruno is just a joy to watch. His passing is erotic. But it's so clear the club's dilemma - Almiron is making great runs and has a good understanding with Bruno but he's just not good enough at this level to make the final ball count. We will be fine playing him but we would improve massively with a better option there. How ambitious are we this season?

 

If we get that first goal, we'll score 2 more. Just have to find a way to get the first one. 

 

 

[The Butcher]

Would put Botman on for Burn. His passing could be vital against their low block. Could be a danger on set penises too, as Dan Burn is terrible in the air for such a massive lad.

[TBG]

What the fuck was that pizza

[nortoon]

1 minute ago, Mazzy said:

 

 

The stats men disagree.

 

He's made a couple of poor passes/touches but so has Bruno, always gonna happen when you're that involved.

[HawK]

We need Burn and Schar on the ball more, higher up the pitch, in order to break down a static back-7. When you've got Bruno/Joelinton on the ball with Almiron and ASM wide, you just cannot go through the middle. But patient play from the back allows our midfielders to move and drag players out of positions more easily.

[Dr Jinx]

You really want Wilson to be running onto those Bruno through balls, Miggy always has to check to his left foot, slows everything down.

[Guest reefatoon]

1 minute ago, TBG said:

What the fuck was that pizza

If you can’t make your mind up, just get three on top of each other

[Beth]

13 minutes ago, hakka said:

 

You are the most negative person ever

My sirname was Steptoe in a previous life.

[bigfella]

My river dried up after ten minutes, so I'm relying on this place for comment. Would Botman's superior passing skills make any difference in the second half? He's played a couple of great balls out from the back in preseason which might be the key to unlocking their massed defence.

 

[polkaDot]

2 minutes ago, TBG said:

What the fuck was that pizza

 

looked liked the crammed a cheese filled sausage into the crust

 

[Jaqen]

Would be tempted to switch the wingers sides over for a bit in the second half. 

[Away Toon]

Just buy Maddison. His goal threat from outside the box would make us so much more dangerous. We never have this much possession i dont think we know what to do with it.

[Dr Jinx]

1 minute ago, bigfella said:

My river dried up after ten minutes, so I'm relying on this place for comment. Would Botman's superior passing skills make any difference in the second half? He's played a couple of great balls out from the back in preseason which might be the key to unlocking their massed defence.

 

Burn has done alright to be honest.

[RodneyCisse]

1 minute ago, Jaqen said:

Would be tempted to switch the wingers sides over for a bit in the second half. 

Something we never seem to do, Maxi is sometimes unplayable on the right 

[hakka]

Toffolo sounds like some chocolate toffee sweet.

[Kasper]

Need to up the tempo. Everything is too slow and static. They wont even get tired defending like this.

[Donut]

Almiron  

[McCormick]

Almiron. So 1 footed.

[McDog]

Forest is packing the box.

[B-more Mag]

Jesus Miggy

[andyc35i]

I would have played Botman today purely because you’d want him on the pitch for Liverpool and City. Surely the easing in process starts today

[gazza ladra]

You have a right foot.

 

use it

[Superior Acuña]

Shoot man Miggy!

[Deuce]

That’s been twice that Miggy should’ve had a shot off on the right foot but has cut back instead.

[Collage]

Just now, Kasper said:

Need to up the tempo. Everything is too slow and static. They wont even get tired defending like this.

Not sure I agree  We played with good intensity in the first half