West Ham United 1-5 Newcastle United (05/04/2023)

[Mazzy]

Great thing about that was the fact the last 10 minutes was a nothing affair. Saved our legs even if its just a little bit for Brentford.

[elbee909]

Really was a five star showing. Rain or shine, we systemaddict-ly tore then apart. Can't wait another minute for the next game etc.

[The Bonk]

That lazer from Bruno to Big Joe for the 5th was ludicrous. Pure sex.

[Beren]

Can't believe how effortless that Joelinton second finish was - wew. 

[LV]

What beautiful chaos

[Lush Vlad]

Well…. That was fun  

 

MOTM? Who the fuck cares. Just nice that we were fairly ruthless with our finishing for a change. 

[Hudson]

2 minutes ago, Unbelievable said:

FT. Get in! Can’t wait for the next game.

Who we beating next ?

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Ameritoon said:

 

This is so good  He's so fucking cool

The fact that Isak and Fabianski are posing identically really does it for me 

[Willow]

Still can't get over looking at the table

 

It feels like a dream, that I'd be woken up from by a loud Steve Bruce fart in my face

[LiquidAK]

Pretty sure schar got the armband after trippier and burn went off. I realise I’m the only one who cares but squad hierarchy is fascinating to me  and fab deserves it after surviving Bruce 

[SiLvOR]

Is Bruno alright? Looks a bit fuming/hurt?

[Guybrush]

Well, that was just delightful.

[54]

Well thats a pleasing result  

 

Was weird that one for me personally, as I missed the first half and for whatever reason I find it hard to get as emotionally attached and blinkered as if I was going in fresh, then I missed the 3rd goal as I was making a cup of tea, and all jeopardy was gone. So just have this weird happy but not as happy as i'd normally be feeling  

[PhilT]

Fantastic up top tonight. Looked dangerous every time we went forward and subs just added quality. Wouldn’t fancy playing us at the minute. 

[Mazzy]

20 goals conceded in 28 games now. I think that stills sounds alright. 

[Andy84]

Don’t even think we played that well,

could have went up a gear or 2 

[Bada Bing]

I didn't expect that. Quite stunned

[Pilko]

That's been overdue for a long time, one of those games where most of what we creates goes into the back of the net. Fucking brilliant all round by the lads.

 

Had a feeling of the Brentford home game which funnily enough ended the same score & also involved Murph picking someone's pocket for a goal.

 

West Ham are proper dross. Reckon that'll be Moyesy getting the tin tack tomorrow morn.

[Klaus]

We didn't even play that well

 

  

[KaKa]

3 minutes ago, STM said:

Haven't even played well.

 

This is the thing!

 

I must admit after the first half it was very telling how much we missed Isak in our build up play. His dropping into space to link things and also carry the ball makes us so much better. Without him now, it is glaringly obvious that our control of games drops off.

 

Wilson scored two though, so thankfully he made up for things in a different way.

[Holloway]

heh heh strange and wild evening

[gbandit]

Just now, SiLvOR said:

Is Bruno alright? Looks a bit fuming/hurt?

Turned it off at the whistle, was he hunched down?

[bigfella]

Waiting for Redknapp to say all of our goals were lucky now.

I mean, he'd have a point with a couple of them but 5-1 COME ON!!

[black_n_white]

Have to say that was an outstanding second half, totally blew them away. It’s also been a long time since we could bring on such quality from the bench.

[Kid Icarus]

Both of our 5-1s this season have been weird like.  What a succulent result 

 

Pope: 6

Trippier: 8.5

Schär: 7

Botman: 7

Burn: 4.5

Longstaff: 7

Bruno: 8

Joelinton: 8.5

Murphy: 7.5

Wilson: 8

ASM: 8

 

Gordon: 7.5

Isak: 8

Willock: 8