Menace Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, The College Dropout said: Haway man he’s only 29. Not played a crazy amount of football. Not had a lot of injuries. Could have another 4 years at the top. Grim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexumaster Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 How much for Callum Wilson? If we can get him on the cheap for a year it might help while Wissa settles and picks up game time/sharpness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I have an idea https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/spieler/vertragslosespieler/statistik/1/plus//galerie/0?ausrichtung=alle&spielerposition_id=14&land_id=alle&altersklasse=&wettbewerb_id=alle&seit=alle&yt0=Show Just invite them all and see who turns up. Inject Jacob Murphy with performance-enhancing drugs and, with some sort of converted tennis ball machine, just get him banging in low cross after low cross. The 2 strikers with the highest conversion rate after 20 shots go to a bad foot sudden death, where they have to trap a wayward pass from our midfielders and get a shot away with the wrong foot. If it gets within 3 metres of either post, then they get a contract. Include Woltemade and Wissa so we have a control group for the test too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 minute ago, TaylorJ_01 said: I have an idea https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/spieler/vertragslosespieler/statistik/1/plus//galerie/0?ausrichtung=alle&spielerposition_id=14&land_id=alle&altersklasse=&wettbewerb_id=alle&seit=alle&yt0=Show Just invite them all and see who turns up. Inject Jacob Murphy with performance-enhancing drugs and, with some sort of converted tennis ball machine, just get him banging in low cross after low cross. The 2 strikers with the highest conversion rate after 20 shots go to a bad foot sudden death, where they have to trap a wayward pass from our midfielders and get a shot away with the wrong foot. If it gets within 3 metres of either post, then they get a contract. Include Woltemade and Wissa so we have a control group for the test too. How on earth is Chicharito the same age as Diego Costa? How on earth is Ighalo younger than Chicharito? It feels like Chicarito has been in his early 20s for the last 15 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilcline Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, TaylorJ_01 said: I have an idea https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/spieler/vertragslosespieler/statistik/1/plus//galerie/0?ausrichtung=alle&spielerposition_id=14&land_id=alle&altersklasse=&wettbewerb_id=alle&seit=alle&yt0=Show Just invite them all and see who turns up. Inject Jacob Murphy with performance-enhancing drugs and, with some sort of converted tennis ball machine, just get him banging in low cross after low cross. The 2 strikers with the highest conversion rate after 20 shots go to a bad foot sudden death, where they have to trap a wayward pass from our midfielders and get a shot away with the wrong foot. If it gets within 3 metres of either post, then they get a contract. Include Woltemade and Wissa so we have a control group for the test too. My big takeaway from that list is I'm amazed more of them haven't played for West Ham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 He's more seasoned than Elanga so it might take a bit longer to completely crush his confidence. Hopefully some big misses v Wolves and it's open season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 23 minutes ago, The Prophet said: He's more seasoned than Elanga so it might take a bit longer to completely crush his confidence. Hopefully some big misses v Wolves and it's open season. we’ve become entitled very very quickly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) It does feel like people are waiting to turn ok certain players Gordon is playing himself out of the hate. Elanga is in deep. Wolte, Wissa, Ramsey and any GK is next. Tonali can misplace passes to his Hearts content mind. Edited January 14 by The College Dropout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc123 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 1 hour ago, The College Dropout said: It does feel like people are waiting to turn ok certain players Not sure anyone is waiting to do that. It must be allowed to be critical against players when they dont perform. When we pay a premium for PL players I expect them to contribute heavily. Elanga at times can barely do a basic pass. Sometimes even that is too much. Its shocking, there is no getaway from that. Ramsey the same. He can atleast do the basics, but we got to expect more attacking numbers from him. I really like Gordon as a player, but he didnt perform for months. Both our goalkeepers have done a lot of weird things, sometimes good, but done enough poor performances to get criticized. Edited January 14 by nufc123 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 8 hours ago, The College Dropout said: Haway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 46 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said: Outstanding reference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) Can we sign this guy just for the flags/song potential please? Rasmus Wiedesheim-Paul Centre-Forward 26 01/01/2026 €450k Edited January 14 by Cookie1892 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Coming back from major injury, five starts with maybe 400 total minutes played. Two goals Let's maybe wait a few weeks before we Elanga him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) Even factoring in the lack of a preseason and the injury. I’ve found him very disappointing so far. His touch is bad, he is slower than I thought and he was born offside. No idea how he mostly used to play wide. As his fundamentals are not good (there is a theme there with our players). Our team don’t help our strikers at all, mind. Feeding off scraps, isolated and we rarely get them involved in the build up or get players near them. Which must be an instruction from Howe and how he wants us to set up. Not sure what would be worse? If it is an instruction or just a failing of our players and their ability…… Edited January 18 by Lush Vlad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ9 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Not looking good this lad. Another one from the summer that’s failing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, Lush Vlad said: Even factoring in the lack of a preseason and the injury. I’ve found him very disappointing so far. His touch is bad, he is slower than I thought and he was born offside. No idea how he mostly used to play wide. As his fundamentals are not good (there is a theme there with our players). Our team don’t help our strikers at all, mind. Feeding off scraps, isolated and we rarely get them involved in the build up or get players near them. Which must be an instruction from Howe and how he wants us to set up. Not sure what would be worse? If it is an instruction or just a failing of our players and their ability…… I thought him coming back would see us perform much better but he’s been poor so far. I fear that spending £50 million on a player who had one great season at midtable Brentford may not have been as good a signing as I expected it to be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Even factoring in the lack of a preseason and the injury. I’ve found him very disappointing so far. His touch is bad, he is slower than I thought and he was born offside. No idea how he mostly used to play wide. As his fundamentals are not good (there is a theme there with our players). Our team don’t help our strikers at all, mind. Feeding off scraps, isolated and we rarely get them involved in the build up or get players near them. Which must be an instruction from Howe and how he wants us to set up. Not sure what would be worse? If it is an instruction or just a failing of our players and their ability…… Stop twisting and moaning man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 His touch creates some great chances for the opposition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 6 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Even factoring in the lack of a preseason and the injury. I’ve found him very disappointing so far. His touch is bad, he is slower than I thought and he was born offside. No idea how he mostly used to play wide. As his fundamentals are not good (there is a theme there with our players). Our team don’t help our strikers at all, mind. Feeding off scraps, isolated and we rarely get them involved in the build up or get players near them. Which must be an instruction from Howe and how he wants us to set up. Not sure what would be worse? If it is an instruction or just a failing of our players and their ability…… Decent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 He doesn't look fit tbqh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) To be fair it’s not easy being striker at this team, same goes for Woltemade. Isak would have not scored double figures if he was still here. Either one of our strikers did not get pre-season and we don’t seem to have basic plan for attacks. Edited January 18 by Elephant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said: Stop twisting and moaning man Is it bad that I was waiting for this from you? Predictable You’ll be fine Wednesday. Your beloved PSG will batter us so you’ll be happy for once, at least Edited January 18 by Lush Vlad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 His touch is worse than I realised tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, samptime29 said: His touch is worse than I realised tbh. He tries some fancy flicks which have failed mostly, but if they came off they would open teams up. Might just be his touch is still off after a long lay off. Or maybe it was never that good, I didn't pay that much attention when he was at Brentford tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1st touch is a pass 2nd touch a tackle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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