Nick Woltemade

[Yorkie]

1 minute ago, GEFAFWISP said:

Sesko levels of cowardice going for #27.

 

Has this happened?

[TBG]

Number 9 Neave has a good ring to it 

[Miggys First Goal]

#27

 

Probably going to wait until the 10th penalty until he steps up in a shootout. 

[alexf]

Actually think it's quite smart. Doesn't need any extra pressure than he will already have and the 9 shirt can be an extra weight.

 

Just look at what it did to the last big money striker signing from Germany who's best position was rumoured to be not necessarily in the 9 position.

[wormy]

14 minutes ago, JT24 said:

 

 

Dread to think how many stadium tours he's been on just to take these types of pictures.

[PRL]

My classic 90s shirt is adorned with Albert 27. So I’m happy with this. 

[Rabster]

2 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

 

Has this happened?

Keith Downie has been saying that Wissa is specifically eyeing the iconic number 9 shirt.

[charlie13]

5 minutes ago, alexf said:

 

Isn't this lad like in his mid 20's by now? 

 

What's the deal with this chap? And moreover why is he so disliked on here? I'm not a fan of his in the slightest but interested to know why he's disliked so much over other toon YouTubers 

 

I mean he gives off creepy man child vibes which maybe is all that is needed to be disliked...

[charlie13]

O and I of course I agree about how utterly pathetic that photo of him in that shirt is too.

[54]

Clearly he's a massive LuaLua fan

 

[Stifler]

21 minutes ago, Fak said:

Obviously Adam Pearson already had Woltemade #9 on his shirt. 

It’s fine, under my sell Isak to Liverpool conditions, this would be classed as a returned Isak shirt that Liverpool have to refund.

[Sibierski]

Grew up watching Saviet banger against West Ham and from there on always dreamt of wearing 27 and doing same for Newcastle.

[Stifler]

3 minutes ago, wormy said:

 

Dread to think how many stadium tours he's been on just to take these types of pictures.

In the picture there, you think it says Stadium Tours with only the T of the tours appearing, but actually it says Stadium Trauma, because he’s visited so often.

[Chris_R]

Good thing about this is it tells Isak he can't go because we still don't have a number 9.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by Chris_R

[Dyeyzzon]

Probably 27's a Mitrovic-style 4+5 = 9

[HayDen Traces]

Random number choice, maybe he has an attachment to it. Like Bruno with 39 or Ramsey with 41...

[Colos Short and Curlies]

1 minute ago, Dyeyzzon said:

Probably 27's a Mitrovic-style 4+5 = 9

 

The 1+8 worn by Zamarano will never be bettered

[simonsays]

31 minutes ago, stozo said:

I mean I guess the lad can choose whatever number he wants, but with #9 being currently vacant and it being our iconic striker shirt, you would think our club record signing would take it. Ho Hum. 

Unless Woltemade is the Wilson replacement after all...

[Kid Icarus]

42 minutes ago, JT24 said:

 

That's:

 

Isak 9

Elanga 14

Woltemade 9

 

That's he's got this summer. Fucking daft shite.

[Teslact]

3 hours ago, loki679 said:

Need to get Yasir a pad in the north east.  The man certainly gets shit done.

 

Wonder if the Duke would sell us his place.......

 

He might stay at Matfen Hall. My wife was at the spa there on Monday and an entourage of black SUVs left at the same time.

[Nucasol]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

That's:

 

Isak 9

Elanga 14

Woltemade 9

 

That's he's got this summer. Fucking daft shite.

His mam and dad will be stotting. He’s frittering away his bond/deposit and they’ll have to put up with the little wanker in the back bedroom for another 10 years.

[Optimistic Nut]

46 minutes ago, ponsaelius said:

#27 ffs

 

Should be kept for centre-backs. 

[Menace]

6 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

That's:

 

Isak 9

Elanga 14

Woltemade 9

 

That's he's got this summer. Fucking daft shite.

 

He posts on here doesn't he?

[TorchyTBB]

I ike Adam P, his heart is in the right place, he supports the team that we all do and he travels the world supporting the team.  Good luck to him.

[duo]