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Foreign pundits on UK programming. Feel like their pitied on by the rest of the panel, sometimes they think they’re the star of the show, try to be funny and it’s cringe. They don’t get the banter half the time and it’s really hard viewing.

 

there are some good ones like Dietmar Hamman. Excellent English, can mix it up with the jokes and is highly intelligent. I’m watching Ginola right now and he’s looking like a clown. Henry is probably the worst. I’m sure in France he’d be a riot but over here it’s cringe. 

 

 

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The recent buzzword of 'controlling the game'. A team can dominate a game, but never control it. And it's in the nature of the beast that a team can dominate, fail to score and then have the opposition break away and win it in last minute.

 

I like the Cloughie quote - it only takes a second to score a goal. Part of the game's attraction is its unpredictability, with defence turning into attack in a single moment.

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23 hours ago, Cronky said:

The recent buzzword of 'controlling the game'. A team can dominate a game, but never control it. And it's in the nature of the beast that a team can dominate, fail to score and then have the opposition break away and win it in last minute.

 

I like the Cloughie quote - it only takes a second to score a goal. Part of the game's attraction is its unpredictability, with defence turning into attack in a single moment.

 

In the light of yesterday's game, I think I deserve the Nostradamus Award.

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Modern day football fans.

 

Man Utd penalty at Arsenal yesterday, how many phones in view? Just fucking enjoy the moment ffs. 
 

I hate videos like that in general, you can’t properly understand the scenes of celebrating a goal, it doesn’t capture it at all.

 

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On 24/04/2022 at 20:44, Fantail Breeze said:

Modern day football fans.

 

Man Utd penalty at Arsenal yesterday, how many phones in view? Just fucking enjoy the moment ffs. 
 

I hate videos like that in general, you can’t properly understand the scenes of celebrating a goal, it doesn’t capture it at all.

 

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same at gigs now too. Who even watches the videos back? Or is it purely for a few likes on social media? Shite like.

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Radio commentators making out the temperature is exceptional one way or the other when its almost always clement and been experienced thousands of times by the listeners without fuss.

 

 

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On 24/04/2022 at 20:44, Fantail Breeze said:

Modern day football fans.

 

Man Utd penalty at Arsenal yesterday, how many phones in view? Just fucking enjoy the moment ffs. 
 

I hate videos like that in general, you can’t properly understand the scenes of celebrating a goal, it doesn’t capture it at all.

 

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You know I never really had a problem with it before this season. One or two doing it and putting it up on social media is quite handy, because you can go back and watch it from a different pov. It’s getting ridiculous now though. At what point do you begin to realise there are hundreds of not thousands of people with the same content?

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56 minutes ago, TBG said:

Every time Dan 'two Premier League goals in 96 appearances' Burn, is made out to be Shearer in the box when we get a free kick or corner. 

 

His heading is dreadful :lol:

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2 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said:

The weird trend of putting your arms behind your back when attempting to block a pass or shot.

 

It makes you less mobile and balanced and less likely to get a firm block on the ball. 

 

Blame VAR.

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Just now, Yorkie said:

 

Blame VAR.

 

Happened pre-VAR. 

 

It’s also much easier to keep your arms in a natural position than try and defend holding them behind your back.

 

The amount of penalties given for handball in those situations is actually so slim too.

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2 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Swear it only started happening with such frequency when VAR started giving all those ridiculous handball pens.

 

Not the best source, but article here from 2015 talking about it:

 

https://zapsportz.com/defenders-hands-are-tied-these-days-but-they-shouldnt-be-behind-their-back-says-glenn-hoddle/

 

It’s improved in it’s frequency with VAR, but it’s gone on for years.

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