Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Moose]

10 minutes ago, madras said:

FWIW I prefer the North London clubs. Ive never had a bad interaction with them.

 

 

 

 

From my personal experience, despite how fucking wild their rivalry is, I've found fans of the Glasgow clubs to be the soundest, both sides speak very highly of the Geordies and Newcastle (at least to my face). West Ham fans get an honourable mention too, top fakin' geezers!

 

Anyway, back on topic. Isak has the personality of a 100mm Celcon H+H High Strength Grade Plain Face 7.3N Breeze Block and his gangly presence has poisoned the Liverpool dressing room. Discuss.

[TaylorJ_01]

Bet Isak gets sparkling water as his meal deal drink

[SteV]

8 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

Bet Isak gets sparkling water as his meal deal drink

Cheese sandwich and ready salted crisps.

[madras]

20 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

From my personal experience, despite how fucking wild their rivalry is, I've found fans of the Glasgow clubs to be the soundest, both sides speak very highly of the Geordies and Newcastle (at least to my face). West Ham fans get an honourable mention too, top fakin' geezers!

 

Anyway, back on topic. Isak has the personality of a 100mm Celcon H+H High Strength Grade Plain Face 7.3N Breeze Block and his gangly presence has poisoned the Liverpool dressing room. Discuss.

Nope. I'm not searching that. Its probably code for a video that would likely have me arrested in everywhere bar Alabama.

[FLUMPO235]

15 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said:

Bet Isak gets sparkling water as his meal deal drink

Nah, everyone wants a meal deal, but isak only wants a fillet o fish. Everyone is inconvenienced while they have to wait with him at McDonalds as they have to make it specially. Then after everyone’s lunch hour has been wasted messing about, he only eats half as he’s not actually that hungry.

[Moose]

He seems like the kinda guy who'd leave a stag do early cause he didn't want to miss an episode of Big Brother.

 

 

Edit: He'd never be invited to a stag do

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by Moose

[Jewel]

12 hours ago, gdm said:

This really could not have went any better. Just take a minute to enjoy it 

they spent over £500m in the summer bragging about power plays etc 

 

they’ve failed to win more league games than they’ve won after 15 games 

 

Isak has scored one league goal. While Woltemade hit the ground running and not forgetting he’s already had the inevitable groin injury 
 

slot bringing up Jacob Murphy in an interview  

and how Salah making comments about broken promises after the scousers defending Isak and slagging our club coz we ‘broke promises’

 

absolutely no one would have believed you if you were told this in July 

 

 

 

They need to bring in Steven Gerrard ASAP. He's the only one who can sort out this mess.

[Jewel]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

He seems like the kinda guy who'd leave a stag do early cause he didn't want to miss an episode of Big Brother.

 

 

Edit: He'd never be invited to a stag do

 

 

 

He's a sociopath.

 

Also strikes me as a loner, someone who prefers his own company. The type who would prefer to stay indoors, playing computer games by themselves all day, instead of going out and having to interact with other people.

[McDog]

Just now, Jewel said:

He's a sociopath.

 

Also strikes me as a loner, someone who prefers his own company. The type who would prefer to stay indoors, playing computer games by themselves all day, instead of going out and having to interact with other people.

 

 

To be fair, being an introvert isn't being a sociopath. Being a fucking asshole in how you go about things isn't good. Throwing your mates to the side whilst doing it in a completely unacceptable way opens you up to being thought a fucking rat.

[r0cafella]

Let's be honest though, Liverpool are the luckiest club on this planet. Any other club in this situation and it's a fucking nuclear disaster but because our owners will happily bail them out and fund the rebuild they have absolutely nothing to worry about. 

[GideonShandy]

1 hour ago, Jewel said:

They need to bring in Steven Gerrard ASAP. He's the only one who can sort out this mess.

Any excuse is good enough for resurrecting this classic.

 

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10192591/Steven-Gerrard-Aston-Villa-perfect-fit-Newcastle-blew-chance-appointing-him.html

 

[Optimistic Nut]

4 hours ago, Moose said:

 

Great post. I always found Scousers (both red and blue) to be great people, very similar to Geordies in many aspects. I try to make the distinction between them and eScouser gimps who crawled out the woodwork during the Isak saga

 

It wasn't the eScousers who booed Newcastle off the pitch a few years ago for having the audacity to try to protect a point there. The lot of them are cunts. 

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by Optimistic Nut

[Mattoon]

Absolutely loving the downfall of the rat and for the whole club to be in disarray and complete abject failure at the same time is precious schadenfreude for the soul, couldn't have happened to a more deserving club and though it's never going to be permanent, I will revel in every moment of it.

