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Newcastle City Council site says seahorses

He's absolutely right about the Enzo Fernandez shit. The whole system is built around getting that little cunt in the side because he cost too much.

Howe's main problem will come in a couple of years time. That first raft of players we brought into the club in the first 2 windows will all be 4 or 5 years older and they too will need to be replaced, I'm thinking Trippier, Burn, Targett, Pope and Bruno (to a lesser extent). So not only will he need to continue to weed out the malingerers from the squad he inherited but he'll also need to start planning to replace the replacements. The youth teams don't appear to be churning out masses of talent and the younger players we've invested in are still a few years from developing into useful squad players. We're going to be constantly chasing for at least another 10 years yet imo. Players age and need upgrading and that includes who we have already brought in. We desperately need to get the youth system right and it needs to start producing very soon or I fear we'll never really bridge that gap. Seeing even a couple of players introduced each year would be huge, introducing players capable of even PL-squad level means more cash can go into the stars

We probably need a clipart or something out of Wingdings

Not really recent but Chelsea's

@Froggy’s invited instead of you.

If (when) we get in the CL, please for the love of god give this man a SQUAD to work with rather than just a 1st team and a few subs.

Answered by the Match Cam, he got in Colwill's face a bit but didn't look as card worthy compared to anything they got away with. Colwill acts Billy Big Bollocks yet has achieved nothing yet and always has a big mistake / red card in him. I think there's a player there, but he has a stinking attitude.

Don’t show those to anyone in the black garter.

Does this look pretty accurate? Just shows the job we're doing as a club. Amazing.

They're called the big 6 because of their incomes. Which generally translated to those 6 with the biggest wage bills filling the top 6 spots in recent years. Obviously that's not the case re league position in the past 3 years or so.

Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria (previously at NUFC) would make a great Bond villain

Feel like captain obvious here but a draw would be better for GD than a loss.

a) yes but also b) I didn't know they were supposed to be something else, and thus the case is closed on whether the crest needs to be redesigned cos obviously nee fucker even knows what is on the crest. but also c) see the bold bits.

I don't blame them to be fair, Coventry were beyond useless.

thats a crow

Morons at work already giddy at the thought of "gerrin a tigget fur Wemboah". Just taken Coventry for granted it seems

He’s proved a lot of folk wrong. Imagine if he had the same funds at his disposal as the cartel clubs!

Rex The Dog - Change This Pain For Ecstasy.

Looks like he’s wearing a bowling shirt.

Perfect for Howes system aswell.

"I thought it was a fart..."

Am I the only one getting triggered by people calling the mythical animal on our crest a seahorse instead of a hippocampus? I think it might be time for me to collect my pedantic curmudgeon badge 😂

Maybe thats the impetus for the whole thing. Charlene in marketing just cannit get Corel Draw to scale the logo without it going to shit so we're ripping it up and starting again.