Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[r0cafella]

Just now, Mattoon said:

Give them a timeline, they bid today and they bid at least £150m, door closes at midnight and they can swivel.

Nah, you really want to hear about us opening the door for them? Vomit inducing. 

[Myleftboot]

Sick of seeing the cunts name. 

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

Give them a timeline, they bid today and they bid at least £150m, door closes at midnight and they can swivel.

 

[Ikon]

Doubt Barca have the money. Get Lopez and 70-80m. Make loans with obligations to buy if they can’t afford it. So easy hypothetically  

[Ketsbaia]

So, will anyone have the courage to ever watch the cup final highlights again?

 

For our winning goal scorer to join the opponents soon after, behaving shamefully, will be hard to ever forget.

[Turnbull2000]

3 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

So, will anyone have the courage to ever watch the cup final highlights again?

 

For our winning goal scorer to join the opponents soon after, behaving shamefully, will be hard to ever forget.

 

As mad as it sounds, this is near the top of my grievance list. First trophy in my lifetime only a few months ago, and now find it hard to enjoy the re-watches. Isak could have left without acting absolute cunt, but wasn't to be.

 

Doubt he'll say goodbye to the squad as they'll all view him as a total cunt as well.

[Stottie]

15 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Without Murph he's a 10 goal a season charlatan. 😉

Not quite (!) but same non-penalty goals as Wissa. Who a fair few on this forum do not want because he's not good enough, 50M is an overpay, etc. etc.

fwiw, 6 penalties won by Anthony Gordon in 23-24 was the most in years and nobody else has got that many in the VAR era, where dives and contact outside the box can be chalked off. That's six free goals for Isak.

 

We might get the last laugh, if Isak does not set the world on fire, gets injured etc., but we sure as hell are not going to get it this week. Whatever deal at whatever price will be described as "masterful transfer tactics" from Liverpool. We all know this already. Get yourself a sick bucket ready.

 

 

[midds]

Sincerely hope that Krafth goes through him like a combine-harvester while they're on International duty next week

[mattypnufc]

It’ll never taint the final for me. Doesn’t matter who scored. Players come and go, it’s an inevitability. Even cunt behaviour like this Rat can’t tait that feeling of that win. 

[Gallowgate Toon]

He's a fantastic footballer but he has his cons, and some of them aren't exactly small.

 

He also doesn't strike me as a player who will play well into his 30s. I don't think his body will be able to take it.

[Kilcline]

12 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

So, will anyone have the courage to ever watch the cup final highlights again?

 

For our winning goal scorer to join the opponents soon after, behaving shamefully, will be hard to ever forget.

Sounds daft but I've barely watched them anyway, rarely if ever watch back games I've been to, although admittedly there are reasons to make an exception here!

 

It wouldn't stop me though, the other players, the team and the club won the cup, not this tosspot by himself 

[LFEE]

40 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

Baldwards makes a very valid point about this being a cave-in if we sell below 150 mind

 

Anything that doesn’t meet our conditions of sale is a cave in. We never know 100% the facts but it’s safe to assume 2 forwards in of suitable quality first is one of them. As for the fee condition always more doubt but you’d like to think it would be nearer £150m than it would be £110. The much rumoured incoming 2nd bid of £130m still short IMO and would need to include £10m in add ons if taking emotion from the situation.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by LFEE

[Mike]

7 hours ago, elbee909 said:

 

Mike - you brought me up on making a joke at the expense of Jota, and yep, hands up, you were right to do that. Fair enough.

 

However 'cocksucker' is rooted in homophobia and there's no need for it.

 

If it is, I was unaware. But I can see that now. Fair enough.

[The Butcher]

The final will always be about that Dan Burn goal for me. I've watched it a countless number of times.

[elbee909]

Just now, Mike said:

 

If it is, I was unaware. But I can see that now. Fair enough.

 

Now let us unite in hoping Isak's legs explode.

[Sibierski]

35 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Without Murph he's a 10 goal a season charlatan. 😉

 

It's an interesting point whilst tounge in cheek. He's success for us came from moving ball forward back to front quick, high turnover and quick tranistions.

 

If TAA was there still, he'd thrive. But it's a different side now so his strengths may not be maximised. Etitike whilst has scored in every game, is needed differently to what Isak was like at us.

[Sibierski]

You know if Liverpool do sign him, they will use his celebration of the thumb as in a nod towards "fuck off Newcastle, hello Liverpool" which would be a piss take and another L for us selling him.

[Mike]

1 minute ago, elbee909 said:

 

Now let us unite in hoping Isak's legs explode.

 

After he leaves. If he leaves. I'm currently spinning the let him rot at home flag.

[TK-421]

11 minutes ago, LFEE said:

 

Anything that doesn’t meet our conditions of sale is a cave in. We never know 100% the facts but it’s safe to assume 2 forwards in of suitable quality first is one of them. As for the fee condition always more doubt but you’d like to think it would be nearer £150m than it would be £110. The much rumoured incoming 2nd bid of £130m still short IMO and would need to include £10m in add ons if taking emotion from the situation.

 

 

 

£130m + (fairly achievable) add-ons taking it close/up to £150m, a sell-on clause and he has to submit a transfer request.

Take or leave it, Isak/agent and dippers.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by TK-421

[kocunar]

He will probably do well in Liverpool given how many chances they generate, but I don't think he will justify the price tag. 

 

This is something that I've actually thinking about for some time, when all the people started talking about him as though he is the best striker in the world and easily our best player.

 

I still maintain that Bruno is our best player, so for this inflated price I don't mind selling Isak. It's just the behaviour around it that bothers me. 

 

[TRon]

5 minutes ago, LFEE said:

 

Anything that doesn’t meet our conditions of sale is a cave in. We never know 100% the facts but it’s safe to assume 2 forwards in of suitable quality first is one of them. As for the fee condition always more doubt but you’d like to think it would be nearer £150m than it would be £110. The much rumoured incoming 2nd bid of £130m still short IMO and would need to include £10m in add ons if taking emotion from the situation.

 

 

 

 

 

Plus we do still need a proven goalscorer to be signed before we let Isak go for a price we consider acceptable. Woltemade is a very exciting player, but he's not PL proven, and as far as I know, he's coming off the back of only one good season in Germany. He's still very much unproven over here so there is always some risk. If we sign Wissa, then yeah we can look at selling Liverpool Isak....at the right price. 

[The Prophet]

32 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

Nah, you really want to hear about us opening the door for them? Vomit inducing. 

 

"We are ready"

[Nucasol]

Just now, The Prophet said:

 

"We are ready"

[Joey47]

 

This guy and Isak deserve each other, absolute rats

[Nucasol]

Just now, Joey47 said:

 

This guy and Isak deserve each other, absolute rats

Kojak cunt.