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Alexander Isak - International C*nt


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1 hour ago, Heron said:

On which page did this debacle start?

 

(For the record- I'm not searching- cause I don't actually care that much. But go on...you're now more curious than I am.)

 

Around page 655 he didn't travel to Asia. Wonder if some poor soul has read all +700 pages after that? :lol:

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Pata said:

 

Around page 655 he didn't travel to Asia. Wonder if some poor soul has read all +700 pages after that? :lol:

 

 

 

 

Was wondering the same yesterday seeing the number of pages ramping up. What was the turning point between hero and zero, and what the ratio is for the zero phase. 

 

Like a metaphor for his legacy at the club. With time and every extra page, it just keeps getting worse and the good times get gradually overshadowed and fade away. 

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1 hour ago, OverThere said:

I'm now wondering whether he almost threw those last 6-7 games? Hmmm

So we didn't get Champions League and he would get his move out? Aye. Can believe that theory now tbh.

 

Probably was pissed off that Man Utd fucked his plans beating Villa on the final day too.

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8 minutes ago, nufcjb said:

So we didn't get Champions League and he would get his move out? Aye. Can believe that theory now tbh.

 

Probably was pissed off that Man Utd fucked his plans beating Villa on the final day too.

So how does him scoring two penalties in games 34 and 35 (the second which secured a draw in injury time) factor into this theory?

 

He could've sent them to the moon Beckham style or easily telegraphed which direction to the keeper.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pandamninator said:

So how does him scoring two penalties in games 34 and 35 (the second which secured a draw in injury time) factor into this theory?

 

He could've easily sent them to the moon Beckham style or easily telegraphed which direction to the keeper.

 

 

 

Too obvious. Narrative would be all about him scuppering Newcastle's Champions League dreams and him moving on would have made him look like a cunt.

 

Now though, he is a fully certified cunt. 

 

Entitled to your own opinion. That's my narrative for this rat now.

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1 hour ago, andycap said:

There was game last season where he fucked about for no reason Barnes looked furious with him cannot recall the team we played but it was at home. Almost like he wasn't arsed at all. 

Brentford at home? First game after the cup final.

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I still think a lot of it stems from how useless Wilson was, we ran Isak into the ground, he doesn't have the best energy reserves as it is but we didn't have any options to bring him off, I'd imagine it was as infuriating at times for Isak as it was for us to see him ambling around. And I say that through gritted teeth as right now, I'd hate to give him any credit. He should have been supported better.

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I don't think he was deliberately trying to cost us points but it's definitely fair to say he had basically checked out after the cup final.  We all thought he was injured for them last 10 games . He did the same at the start of last season as well when it now transpires he was pissed off about the new contract offer being withdrawn.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Think Howe would have put him in for the last game after missing the one before, if he thought he was trying to sabotage a top 5 finish? :lol:

 

Bloody hell, man. 

Yes, last season isak was undroppable- end of. It’s the one thing Howe struggles with, that and subs.

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5 hours ago, Pandamninator said:

So how does him scoring two penalties in games 34 and 35 (the second which secured a draw in injury time) factor into this theory?

 

He could've sent them to the moon Beckham style or easily telegraphed which direction to the keeper.

 

 

 

No one is accepting cold hard facts in this scenario mate 

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