Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Yorkie]

Not sure we needed to do a statement but I suppose I can see why given this whole thing is being played out so publicly; may as well have our say.

[OverThere]

That reads like Eddie Howe. Will Alex be sent to bed without his Weetie Bangs?

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by OverThere

[M4]

"Alex remains part of our family and will be welcomed back when he is ready to rejoin his teammates."

 

It's like he's a child

 

"I hate you - I want a new family"

"Sure, ok. Night night, see you tomorrow"

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by M4

[nemtizz]

RIP BOZO

[Gallowgate Toon]

Get in 

[alexf]

It's also the hoovering of talent by the rich protected cartel clubs. 

 

Watching Match of the day hit home. There was City after spending fortunes in January then buying £250m more of talent and so far not selling a yone for big money, just breezing through Wolves at will who of course were forced to sell their best player in the summer. 

 

There are gonna be so many dull games because of this where the top 4 clubs just smash most of the bottom half teams with ease. Never understood why sky seem to drool at the prospect of this and try to get the best players to the top clubs. It's so much better for the "product" if the best players are spread amongst all the teams not just 4.

[madras]

2 minutes ago, NSG said:

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/alexander-isak-statement-190825

[Ronaldo]

Oh good lord. This is next level shit.

[sempuki]

I'll be shocked if he leaves after reading that. The triple-faced backstabbing Judas will have to crawl out from under his stone now.

[Anderson]

That statement is perfect, fair play.

[LaurentRobert]

16 minutes ago, David Edgar said:

 

 

A massive tifo of Isak's Instagram statement template with Sir Bobby's "what is a club" quote would be fucking perfect for Monday night

[nemtizz]

That last sentence is glorious.

[JT24]

We do not foresee those conditions being met 😮‍💨

[samptime29]

Class statement tbf.

[Geordie Ahmed]

Statement is spot on

[Wandy]

He will be back in the team by the end of September at the latest. I've always thought that.

[Facundo Ferreyra]

Isak's agent reading that:

 

[Ronaldo]

He’s now odds on to stay for the first time in 3 weeks.

[JoeyBartoon]

Back in control of the narrative. Well played.

[Chris_R]

6 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

I know WorFlags is about positive messages but Monday night needs to be full of hatred for the prick.

 

Disagree very strongly with this.

 

I think that's what he wants. What his agent wants. We bawl and scream about him and the narrative firmly becomes "he cannot continue to play here, the fans have turned". I reckon that's exactly what he wants to happen, for Monday to be all about him, vitriol from the stands etc. 

 

For me we should completely ignore him. Maybe call Liverpool a bunch of cunts for tapping him up, but ignore Isak entirely. No chants, nothing.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Perfect response, imo. Shut it down fast and regain control. 

[midds]

They've paraphrased me. I'm taking no credit 

[PauloGeordio]

Perfect statement.

 

[On the Grid]

I will wait to hear the outcome of this in the Sunday sun

[The Bonk]

2 minutes ago, Rosenrot said:

I can’t believe this is happening 

 

We are so back, baby.  

 

2 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Not sure we needed to do a statement but I suppose I can see why given this whole thing is being played out so publicly; may as well have our say.

 

I've seen a lot of complaints on here about lack of communication from the club on operational and player issues, something needed to be said as this shit head has put himself above OUR club. It's a higher ground statement that's put him in his place and yet, kept him part of the family if he see's the error of his ways.