Miggys First Goal Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Throw ins, too. Taking it 20 yards away from where the ball actually went out of play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 On 03/01/2022 at 21:48, Miggys First Goal said: Throw ins, too. Taking it 20 yards away from where the ball actually went out of play. Expand The “Ashley Cole” tactic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 04/01/2022 at 20:17, carpetman1 said: This may have been raised previously, but calling clubs by the name they have in their own country. I saw some bloke on the Youtube today, going through a list of players who's contract are up soon. This local lad can barely string a sentence together in English. "Meelan". Then there is the Tripper talk. "Atletico", or even worse, "Atleti". Do we believe the fans in those places say "Newcassel" or "Sunlun"? Mind you with the latter, you might be met with a shrug. Expand They’re called Atletico. Anyone saying Athletico is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 04/01/2022 at 20:22, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: They’re called Atletico. Anyone saying Athletico is wrong. Expand I must admit like, I say "Chooreefoh" for Chorizo and "Halahpenyo" for Jalapeño like. I like to try and make the effort. Even if some think I'm a peenees. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 The amount of times players get an opening about 20 yards away and just blast it as hard as they can. No thought as to getting it on target they just leather it and hope it's actually on target. 95% of these shots fly high, wide or both and the opportunity goes instantly. Absolutely infuriating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Stopping play for players who are clearly fit enough to walk off the pitch. Hurt your wrist? Get off then or get up as we are kicking off now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 20:06, midds said: The amount of times players get an opening about 20 yards away and just blast it as hard as they can. No thought as to getting it on target they just leather it and hope it's actually on target. 95% of these shots fly high, wide or both and the opportunity goes instantly. Absolutely infuriating Expand Couldn’t agree more. But I also hate the fact teams will often completely overplay it. Running down the wing and rather than whipping a cross in, they turn around and go backwards. It’s then passed backwards to the keeper and starts again. I think that’s why some poacher strikers don’t ever really make it anymore (Armstrong, Gayle etc.) it’s not necessarily that they’re not good enough but teams don’t play in any sort of way to leave them with a chance in the box. You need to be able to create your own chances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Anymore? I'm looking to add to my repertoire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 What on Earth would you call them other than Atletico? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Players having stupid squad numbers. Palmer for Man City has no. 80 I used to be a right OCD freak on FM. My most other able starting XI would be 1-11 in correct numbers and I’d fill the rest of the squad from 12 (GK) onwards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 07/01/2022 at 21:12, TheGuv said: Players having stupid squad numbers. Palmer for Man City has no. 80 I used to be a right OCD freak on FM. My most other able starting XI would be 1-11 in correct numbers and I’d fill the rest of the squad from 12 (GK) onwards Expand Just clubs giving players in their u23 and u18 setups a first-team squad number, isn’t it? We don’t really see it as most of our kids are too shite to ever get a look in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 07/01/2022 at 21:16, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: Just clubs giving players in their u23 and u18 setups a first-team squad number, isn’t it? We don’t really see it as most of our kids are too shite to ever get a look in. Expand True true. Would 40 not be alright though? I mean 80 man. Come on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Professional footballers who can't fucking strike a ball with any conviction. Professional footballers shit scared to even strike a ball. Not being able to weight simple passes and through balls. Newcastle in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 22:30, NE27 said: Professional footballers who can't fucking strike a ball with any conviction. Professional footballers shit scared to even strike a ball. Not being able to weight simple passes and through balls. Newcastle in general. Expand There is no excuse for any of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 "the ball was recycled" ffs the ball was put back in...Brian Moore nailed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 The fawning/reluctance to talk over YNWA during every televised Liverpool home game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number37 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 As a bit of a segway into a potentially daft question, do Rodgers and Hammerstein (or their estates) get a slice of the action each and every single time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Putting a random S on the end of players names it started with Hendricks, he’s irrelevant now and doesn’t play so I don’t have to hear it so much but it’s started again with Woods, it’s fucking Hendrick and Wood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Jack 'Wilshire' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 17/01/2022 at 15:59, Newintoon said: Putting a random S on the end of players names it started with Hendricks, he’s irrelevant now and doesn’t play so I don’t have to hear it so much but it’s started again with Woods, it’s fucking Hendrick and Wood Expand Chris Woods was trending on Twitter after we signed him. Anyway, respect from a Lee Clarke fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Chrissy Houghton is a lovely bloke too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 17/01/2022 at 16:47, Disco said: Chris Woods was trending on Twitter after we signed him. Anyway, respect from a Lee Clarke fan. Expand Heard he was apparently sat in the Leazers end against Watford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Tammy Abrahams as well. It is irrationally infuriating like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number37 Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 (edited) Then there was Rolando Aaron's. Maybe extenuating circumstances with autocorrect but no, not really, doesn't make it hurt any less. Edited January 17, 2022 by number37 Emboldened the error Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzaschicken Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Professional players who can't use their weaker foot. Like 100k a week to kick a football and you can only do it with 1 of the 2 feet you have. Like all the graft that goes into getting to the top level and training yourself to equalise both feet has never happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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