Guest firetotheworks Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 He's got an ott toilet mouth as well. No need for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Jack Colback and his lass (too good for him) in Cruise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mick Lowes literally propping the bar up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mick Lowes literally propping the bar up. Surprised he didn't bring the fucking place down, mustn't have leant on a supporting wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 He's a proper heavy drinker apparently. Having said that, judging by the size of him and the fact he's currently in a bar, it isn't hard to work out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 He's a proper heavy drinker apparently. Having said that, judging by the size of him and the fact he's currently in a bar, it isn't hard to work out. A couple of years ago, I lived the student accommodation opposite St James' and used to occasionally pop into Shearer's. I saw him a couple of times drink so much that it astonished me that he could be on the radio the following afternoon seemingly fine. Was actually impressive. On a Monday night, he always used to meet John Anderson down there after he had finished on the BBC and they watched the MNF together. Usually it was literally dead, nearly always less than ten or fifteen people in unless it was a big game, John was always alright, but Mick was a total prick as you might expect shouting out stuff as if he was commentating. On about 80 minutes he used to get the bar staff to ring him a cab and then there was always some fuss. If the taxi parked on the other side of the street (as in facing the Sandman Hotel), he would just refuse to get in and make the taxi turn around so he didn't have as far to walk. He wouldn't even go outside, as he could see from his stool that the taxi wasn't parked where he wanted it. Sometimes this p*ssed the drivers off to the extent that he would have to call a different firm and you would have the same carry on. Used to think he was a proper big shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The "bigger" you are, the more alcohol it takes to wreck you. If someone is twice as big as you, they usually can drink twice as much as you before they're as drunk as you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 He's a proper heavy drinker apparently. Having said that, judging by the size of him and the fact he's currently in a bar, it isn't hard to work out. he's not known as 'stella mick' for nowt. proper piss head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 He's a proper heavy drinker apparently. Having said that, judging by the size of him and the fact he's currently in a bar, it isn't hard to work out. he's not known as 'stella mick' for nowt. proper piss head. Does everyone shout " Miiiiiiiiiiiiiick " when he walks in the bar with one lone bar woman saying " Michael " ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Sounds awful, but he genuinely looks like he's about to die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Does Fabio Borini live in town? Pretty sure I saw him in Heaton Sainsburys about an hour ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Sounds awful, but he genuinely looks like he's about to die. :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Does Fabio Borini live in town? Pretty sure I saw him in Heaton Sainsburys about an hour ago. Thought it had to be written in every Mackem players' contract that they had to reside in Newcastle when doing anything other than official club business. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mick Lowes literally propping the bar up. Surprised he didn't bring the fucking place down, mustn't have leant on a supporting wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Not a player, but Paul Lambert going through the tolls at Tyne Tunnel, heading northbound. I only know it was him cos he cut me up and I looked across as I was on the toll next to his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 He cut you up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 YES FAM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I was dealing with a man who clearly wanted to avoid the queues to the right. I was to the left, where it was steady moving. Do I think it was a rash decision from him? Absolutely. And I wouldn't be afraid to tell him that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Not a player, but Paul Lambert going through the tolls at Tyne Tunnel, heading northbound. I only know it was him cos he cut me up and I looked across as I was on the toll next to his. Next manager tbh When I think back to some of our better managers, none of them have cut me up at the Tunnel toll booths. Destined to fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 YES FAM I was dealing with a man who clearly wanted to avoid the queues to the right. I was to the left, where it was steady moving. Do I think it was a rash decision from him? Absolutely. And I wouldn't be afraid to tell him that. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 PNE players out and about in Manchester atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 PNE players out and about in Manchester atm. Joe Garner seemed to be a bit of a dick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 You're still a terrible man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Is there no(rth) end to your terrible puns? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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