 

Their grandstanding of "the best transfer window ever" their lording of their position in the pecking order of football when it came to Isak and our "audacity" of not gift wrapping the rat for them, Slots behaviour and ironic jibes aimed towards our club, their air of superiority and derision of "little old Newcastle" all coming back to haunt them in the most artistic way possible. The only thing that could make this better is us winning something, them winning nothing and us finishing above them in every competition we share, its no more than the rat and the arrogant scousers deserve. Lastly, I hope that the rat continues to choke in front of goal and his groin explodes into a million pieces, such is my bitterness of all things scouse.

 

Pure poetry.

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by Mattoon

[Groundhog63]

Liverpool related, rats etc etc... 

[gdm]

6 hours ago, The College Dropout said:

If his point was purely that Salah hasn’t been performing this season and going to the media is unprofessional and makes him look overly arrogant - I would agree. 
 

But instead he’s done what Salah said he would do.  Attacked Salah and Said a bunch of irrelevant things to denigrate one of the greatest players in Liverpool history.  Even the tracking back thing is a lie for the majority of his time at the club.  
 

Shearer and Lineker spoke about it. Both having been in Salah’s shoes and said far more sensible takes. 

Yeah that’s fair 

[Nucasol]

7 hours ago, SteV said:

https://x.com/stove1892/status/1998049276669378794?s=46&t=OQLMckSuatbpqWF13Al4mQ

 

 

 

The potato heeded mess couldn’t batter a piece of cod, let alone 4 blokes.

[gbandit]

As much as Salah’s quotes are awful it’s clear that Slot has zero man management skills. He’s completely fucked it time and again in his comments about players, wonder how close he is to losing the dressing room 

[Yorkie]

I've not read any Liverpool fan pages so I might be underestimating the scale of allegiance to Salah, but I feel like his actions might have given Slot a bit of a reprieve. The writing is probably on the wall for the bloke but I'd expect he'll have gained some sympathy over this situation, given what Salah has done is easy to side against. 

[ExiledGeordie]

10 minutes ago, gbandit said:

As much as Salah’s quotes are awful it’s clear that Slot has zero man management skills. He’s completely fucked it time and again in his comments about players, wonder how close he is to losing the dressing room 

Didn’t he say something about Konate being near the “crime scene” too often 😂

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, ExiledGeordie said:

Didn’t he say something about Konate being near the “crime scene” too often 😂

He did 

[ExiledGeordie]

I’m not convinced Slot has the pedigree to turn the situation around, he looks a bit lost. You can’t spend 400m then start saying you’re missing a Jacob Murphy type player, that’s not exactly going to wash with Liverpool fans.

[Lush Vlad]

9 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

I've not read any Liverpool fan pages so I might be underestimating the scale of allegiance to Salah, but I feel like his actions might have given Slot a bit of a reprieve. The writing is probably on the wall for the bloke but I'd expect he'll have gained some sympathy over this situation, given what Salah has done is easy to side against. 

Liverpool fans I know, only a few actual scousers, granted. All wanted Slot gone weeks ago. But at the same time, have been fairly damning in their criticism of Salah this season. 
 

Not sure if bombshell helps them or not. I

suppose with the latter it does. But maybe the board then stick behind Slot. 
 

Although if Lord Varys keeps talking so much shite. He’ll talk himself out of the job. I think he said the other day something like the only way to score against a low block is a moment of magic or a setpiece. That is Bacon Bruce levels of bollocks. 

[duo]

Salah has basically fallen into Slot's trap - notice all news is about Salah now and not how poor Slot has been.

[HawK]

On 01/09/2025 at 00:49, HawK said:

Probably going to be a very unpopular post, but I think 125m is a good price for him at his age, I don't think he's going to get better and we've already seen the best of him. I think we're selling him at his peak or just past it.

 

[ExiledGeordie]

4 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

Liverpool fans I know, only a few actual scousers, granted. All wanted Slot gone weeks ago. But at the same time, have been fairly damning in their criticism of Salah this season. 
 

Not sure if bombshell helps them or not. I

suppose with the latter it does. But maybe the board then stick behind Slot. 
 

Although if Lord Varys keeps talking so much shite. He’ll talk himself out of the job. I think he said the other day something like the only way to score against a low block is a moment of magic or a setpiece. That is Bacon Bruce levels of bollocks. 

Yeah his unraveling comments are a far cry from the composed, measured Slot of last season. Since it’s gone tits up he’s completely lost all that never mind throwing in loads of petty jibes and commments. I quite liked him initially but the petty comments stuff about nufc and the tedious comments about other teams tactics playing long ball etc (Man U at home) I just think “oh fuck off mate”. You’ve spent a barrel load of cash, it’s going tits up and you don’t look like you know what to do about it. 

 

 

Edited December 9, 2025 by ExiledGeordie