Shak Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 His name is Isak It is He plays in attack Come on He'll rinse your fullback Oh my God Alexander Isak Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 I think he should start with Wood so he can look after him and keep him out of bother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, Mike said: We were collectively not saying it, James. Well have to break both of James legs to cancel the jinx now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 I-sak....Isak! Isak! Isak! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Just need the next three lines sorted now - Alexander Isak fits into the "oh-oh" chorus bit. We were far too skint to sign him But we can sign him in a heartbeat now That’s the thing with Isak He scores at every ground So he can smash it past your keeper Leave him spent with nowt to offer He scores the goals that hurt you He scores them like they’re nothing Alexsander Isaaaaaaaaaaak, wohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sign me up for an Ivor Novello, a Brit award and a motherfucking Grammy right now Edited August 31, 2022 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Dr.Spaceman said: You should always give Wood a chance. Gotta respect Wood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 You might get people to sing the first verse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Happinesstan said: Fair enough. But Willock isn't getting into goalscoring positions very often. He's very often the missing body in the box. Isak could be that extra body, but it means changin things around a little and I'm just describing how I think that would be best achieved. Not a lot of sense in replacing Willock with another Willock as the results will be the same. I'm also thinking about when Wilson is fit, but talking about when we're reliant on Wood. Willock is playing right side of a midfield 3. Isak will not. Willock isn’t getting into the box very often because that’s not a major component of the role. He’s not playing as a second striker or a 10. Hes right side of a midfield 3. Isak might play Almiron’s position / role. Right side of attack in a front 3. If Isak plays with Almiron and Wilson. We either try Almiron deeper in a midfield 3. Or change shape entirely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 minute ago, The College Dropout said: Willock is playing right side of a midfield 3. Isak will not. Willock isn’t getting into the box very often because that’s not a major component of the role. He’s not playing as a second striker or a 10. Hes right side of a midfield 3. Isak might play Almiron’s position / role. Right side of attack in a front 3. If Isak plays with Almiron and Wilson. We either try Almiron deeper in a midfield 3. Or change shape entirely. At last you understand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Shoes off if yi love Isak? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinky Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Wood has already scored one goal on Merseyside this season. Perhaps there's something in the air? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 As much as I think the stick Wood gets is over the top, even I think it’s madness not to start Isak here, he’s just clearly going to be a cut above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 EEZAK EEZAK EEZAK EEZAK EEZAK (to the tune of attack, attack, attack) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gawalls Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Bloody foreigners coming over here stealing our jobs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) 33 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: We were far too skint to sign him But we can sign him in a heartbeat now That’s the thing with Isak He scores at every ground So he can smash it past your keeper Leave him spent with nowt to offer He scores the goals that hurt you He scores them like they’re nothing Alexsander Isaaaaaaaaaaak, wohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sign me up for an Ivor Novello, a Brit award and a motherfucking Grammy right now For me, this is the one. It’s original and Sam Fender related. People will sing the Abba one because it’s already been done. Edited August 31, 2022 by Rafalove Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Be very disappointed if my 80's snooker based chant doesn't catch on; Alexander nuts are we, We're all Isak...loopy! In defence and in attack With a mazy dribble and nice pull-back Alexander nuts are we, We're all Isak... loopy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said: The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well. The only one I could ever really hear/pick out was the Cisse song We bought the lad from Germany Cisse Cisse He loves playing for the Toon and drinking wor Newcastle Broon etc etc And the Rafa one always made me laugh when I could hear it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well. Tbh, I think we’re better than most. Only Liverpool and Manchester United and Celtic and Rangers in Scotland come up with good original songs in a regular basis. Leeds are the worst imo. Edited August 31, 2022 by Rafalove Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite And I do think the “and we could buy him in a heartbeat now” is actually really good for this one. Ticks all the boxes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, Rafalove said: Tbh, I think we’re better than most. Only Liverpool and Manchester United and Celtic and Rangers in Scotland come up wi the good original songs in a regular basis. Leeds are the worst imo. Arsenal and Chelsea have been coming up with the smash hits recently I think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, Kid Icarus said: Arsenal and Chelsea have been coming up with the smash hits recently I think Like what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, Kid Icarus said: Arsenal and Chelsea have been coming up with the smash hits recently I think The Koulibaly one. Possibly the worst chant I’ve ever heard. Cucurella, seems to be sung for any Spaniard that comes to play in England. Chelsea, chelsea, chelseeeeeaaaaaa. They’re awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: We must be the most unoriginal fans when it comes to songs like, we're shite The Coloccini song was probably the last good song we had for a player as well. I had hoped we’d sign Paqueta so we could able to adapt the reggaeton hit Plakito accordingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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