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Truly Manc Ashley; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpw7xpp275xo

My Nana was called Joan (you haven't even got e-mail, Joan). So I hope we sign him for this reason alone.

12 goals, 10 assists, not terrible stats for a weakling.

The mind games theory isn’t a bad shout. Not knowing if he plays until close to kick off really means Arsenal can’t be in any way sure what formation we are lining up with either. If we said he was definitely fit then it’s fair for them to assume we will definitely go 3 at back.

Never mind, just checked and there's a couple of years left so not going to be leaving for a pittance.

No loss, he’s weaker than water that absolute drip.

When is his contract expiring?

Infantino is an absolutely pathetic human, like. Cucking himself to anyone that'll have him to boost his profile. Joining Trump's Gulf tour today, I see.

Good news about Botman then. Howe clearly wants him in for the back 3 against Arsenal. Shame about Joelinton but as long as he's back fit for pre season that's the main thing

Injury prone contract expiring, not that young anymore etc.

Touchy subject 🤣

No a little further North-East.

Any Newcastle United fan referring to Man United as United needs telt. Any fan of any club called with United in their name referring to Man United as just United needs telt. I'll call any cunt out who does it in person too. Fine for locals of Manchester to say it...not an issue.

Fucking hell. Dead

Szczesny says Joan Garcia is the best keeper in La Liga (so do many fans). Good enough for me. Hope it happens. (I copy pasted his name, honest guy)

Exactly this. When a non native Mancunian refers to 'United', I always ask 'Sheffield or Newcastle?'. Mostly there'd be a confused pause and then the perpetrator will reply 'sorry, I mean Manchester United'. A little victory for non-Newton Heathers in my tiny mind. .

you are right as the double of villa and chelsea is 4/5 which added with arsenal double chance bumps it to 6/5 which make it less than 50% chance of happening

The biggest victim here is Forest Green Rovers. They are the real Forest.

There is absolutley no danger of Man Utd or Spurs doing us any favours, they effectivley forfeited the league in Feb/Mar. The good news is that since Eddie's come in, we've become better at getting ourselves over the line when we need to, this season especially. It'd be nice for one of those useless fucks to help us out tonight, but I have every faith that we'll take care of business ourselves anyway.

A few already have him on the scrap heap 🤣

Great news.

If he stays fit I’m certain that he will be in the team of the season.

I'll be watching the games tonight more in hope than anything else. For all that players will be concentrating on the final, surely a few will want to come in and stake a claim to be playing in it? And surely neither will want to go into it on the back of a hammering either. Anyway, while yes there's always a chance, like most, I do think in reality it's all most likely to go down to the last game.

Razer and Ando regularly refer to us as United, we chant United, and we're literally Newcastle United. It should blow my mind that there are Newcastle fans who don't get it, but nothing surprises me anymore.

Is where you're from Newcastle?