Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Lush Vlad]

6 hours ago, Fenham Mag said:

 

 but seriously, I honestly think a big tribute to Woltemade like we did for the rat (the Alexander the Great one) would hurt him quite a bit. 

Nah. He doesn’t have feelings. He’s a professional athlete. 
 

[bobbydazzla]

9 hours ago, Jewel said:

So he's already been burgled since moving to Liverpool?

 

I hope he gets burgled another hundred times, the rat. I want his life at Liverpool to be an absolute misery.

 

Those are the burglars what burglarised him in Darras Hall, keep up at the back.

[cubaricho]

2 hours ago, Lush Vlad said:

 

Robbed by Rat Fernandes, Professor Snape and a fat Michael B Jordan. 

Y’all’s racism knows no bounds does it?!  

[Coffee_Johnny]

10 hours ago, Wallace said:

Louise Taylor suggested it in her match report.

Not like that paragon of journalistic integrity to shit stir. 

[Coffee_Johnny]

12 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

My heart pumps piss. 😆

Surprised Glaucoma Nik, Jelly Tennis Knickers, and Dumb Charlie managed such a big haul. 

[TRon]

18 hours ago, McDog said:

Good looking lads there.

 

 

Compared to what looks like their mam in the middle picture, they look positively angelic. 

[OpenC]

Proper modern day Fratellis

[FLUMPO235]

18 hours ago, GideonShandy said:

The greedy rat will be over the moon that he's got another pound coming. 

He will probably offer to come to Newcastle to collect his £1. Then submit liverfool with a mileage claim. 

[Nucasol]

8 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Surprised Glaucoma Nik, Jelly Tennis Knickers, and Dumb Charlie managed such a big haul. 

Angelina Jolie on a diet of pies and meth.

[duo]

£1? Is that for real

[elbee909]

Pie and meth, good trad fare. Jellied E.

[BlueStar]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm21yv9dmnvo

 

Isak a 'problem Liverpool have to solve'

 

There are excuses like lack of match practice, lack of fitness and getting used to new team-mates, but it was still astonishing to see how far off the pace Alexander Isak seemed on Saturday.

 

I regularly covered Newcastle United games last season and, even when he was having quiet matches, it looked as if he could spring into action, in and around the box at any moment, and the stadium would be buzzing when he was on the ball, driving at goal.

 

Against Nottingham Forest though, he was unrecognisable from the prolific striker that played at St James' Park. You could have been forgiven for thinking he was not even on the pitch in the first half.

 

Even in a poor performance, Mohamed Salah and Cody Gakpo had their moments, with dangerous runs and decent chances, but Isak struggled to make any impact.

 

Among the many issues that Arne Slot is facing right now, trying to get Isak up to speed must surely be near the top of the priority list.

 

Meanwhile, if you are Hugo Ekitike - one of the rare positives in a poor Liverpool season - you would be annoyed that Isak is starting ahead of you.

 

Hopefully, Isak shuts up the critics like me with plenty of goals in the next few weeks, but right now he is a problem that Liverpool have to solve.

[elbee909]

They don't have to solve it. And long may it continue.

[TheBrownBottle]

13 hours ago, duo said:

£1? Is that for real

Minimum allowable damages

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

It’s not damages or compensation, it’s an order under the proceeds of crime act. That £1 goes to the state. It’s about making an order so that in the event the burglars have assets further on down the line the state can recover money from them. 

[Skeletor]

7 hours ago, BlueStar said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm21yv9dmnvo

 

Isak a 'problem Liverpool have to solve'

 

There are excuses like lack of match practice, lack of fitness and getting used to new team-mates, but it was still astonishing to see how far off the pace Alexander Isak seemed on Saturday.

 

I regularly covered Newcastle United games last season and, even when he was having quiet matches, it looked as if he could spring into action, in and around the box at any moment, and the stadium would be buzzing when he was on the ball, driving at goal.

 

Against Nottingham Forest though, he was unrecognisable from the prolific striker that played at St James' Park. You could have been forgiven for thinking he was not even on the pitch in the first half.

 

Even in a poor performance, Mohamed Salah and Cody Gakpo had their moments, with dangerous runs and decent chances, but Isak struggled to make any impact.

 

Among the many issues that Arne Slot is facing right now, trying to get Isak up to speed must surely be near the top of the priority list.

 

Meanwhile, if you are Hugo Ekitike - one of the rare positives in a poor Liverpool season - you would be annoyed that Isak is starting ahead of you.

 

Hopefully, Isak shuts up the critics like me with plenty of goals in the next few weeks, but right now he is a problem that Liverpool have to solve.

 

BBC in not being neutral shocker. Fuck off cunt. Long live this reign of failure.

[black_n_white]

39 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

BBC in not being neutral shocker. Fuck off cunt. Long live this reign of failure.

If he’s going to turn it around it’ll be over the next 8 game weeks, Liverpools fixtures are very favourable.

[NSG]

DROPPED

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Afraid your all wrong about Ratboy, just watching Gerrard & Mcmanaman explaining how its only a matter of time before he gets used to playing with a new set of players 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[Joe1984]

5 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Afraid your all wrong about Ratboy, just watching Gerrard & Mcmanaman explaining how its only a matter of time before he gets used to playing with a new set of players 

More like gets used to playing.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Another L incoming

[mouldy_uk]

[Heron]

Subbed off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really, but thought it might being extra joy to counter last night.

 

 

Edited November 26, 2025 by Heron

[Abacus]