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What about the wage structure? We obviously don't want a situation were we are having to rely on UCL every season as that's going to be hard.

Because he's stalling on a new contract and asking for £180,000 a week. He's currently on £25,000 a week. I don't know what he thinks he's done to deserve anywhere near that sort of money. I don't want any of these youngsters to go, but at the same time I'm happy for them to be sold if they overvalue their worth. It'll be a big PSR boon if he does leave.

Yeah I think there should be a rule of 3 homegrown players in a match day squad. Manu in their glory years always had a good pool of British players. Hardly any now.

He'd have to get a better haircut. Saying that, most players have daft looking hair these days. A number 1 or short back and sides only, new FA rule.

97 aye. Think they had England away to Poland, that game and the MLS.

It could be worse, I took my mam to B&M Bargains and the Food warehouse. My mam is one of those people who has to take 20 minutes in every aisle, it takes her 2 hours to get her food shopping at Morrisons and she buys the same stuff every week. Honestly man, I fucking wish there was work on this weekend.

About 525,840......ish

If people stop blabbering on about Pickford (whom would never come here) then I'll consider stop the Vardy (whom at least is a viable target) talk and just silently hope to myself. The Pickford/Pope debate has no place on this particular thread, wheras (I'll not mention him again after this) I believe JV who still has goals in him would be an excellent signing and is miles better than DCL who couldn't hit a barn door with a big fat whore. In fact, blabber about Pickford all you want, I don't care. If people stop mentioning DCL, I'll give up on Vardy.

Counting down the minutes until the Champions League Final.

gbandit has just shown up at my house scantily clad in soiled rags, carrying a bindle full of even more heavily soiled rags and is demanding entry. I hope you’re proud of yourself, Shay.

Shays thread.

It's pretty shocking how Pacqueta seems to have played about 2 years with this hanging over him. Really shouldn't be allowed, either if he's guilty or innocent. In both cases it's disgusting, should've been resolved ages ago.

MOTHER.FUCKER!!

I can't imagine we're ever going to get a better chance to get a homegrown third choice keeper to pad out our quota with Krul, Forster and Woodman all available on a free And Alnwick getting relegated with Cardiff

Watching the Giro Italia. Been entertaining today tbf.

Be my best friend Be my best friend Be my best friend Woof woof.

Juve possibly in for Marco Silva. Fulham might go back to yo-yoing if he goes

I'll say it. I really hope we sign someone

We went "looking" at new sofas this morning, mind numbing.

Roll up, Roll up

Can confirm. I rang the number on the Percy toilet wall and can confirm that @RUHRLYASLEEVESUP did indeed offer me a blowie in return for baccie.

Too good to turn down

Lads oh lads oh lads Why do you keep doing this to yourselves You’re transfer bullshit sadomasochists There’s more truth in gossip scrawled on toilet cubicle walls than the utter lies that get peddled on Twatter But you fall for it hook, line & sinker every time