Anthony Elanga

[bobbydazzla]

4 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Incredible how you still don't understand what it's for.

 

I know exactly what it's for ya dafty.

 

It's actually possible to have a comprehensive understanding of what something is, whilst also hating that thing that you have a comprehensive understanding of.

 

Michael McIntyre, Coldplay, Sketchers, xG. They all fall into that category. 

 

 

Edited December 23, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Kid Icarus]

I'll take your word for it.

[Kid Icarus]

13 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

I know exactly what it's for ya dafty.

 

It's actually possible to have a comprehensive understanding of what something is, whilst also hating that thing that you have a comprehensive understanding of.

 

Michael McIntyre, Coldplay, Sketchers, xG. They all fall into that category. 

 

 

 

 

Get you and your like added Bobby

 

 

 

Edited December 23, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[bobbydazzla]

11 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

 

Get you and your like added Bobby

 

 

 

 

 

 

That actually happened to me once in the bogs at Waterloo station late at night.

 

I was bloke in the orange top. Bloke in turquoise shook his willy vigorously trying to make his wee come out.

 

It was before stat nonces started quoting xG though. Halcyon days.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 23, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[PauloGeordio]

“'Really strange' - Eddie Howe reveals the truth behind Anthony Elanga's struggles at Newcastle United”

 

“Howe said: “I think it's really strange, because I think if you put all his best moments together in a Newcastle shirt, you'd put a showreel together of a player that's got some unbelievable attributes and has done some really, really good things for the team.”

 

“Even the moment on Saturday, I think not many other players would have been able to elevate themselves into that position because they wouldn't have his speed and his athleticism to get there in the first place. So, I think sometimes we're very quick to analyse things negatively rather than the positive.”

 

 

“Yes, the end part was just slightly missing. And I'd say that's been probably the thing that's held Anthony back from getting the recognition and the praise that I think is to come in the future for him. And the actual end product, the goals and assists that we know that he will want, we will want from him.

“But it's there, the tools are there. And a lot of it comes with feeling, it comes with confidence, it comes with the belonging aspect. And when you come to a new club, as quickly as you can feel those things, the better player you'll have.

“I really believe in him, that's never wavered from me. I see the professional that he is and how hard he's worked behind the scenes and how well he wants to do. One of our best trainers every single day.

“So, I think when you put all those things together, then I believe really strongly that Anthony will have a great time here.”

 

It’ll come. Today would be a good time to shine HTL.

 

 

 

 

[gbandit]

Such a top manager, thank fuck Elanga has him 

[Menace]

Getting my vocal cords ready to boo this guy later on.

[RobS]

Out injured after picking up an injury against. Chelsea apparently?!

[mattypnufc]

Useless. And injured. 

[Dr.Spaceman]

Hopefully been ostracized after handing in a transfer request 

[GEFAFWISP]

Utter prick this lad. Denying us a boo boy the selfish git.

[Cf]

Wouldn't be surprised if there's nothing wrong with him but just wants a bit more time on the training pitch with him and to take him out of the limelight a bit. 

[timeEd32]

Do think he’ll come good eventually (or at least much better than now), but I feel a lot better about those quotes applying to Ramsey in the near term.

[joeyt]

He might just be injured, lads

[Pilko]

1 minute ago, Cf said:

Wouldn't be surprised if there's nothing wrong with him but just wants a bit more time on the training pitch with him and to take him out of the limelight a bit. 

 

Highly doubt we're sitting down match fit £55m signings for that reason when there's three untried academy lads making up the numbers, like.

[RS]

£15m bid by Brentford accepted 

[Sibierski]

17 minutes ago, joeyt said:

He might just be injured, lads

The only thing he had going was being durable. 
 

Now he doesn’t even have that.

[joeyt]

1 minute ago, Sibierski said:

The only thing he had going was being durable. 
 

Now he doesn’t even have that.

 

For picking up a slight injury?

[gbandit]

Sibierski’s on a heavy doom loop. Best to just ignore 

[Donut]

Being loaned out when the window opens apparently. 

[SAK]

2 minutes ago, Donut said:

Being loaned out when the window opens apparently. 

Sauce plz.

[PauloGeordio]

2 minutes ago, Donut said:

Being loaned out when the window opens apparently. 

Where’s this from? I would doubt Eddie giving up on him so soon after chasing him for so long.

[Vinny Green Balls]

2 minutes ago, SAK said:

Sauce plz.

The Hearst Tower, setting the bar on yellow journalism.

[TheBrownBottle]

11 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

 

 

“Howe said: “I think it's really strange, because I think if you put all his best moments together in a Newcastle shirt, you'd put a showreel together of a player that's got some unbelievable attributes and has done some really, really good things for the team.”

 

 

I think you’d struggle to put together a ten second tik tok video, Edward 

[TRC]

His best performance for us today